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harry potter a-z — rubeus hagrid

listen to me, all three of ya: yer meddlin’ in things that aught not to be meddled in; it’s too dangerous. what that dog is guarding is strictly between professor dumbledore and nicholas flamel.

lullychi

For you and your internet friends! 💙

Feel free to send these to them but please do not repost

ithinkthereforiamfandom

Yes to all of my Dear ones!

stressed-writer

@teetriiwoah

quinlyandreveries

@cats-tea-and-poetry

lightwolf

Editing? Oh you mean fic patching.

lightwolf

Protagonist now has more complex motivations.

Protagonist now remembers key facts about important people. He no longer develops convenient amnesia between cutscenes.

Protagonist now has a cooldown on certain adverbs. Adverbs have been buffed by 30% to compensate.

Developer note: Adverbs are important to writing but they are sometimes overused. This change keeps adverbs relevant while encouraging the use of adjectives and verbs.

The horse now has a name.

Deuteragonist snark power has been increased to 150, up from 75.

falling-rivers

*the horse now has a name*

penguinssonamor

I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

squidbroom

op this looks absolutely magical

traveling-madness

I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl

haru-desune

I know that when Colin Creevey died in DH, he was sixteen years old, but whenever I read the scene, I always imagine him as the excitable 11 year old Harry met in in his second year. And you know what? I think Harry does too.

airinhtoday

When you listen to Harry Potter audiobooks ✨

sistertaxon

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

thesylverlining

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

kittyknowsthings

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?

systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”

totohoy-blog

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

systlin

I mean.

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”

musicalhell

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

fuckstaffposts

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

rpluvsyj

This post is a blessing

wittyusername97

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

kitvalkyrie

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

honeypunks

you could say…phishing scam…

this post has it all

unmute this

THE AUDIO IS IMPORTANT

crustysvm

LMFAOOOOOOOO I LOVE HER

wiledwolfstar

So I know I’m not very active on here at the moment, but I’ve been playing a heck of a lot of D&D in my spare time and just had to do a portrait of my new character from the Out Of The Abyss campaign.

This is Sorrow, a horizon walker ranger, who at least so far has been the competent woman that the party needs.

Find me on twitter here

#you absolute talented fucker #this is amazing!#D&D

lo-ireese-deactivated20210508

summer celebration: surprise ⟶ l u n a l o v e g o o d (for @wandaomanov)

“ Oh, I’ve interrupted a deep thought, haven’t I? I can see it growing smaller in your eyes. ”

want one?

whatsupitsthatkai

"He was always the out-of-doors type"

Charlie: Animals, I get. People? They're crazy

#So damn good!

kittehkats

“Cats are cold, detached & unloving.”

“Cats are not loyal.”

“A cat will not greet you at the door.”

“You can not train a cat”

“Cats aren’t that smart.”

“Cats aren’t that good with children.”

“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone.”

“Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”

What a load of crap !!! One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.

mystisnykoto

“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone” is a ton of bs. Whenever I leave to go anywhere, I can hear my cats meowing at the door within moments trying to find me. They sit in the window watching for me to come home and they are at the door to greet me almost every single time.

keelime-art

Cats also grieve. This cat watches a video of their owner who had passed away and he tries to cuddle up with the phone. The look on his face when they zoom in on him brings me to tears every time.

bettsplendens

One of our cats comes and sleeps next to me when he sees that I’m not feeling well. If he’s in the kitchen when I come down for food with cramps or with a cold, he’ll follow me back upstairs and lay down on me and purr.

Cats are aloof animals who don’t put up with nonsense, will defend their boundaries with claws, and sometimes like to push things down to see what happens, but they aren’t jerks.

yurteyuteruy-deactivated2012120

that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.