Now, let me preface this by saying that I don't support calling people "shnorples". I never say it, and it's wrong to do so. But you're being such a shnorple right now. Like, just spelling out "shnorple" makes me sick, but there's no other word for this. That's such a shnorple thing to do. No no no, I'm a good person, I know that calling people shnorples is wrong, but you're just kind of. Being one. Right now. Being such a shnorple. Such a shnorple. Neither you nor my apparent morality mean anything so I won't bother thinking of anything else. Shnorple.













