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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Stranger Things
almost home
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@theartofmadeline
Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
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Mike Driver
Keni

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@quietlyme
Your recent posts are so funny to me cause to me you're Ollies dad and also sometimes a funny guy
I AM OLLIE'S DAD!!!! :D
be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now
i cant stop saying "grisp it"
Tree Bumblebee aka New Garden Bumblebee/Bombus hypnorum/hushumla. VƤrmland, Sweden (14 June 2014).
Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink
it was a difficult morning for everybody
does anyone know. does anyone have a clue what kind of creature this is
the position made it look like the letterboard is a speech bubble and he's screaming it
I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever
The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late
For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral
A little bit for Monica, she's my wife
A little bit for Erica, for her strife
My books all go to Rita, cause she reads
My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees
The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn
Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn
Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan
A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)
Western Honey Bee/Apis mellifera/honungsbi. VƤrmland, Sweden (12 June 2026).
I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure ššš
IT HAPPENED AGAINNN
*Please note that Bag Time is a supervised event after incident #1 for safety reasons
āyou support gay rights so you must be gayā
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit howād this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! heās supposed to be dead!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here
So my friend Buck likes clowns. No he really likes clowns. No like. A lot.
He reluctantly and with great embarrassment told me this, and when teased about having a clown fetish he will retort quite pedantically that a fetish is required for sexual gratification and he only has a kink for clowns. No one else agrees with this hair splitting but itās okay, it comforts him.
I assumed Buckās proclivity toward clowns was somewhat private because he was so abashed when he admitted it to me. But when hanging out with him and his new partner she began to tease him that heād blurt out to the whole VR chat that he loved a gal in clown makeup.
āI thought it was a secret,ā I said.
He squirmed and admitted that he liked to get it out of the way in case it was discovered later.
His partner whispered to me when he was in the bathroom that sheād seen his clown folder and while theyād looked at it heād exclaimed, āUgh! That oneās a mime,ā and moved the offending image to a separate folder. This had me in hysterics. A slippery mime had slipped in amongst his wholesome clown girls.
Later that day at DnD I announced to the group that weād spent the day with Buck and his girlfriend. Two of them said in unison, āBuck has a girlfriend?!ā
The third said at the same time, āIs she a clown?ā
I absolutely lost it and asked how he knew about the clowns.
āIāve met Buck three times. He told me about the clowns every time.ā
This story is shared with Buckās permission.
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises itās about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me
Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.
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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
FINE! I'll do it myself
Source ~ Neurodivergent_Lou
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Note: these are different ways these can show up. They can also show up in a stereotypical way. If you've met one autistic, you've met one autistic.
REALLY
FUCKING ALL OF THEM??!?!?!!
Why he light skinned?
Because Martin Luther was white and German.
didā¦
did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg
I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King
I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but Iām concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.
At that point itās your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake
but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine
Protestants be shoppin
Trainwreck of a post
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