Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

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[batmanisagatewaydrug]

man there was a time when the beatles all jerked off together for the last time and they didn't even know it was the last. sad.

[and-fishing-equipment]

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

[ratsetflummi]

happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

[fred-the-dinosaur]

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[onenicebugperday]

What the hell she drew a man

[onenicebugperday]

You're gonna be blown away by what I'm about to tell you

[redstonedust]

anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

[secundus-cinaedus]

cure of ra

[madame-helen]

Now its blessing of Ra

[thereadingaddic7]

"Sunburn will give you skin cancer"

Ra, God of the Sun

[sindri42]

Fungus has done so much for humanity. Penicillin. Radiation cleanup. Delicious mushrooms. Deadly mushrooms. Psychadelic mushrooms. And now my boy RA has chosen the humble mold spores as his vessel through which to cure cancer.

[katelyn-danger]

We must do everything in our power to eradicate Mormonism.

[katelyn-danger]

I will wage a holy war in Utah the likes of which the world has never seen.

[daisy-snake]

finally, dune for women

[speedlimit15]

[oneheadtoanother]

[dogpuppy]

[markodragic]

it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

[greelin]

my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[segamascott]

[solpng]

[catboywhump]

It’s a content warning to you. To me it’s the reason it’s on my reading list