modern day sukuna headcanons
without 18+ stuff, anyone can read this
his mother left him at the hospital at birth
he was considered too troublesome by his foster families so he was moved around frequently
he internalized how people saw him and chose to never be palatable for anyone, even those he wished would help him. it was his main way of coping
was almost arrested when younger for fighting in illegal pits, got better at not getting caught
he only ever listened to one monk when he was young who recommended, so that he didn't end in prison for life, that he take on a hobby like boxing to unleash his urges
he became a professional martial artist, quit when he was forty and retired to the woods
undiscussed champion for a long time
part of his ostracization growing up (and the reason few wanted to take him in) came from the way the right half of his face looked
can get around a kitchen but doesn't cook
uraume is his cook and keeper of the house
he met them at the gym where he goes now that he isn't a professional anymore
he started teaching them some moves to "kick the ass of those badmouthing them"
said he wanted someone to help him around the house in return when uraume insisted they repay him, and uraume was ok with it
never looked for his mother
yuji met him because he did a dna test wondering where the heck his family members ended up and why his family is so small
yuji found out that grandpa wasuke had a cousin who was actually supposed to be two, which his aunt had to give up
sukuna used to scare yuji, but then his nephew started warming up and acting irritatingly chummy
yuji is so polite he disgusts sukuna, but sukuna decided to give him archery lessons in the end
megumi is the brat he pesters on his shitty form at the gym, he only toned down the teasing after yuji asked him to multiple times
used to wear a face mask for his right side but doesn't anymore
is still very fit despite his age, there wasn't a day of his life where he didn't do some sort of physical activity
tells the worst jokes, very often dark humour
has a cackling ugly laugh
tends to wear traditional clothes most often, keeps them lose because it's more comfortable
sometimes wears old man clothing™, will wear stylish shirts and suits only if he's meeting with other personalities in the world of martial arts but he rarely does it nowadays
his house is big, he doesn't know what to do with it
has no shrine, he feels he has no ancestors to remember because he didn't even have a true family growing up
tried relationships, none of them worked out, he just didn't like the hassle
ideal partner would be someone that doesn't expect him to change his way of life, and even then, he wants a close acquaintance, not a partner in the traditional sense
couldn't be a normal uncle even if yuji paid him, has no tact whatsoever
he either has a motorcycle or has a super pricy car he never uses
