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Love Begins
Misplaced Lens Cap
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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scene before movie climax:
protagonist: So whoās with me?
*5 seconds of silence*
the stoic one: *looks up* im in
4 people one after the other: me to
*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*
*2 more seconds of silence*
The Edgy One: *chortles* weāre all gonna dieā¦ what the hell, im in
Ladies and Gentlemen, you might want to take off your trousers and slip into a bathrobe because things are about to get pretty steamy in here.
Iām beyond excited to officially unveil for you the beautiful cover of my upcoming book, āStrangers Assume My Girlfriend Is My Nurse!ā
Iām sure many of you temporarily lost consciousness when your eyes fell upon the sheer sexiness of my girlfriend, Hannah, and I posing in such a sultry position, so Iāll give you a minute to regain your strength before I continue. I hope youāll wipe up your drool and keep reading because I have a few very important things to say about this book.
My name is Shane Burcaw, and I was born with a lovely muscle-wasting disease called Spinal Muscular Atrophy. Iām working really hard to use my time on this earth to create a positive, lasting impact. Specifically, my goal is to change the way society looks at disability. This book is the next step in that journey.
One of the biggest stigmas about people with disabilities is that we are incapable and unworthy of romantic relationships. To give you an example, I run a YouTube channel with Hannah, and every time we post a new episode, people inevitably comment with theories as to why on earth we are dating. Here are just a few of my favorites:
āDonāt get me wrong - he seems like a good dude - but I aināt buying it. Sheās either his nurse or good friend and this is an act, or sheās got a couple screws loose.ā
āAsk yourself, would you date him? NO, YOU WOULDNāT. What is the catch here?ā
āThis [relationship] is abnormal and frankly disgusting.ā
Arenāt these fun? Jokes aside, this is but a small indication of the vast and innumerable ways that people with disabilities are discriminated against on a daily basis. I am determined to change that situation.
My strategy is humor. In āStrangers Assume My Girlfriend Is My Nurseā I use funny stories from my life to show readers that using a wheelchair is not some horrid, depressing existence. Iām a person, and my disability should not invoke pity or aversion, but rather, respect and love and kindness, just like we all deserve.
If you personally support that idea, please please please consider sharing this post. My ability to make a difference in this world is solely hinged upon spreading my story to as many people as possible, and YOU hold that power for me!
In celebration of my new book, and to raise funds for my nonprofit organization (which teaches children across the country about disability awareness and pride), I am hosting a HUGE online event scheduled for 8pm EST on November 27th. Entertainment will include a reading from āStrangers Assumeā, an open Q&A where you can ask me anything youād like, never-before-heard stories, and other special surprises! Your ticket purchase will help us provide adaptive technology to individuals living with muscular dystrophy in December 2018.
Thanks so much for reading and taking the time to share this exciting news. Below are all the important links you need regarding my new book and the live event on Nov 27th.
Pre-order āStrangers Assumeā - https://www.amazon.com/Strangers-Assume-My-Girlfriend-Nurse/dp/1626727708
Pre-order autographed copy of āStrangers Assumeā - https://www.laughingatmynightmare.com/shop
Nov 27th Exclusive Event Tickets - https://www.laughingatmynightmare.com/events
Matt Carr (genius photographer who shot the cover) Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/themattcarr/?hl=en
We here at Tumblr have been following Shaneās story since 2011 (!), and we couldnāt be more excited about his newest book. Congratulations, Shane!Ā
how is people poking fun at your unorthodox relationship grounds for ādiscriminationā ? sure, itās mean and rude but itās not oppression.
Hungary: From the National Final to de ESC Grand Final
step 4: the Eurovision 2018 victory reaction
We need then to win to complete the gif set. Europe make it happen
When you lied on your application and got the job.
