Renaissance Nerd

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xxxtictacion]

After 5 years it’s super slow

[sindri42]

It’s got proprietary tires that don’t fit on anything else and shred themselves every hundred miles

also it’s only compatible with about 40% of roads

[fiyabwal]

Radio has no speakers and only works with specialized bluetooth headset

[roar104]

There’s only one button to control everything on the center console and a tiny ass touchscreen

[charlesoberonn]

You need to buy a special accessory if you want to open the door and sit down at the same time.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Costs more than your house and will outsell everyone

[klubbhead]

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

Still can’t believe Nynaeve was handed two “whatever I do what I want” letters from the Amyrlin and immediately gave one to Mat

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[kingjasnah]

easily in my top ten cosmere sentences that gave me a migraine 

[official-contrabassoon]

If you don’t play bassoon reblog this because it applies to you too

[official-contrabassoon]

THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE REBLOGGING SAYING THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS MAKES ME HAPPY. NON MUSICIANS SPREAD THIS SHIT. DON’T KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS? GOOD!

[sigynpenniman]

Jake and Nog: If you could have literally anything in the world, what is the one thing you would want

Starfleet War Hero, Counterintelligence Agent and Millitary Surgeon Dr. Julian Bashir: teddy bear

[cryptid-hoid]

Scene in Warbreaker: Siri heard a flute playing in the background!

Me, aware that there’s probably more than one flute player in the cosmere: WHERE IS HE

[trek-tracks]

Jim, Spock, you put those down immediately before you poke someone’s eye out

[quixoticpenguin]

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

Moiraine, Thom, and Padan running into each other on the same day in Emond’s Field

[wot-tidbits]

Mat Cauthon by mycks_art

Rand al’Thor by  mycks_art

[wot-tidbits]

[the101stsenator]

How many times am I going to tell myself that I’ll just watch this one episode of The Newsroom before I realize that that’s never going to happen and I’m going to end up rewatching like I already do three times a year?

[wot-tidbits]

TIDBITS AND FUN № 93

A MEMORY OF LIGHT

EVERACCELERATING 

What was your favorite scene in any of your published books that you had to eventually cut from the book?

BRANDON SANDERSON

Perrin traveling the Ways in A Memory of Light.

IWASAZOMBIE

What?! Can you tell us about that scene? This is the first I’ve heard of it. That sounds awesome.

BRANDON SANDERSON

Perrin gathered a team and traveled the Ways in order to try to close the Waygate in Camelyn from behind. It was determined that this section, among having other issues, was not needed for the final book and was distracting from the momentum toward the Last Battle.

[percyannabeth]

[blogdreamlandtheoristblr]

Just now I read the moment in Shadesmar when Kaladin goes “every drawing or painting that is not a map or something you can actually use is useless but HOLY GUACAMOLE what is this mesmerizing thing it’s all red and black blotchy lines and I SEE THINGS

In an alternate universe, Kaladin is a modern art geek

[kingjasnah]

yah he was straight up like