I'm actually from Baltimost, Merrierland so forgive me if I'm less than impressed
I think we have to kill you?
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I'm actually from Baltimost, Merrierland so forgive me if I'm less than impressed
I think we have to kill you?
these are getting weird
tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on
on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career
you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly
its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process
exactly
I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.
but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 78
Shane Hollander (Heated Rivalry)
Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Preminger (Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper)
Nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch I'm a big deal legs legs face eyes thin waist thick thighs you me you wish new phone who this pussy puss puss give them cunt cunt cunt bitch mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch this whole club is my runway run bitch y'all 5 4 3 2s I'm a 1 bitch girl what did that girl just say girl ooh girl I don't dance I work work I don't play I slay I don't walk I strut strut strut and then sasshay but I don't work for free that's not the tea hunty so make it rain on me and I might let you see watcha gonna let them see
only things related to those shows i'll ever want to or need to see
we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???
WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.
worst person you know makes a good point etc
the melancholic brunette in me recognizes the melancholic brunette in you
fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
i will give the horse that kills me no such luxury
interesting dates on this post
that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"
In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry
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i think im on to something here
when people tag posts "unreality" it's a signal to people who struggle with discerning reality that a (likely scary if believed to be true) post is not real even though it's written as if it was. it's also a filter tag so those people can opt out of seeing posts like that entirely. many people who rely on the unreality tag are psychotic and struggle with paranoia alongside (or because of) the struggles discerning what's real. posts that these people interpret to be real can lead to incredible distress and compulsions.
when someone tags your post "#unreality" and you screenshot the tags and say "what are you talking about? this is real" because you consider the post easy to discern as not real and find this joke funny you're actually just causing paranoia for people who now feel like they can't trust the unreality tag. not everyone has the same reality discernment skills as you. what's "obviously" a fictional story to you may not be obvious to other people.
I don't think most people make this joke maliciously. I think most people making this joke don't even realize why the unreality tag exists. anyways, if you've made this joke or have the urge to make this joke then consider not doing that.
Is this unethical
Yes
No
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/oetzi-the-iceman-yeast-mummy-sourdough-bread/
thought someone should link to the actual article for full context. they didn't use the yeast directly from the corpse, they reproduced it (since yeast is bacteria that can easily be done).
White people are so good for a “Uh ACTUALLY 🤓” moment, good god.
“let’s think critically,” okay let’s! let’s think critically about why these reactions might be happening in response to someone rooting around in another long dead persons body to make some fucking bread. maybe it’s because black people don’t want their ancestors (or anyone else’s!) bodies tampered with in this way, maybe it’s because due to our own death rites, we see this as disrespect and violation. maybe that’s it idk.
“they didn’t mention eating it.” so happy that fact comforts you but it does not comfort me. science and white people have a Known Track Record of using our bodies however they see fit because they see us as disposable, and malleable, and useful. it does not comfort me to know they might not even have eaten it just makes me wanna ask what was the point? If this research is so “valuable,” why waste time doing something as useless as making bread from something they found IN THIS PERSONS REMAINS?
calling this shit clickbait is fucking bonkers given how these are black people (one reporter and a black female doctor commenting her opinion), and this poll is an entirely open ended question. it is meant to be a yes or no and a conversation is now happening about why this isn’t right.
i don’t care if the scientist isn’t white, because newsflash buddy, we can perpetuate the same violences in the system in which we live. it is not about that. it is about the mountains of evidence of black bodies being desecrated in the name of (primarily) western science. and don’t get me started on why how you pointed this out sounds Weird as hell, i hope you can see that in due time. but no one assumed the lead researcher was white exactly, we just know a broken clock is right twice a day and in almost every day ending in why, white people are doing fuck shit to human remains.
“mummified due to sheer random luck and perfect weather conditions not religious practice,” what if i told you it’s still disrespectful in most cultures to exhume a body in this way? what if i told you this is still fucked up and a dead body, that used to be a human person with a heart, didn’t deserve to be studied in this way?
Bitch we're ALL the problematic transsexual you were warned about via call out posts and news articles. Do not betray your siblings in the struggle, we are all next.
"But what if they did x, y, and/or z! They need to be held accountable!"
I means it's honestly unlikely they did x, y, and/or z. Most call out posts are just bullshit lies or so taken out of context that they're just as fraudulent as a bullshit lie.
However, if they did? A callout post is useless. It's utterly pointless.
A callout post does nothing but:
Isolate the supposed perpetrator, making it impossible for them to stay in a community that would otherwise be able to go "Hey bro/sis/sib, that was fucked, let's talk about it and fix it".
Puts a spotlight on the possible victim that prevents them from recovery or healing.
Creates drama that creates damage for all parties.
And that's if their was any truth in the post.
A callout post that's just a bunch of garbage though? That:
Isolates the victim of the slander, leaving them volunrable to attacks and harassment
Feeds into transphobia both generalized and specific to the victim of slander
Creates infighting, gatekeeping, and policement of the community
Often forces people who had nothing to do with the initial drama to take part in a now ever delevoping drama, which creates more callout posts, more slander, more harrasment, and more attacks on community members. Most often effecting the most marginalized members of out community.
Forces people to view content that is often triggering and demands that they make a moral statement about it, while trying to process or cope with the content.
Creates room for Terfs, tehms, radfems, and transphobes of all brands, to stick their ugly heads in and go "see, I was right about the trans cult, do you see what monsters they are".
There is never a valid reason for a callout post. There is no callout post that has ever successfully "held someone accountable for their actions" and there is no callout post that has not done damage to our community.
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What are you, a cop?
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