No Clowns Allowed

21+ Postin whatevah tickles m'fancy. NO JOKERS! No, seriously. Last fellah who tried it ended up wit'ah smelt up his nasopharynx

[vacuously-true]

Physical therapy is wild because they're always like "hey do this weird little movement" and you're like "hmm my brain doesn't seem to know how to activate that movement" and then they'll like trick your brain into doing it by making you do other movements first or making you resist against them moving you or some shit and your brain is like oooooh ✅ new movement unlocked. And then they tell you to do that movement 20 times a day and you do and it makes some part of your body you didn't even know was related hurt less. What the fuck.

[empress-of-dark2005]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[kestrelsandcentipedes]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[goldpersonified]

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[zepumpkinlass]

how are we falling for this anyway reblog

[vaspider]

I mean it’s a cat

Wors case scenario: cat

[states-system]

here is cat

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[kagesstuff]

I will take it

[burgerfellar1987]

Ill hope i get it

[quintessentialharley]

Donate to Helping my friend David get a new life and escape abuse, organized by Pierre Van Cutsem

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[mournfulroses]

Joanna Glenn, from her novel titled "All My Mothers," originally published in 2021

[langblrwhy]

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[bugaddict]

that one scene in brother bear is like... perfect for what i HOPE will eventually happen, so...

[quintessentialharley]

[afeelgoodblog]

[mostlycatsmostly]

Bahji has no time for nonsense

submitted by @chainsaw-to-the-heart

[rydenarmani]

a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨

[bigmouthlass]

Bless me velvety skeleton friend.

[ydotcom777]

i am no longer available for things that make me feel like shit