V A C C I N A T E
sign in a doctorās office
I have decided to make this a master post of healthcare PROFESSIONALS calling bullshit on anti-vaxx
there are links directly between some vaccinations and autism in young children. Whole drug and medical industries need to be restructured
No there arenāt, and the doctor that said that literally got his license taken away for being reckless
The whole entire study was literally based on lies. There are kids who canāt get vaccinated due to health reasons like allergies and being immuno-compromised but every other child NEEDS to be vaccinated
1. Mufuckas is too old to be believingĀ your child can catch autism from a goddamn shot
2. Even if they could an autistic child is better than a dead one
3. STOP SPREADING BULLSHIT
If you believe that vaccinations cause autism you do not deserve to have children. There are so many kids that have died because of this believe because people do not wanna vaccinate their children because theyāre afraid of autism which is fucked up on so many levels.
uhh !! i need a gf, a vacation, a bowl of fruit, and $40,000
leopard moose camel
Just like Slughorn, Albus Dumbledore collects people. Only, instead of focusing on those with influence, he looks to the outcasts.
The expelled half-giant. The young werewolf. The repentant Death Eater.
He protects them and gives them a second chance. All he asks in return is their loyalty.
And, if on occasion he requests that they undertake a certain task, invoking their debt of gratitude - well, that is no more than he is owed.
He once thought to add a certain disowned Black to his collection, but quickly realised his mistake.
Sirius is not an outcast, but a rebel. He knowingly chose his path, and chooses what price he is willing to pay for it. He refuses to be used.
So Albus Dumbledore abandons him.
Who gave you the RIGHT?
Dumbledore knows Siriusās loyalty lies with Harry instead of him, and he has no use for someone who is not willing to follow his orders without question.Ā
Ooooohoo if thereās ever a post that fits my aestheticā¦
okay but then where does Harry himself fit into this collection? Is he an outcast because he isĀ āthe Boy Who Livedā?
Nooonono, my friend, thatās what makes this post so beautiful. Because it fits the meta Iāve been trying to get people to accept for years.Ā
Harry was an outcast due to a childhood filled with abuse and neglect.Ā
Vernon made him an outcast by dismissing his claims of magic, berating him, locking him in a CLOSET and putting bars on his window, and letās face it, even though her editor made her cut it out, Jo intended for there to be physical abuse.Ā
Petunia made him an outcast by enabling and contributing to this abuse, as well as making Harry do dozens of chores while doting on Dudley.Ā
Dudley made him an outcast by bullying him and threatening any students at school who wanted to be his friends.Ā
And the rest of the wizarding world made him an outcast when they bullied him for being an outsider.
Harry James Potter became an outcast the moment he was placed with The Dursleys.
And who put him there in the first place?
Iām here for this Anti-Dumbledore discussion.
That time I played Never Have I Ever with Party Gays
I AM FUCKING DYINGGGGG
IM LITERALLY CRYINGGG
Winona Ryderās and Elizabeth Olsenās H&M commerical!!!
This is very gay
thatās called a lesbian awakening
Iām a gay man and this made me a lesbian
this.. this just an advert for lesbians
Yāall r wildin OUT
HELLO?
ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his birdĀ
BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!
AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED
K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N
Freakinā AMAZING!!!
Bitch. Iām deceased Iām in my casket because this shit is bomb
Bitch Iām shaped like Gloria the hippo and y'all canāt take me or her okaaaay.
Lovvvveeeeee
Iāve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska
Positive energy
The reason why thereās not a q eye version with lesbians is because literally every single relationship would be broken up by the end of the episode. The straight girl would be like āhaha I never cum when we have sexā and 20 minutes later the boyfriend would be gone. Itās too risky
āProtest racism, protest xenophobia, protest homophobia, protest inequality, protest hate, protest hate, protest hate, but donāt become it.ā
Goodbye straight people, I canāt say Iāll miss you tbh
donāt worry, thereās still plenty of bi girls dating men so you wonāt have to worry about humanityās population dying out
Lmfao his dying wish is for women to be incubators
Bye Jeremiah
This kid clearly hasnāt had any exposure to the female experience and hasnāt heard womenās voices about why they choose abortion and why itās a fundamental human right. Living his life sheltered only to waste a wish.
he says heās pro life and yet heās dying??
Time to use FindAGrave to find my next pissing spot.
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