Tumblr banned porn almost a year ago and in itās wake has arisen theĀ ātender, longing, achingā text post genre that you see today
the jerk-off market is low, but the emotionally horny market is high and as vaguely impotent as ever
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Tumblr banned porn almost a year ago and in itās wake has arisen theĀ ātender, longing, achingā text post genre that you see today
the jerk-off market is low, but the emotionally horny market is high and as vaguely impotent as ever
i dont do shipping but i think its really funny when some does do shipping and dedicates their internet presence to shipping the main heterosexual pairing between the main male protagonist and the main female protagonist⦠and somehow has a victim complex about it.. its like someone running a political campaign to legalize bread or lettuce or paper or something.
*dedicates my internet presence to shipping Mario and Princess Peach and acts like iām oppressed because of this*
Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk
Me: that's unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*
1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPING
brother john, brother john
I love when Iām about to clock out and a coworker says āyouāre leaving me?ā like first of all itās so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress that our work environment causes. Second of all yes bitch Iām OUT Iām gonna go play some viddy games suck it
Carbonated hot dog water
op do you take criticism on your posts
Go ahead and kill me already
I made another comic
Godamnit this has me cr y in g
playing d&d when you're mentally ill is like getting therapy through your ocs
me and all my equally depressed and traumatized friends meeting up to play d&d together like
The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
Iām weeping
The two people in the front wearing one shirt.
Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guyās back while spinning?
WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW
WHY IS IT BACK
no you guys donāt understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there⦠these guys arenāt normal military. This is āTelemarkbataljonenā. Theyāre pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said āThat is strictly confidentialā. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious
Donāt bring this meme back
BRING THIS MEME BACK.
Do the Harlem ShakeĀ
oh my god
ah fuck
Do The Harlem SHAKE
Ohā¦look on, children, and weep as you are faced with memes from when I was your ageā¦
fossil meme
Revive the Harlem Shake
21st of January 2020.
Itās back
Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they're heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo.
being intuitive is just like... i donāt like this and no i will not elaborate
WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this post is still good even without the glitch thatās how good this post is
for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:
(tears off your head in a bacchic frenzy) vibe check
anyway hereās my gay vampire movie. a 17th century vampire living in a lighthouse for years falls in love with a 90s surfer. plot isnāt important whatās important is the vampire thinking ādudeā and āradicalā are terms of endearment so itās like *vampire voice* my dude ā¦ā¦ how do i preheat the oven
Why am I so MEAN
Gone too long without watching Avatar the Last Airbender