take it in your heart now, lover

there's free water right here u fckn asshole

[insomniac-arrest]

Tumblr banned porn almost a year ago and in it’s wake has arisen the “tender, longing, aching” text post genre that you see today

the jerk-off market is low, but the emotionally horny market is high and as vaguely impotent as ever

[powerfulwizard]

i dont do shipping but i think its really funny when some does do shipping and dedicates their internet presence to shipping the main heterosexual pairing between the main male protagonist and the main female protagonist… and somehow has a victim complex about it.. its like someone running a political campaign to legalize bread or lettuce or paper or something.

[powerfulwizard]

*dedicates my internet presence to shipping Mario and Princess Peach and acts like i’m oppressed because of this*

[qurineer]

Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk

Me: that's unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*

[eternalgirlscout]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPING

brother john, brother john

[eternalgirlscout]

[freakun]

[siriuslydoubtful-deactivated202]

I love when I’m about to clock out and a coworker says “you’re leaving me?” like first of all it’s so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress that our work environment causes. Second of all yes bitch I’m OUT I’m gonna go play some viddy games suck it

[tamamita]

Carbonated hot dog water

[ffoxpile]

op do you take criticism on your posts

[tamamita]

Go ahead and kill me already

[localtiktoks]

[quarryknightcosplayandcustoms]

I made another comic

[letsgayguys-blog]

Godamnit this has me cr y in g

[valtsv]

playing d&d when you're mentally ill is like getting therapy through your ocs

[valtsv]

me and all my equally depressed and traumatized friends meeting up to play d&d together like

[4gifs]

[setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-]

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

[lightsareout]

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

[witchsyren]

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

WHY IS IT BACK

[organicorc]

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

[theapatheticstag]

Don’t bring this meme back

[ichiwashername-o]

BRING THIS MEME BACK.

[damn-shawty]

Do the Harlem Shake 

[demigoddities-deactivated201811]

oh my god

[gasterrific]

ah fuck

[littlelassgt-blog]

Do The Harlem SHAKE

[ironwoman359]

Oh…look on, children, and weep as you are faced with memes from when I was your age…

[randomslasher]

fossil meme

[mimiri22-6]

Revive the Harlem Shake

[raise-the-dead-vinx]

21st of January 2020.

It’s back

[ratliker1917]

Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they're heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo.

[ariescorpio4444]

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[medoisa]

(tears off your head in a bacchic frenzy) vibe check

[killrockstar]

anyway here’s my gay vampire movie. a 17th century vampire living in a lighthouse for years falls in love with a 90s surfer. plot isn’t important what’s important is the vampire thinking ‘dude’ and ‘radical’ are terms of endearment so it’s like *vampire voice* my dude …… how do i preheat the oven

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Why am I so MEAN

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

Gone too long without watching Avatar the Last Airbender

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Woah.