[marisatomay]

it’s always so funny to me when people in positions of power who had actual influence over historical events take to twitter like “okay i think we’re ALL a bit responsible for this” like?? no?? not really?? i was in my first week of first grade on 9/11 and you were an editor for the new york times. while you can argue that with the length and reach of the wars in iraq and afghanistan every american has in some way impacted what is now happening in afghanistan let’s not spread equal blame here, liz cheney.

[marisatomay]

[l0vefreak]

This is without a doubt the funniest description of the joker I’ve ever seen

[meangirlnurse]

this is an excerpt from my resume

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mistermustachio]

This is a more complete storyline than any of the avenger movies.

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[internethistory]

[jiinkxed]

Who is she

[reyjis-deactivated20220625]

SHE’S ALL THAT, 1999 NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE, 2001

[leolaroot]

*walking around between my mutuals desks* hi how are we doing over here? you guys need anything? *leans down and peeks at your posts* oh youre doing a great job with that picture! awesome job colouring :) is he a character from the cartoon you like? ohhh its called anime? well he looks so cool you did an awesome job.

[peel-a-potato-with-a-potato]

I'm sorry, but you can't hide this in the tags

#oh you’re done here? let me put it on the wall then so everyone can see it! *reblogs your post*

[fibbunny]

You’re all a delight to have

[strangegirlsclub-deactivated202]

you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)… *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[soratayuya]

You can’t let this be lost in the tags

[yamcha]

how is your heart !!

that hoe pumping

[killer-beans]

*removes headphones to make sure random ass noise was part of the song and not psychosis*

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[belmonnt-remade-deactivated2023]

fuck it. thats YOU in the corner. thats YOU in the spotlight. losing YOUR religion. how does it feel now.

[rodrickheffeley]

added another photo to my collection of ben affleck smoking while having an existential crisis

[alwaysbewoke]

awesome story. black doctors and nurses are the best.

[symphonicseauxl]

We need more of this

[anomaliewrites]

I'm not a PoC but this is just incredible, *exceptional*, culturally sensitive patient care, period. Absolutely should be shared with every healthcare professional I know.

We should always keep in mind that we are treating an entire person, not simply their condition, and the effects seemingly minor kindnesses can have on them long after they leave our care.

[brighteyedjill]

If you want to support black doctors who are just starting out, Farrah-Amoy Fullerton, a fourth-year med student at the University of Alabama at Birmingham just set up a way for people to help black fourth year med students transition to their residencie. This often means moving to a new city where they won't get a paycheck for weeks. Black students are also less likely to have access to generational wealth to keep them afloat during school. So if you have a few bucks and want to buy a graduation gift for a future black doctor, check out this article or search #medgradwishlist on twitter.

[funnytwittertweets]

[shutyourmoustache]

🐝 get jet-lagged. I repeat: bees get jet-lagged.