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[calebwittebane]

annoying bloggers are having another Gossip Season it seems and its mad stupid and evil but this is making me laugh so hard im gonna throw up. fuuuuuuuck #staysafe

[rabbitdogthing]

reblog if youre a full blown freak addicted to puffy fat nipples.

[miscling]

translation matrix for dealing with hounds:

'make me': I want this

'I need to punch something': I'm stressed and need walkies

'piss off': never leave me

'I'm going to kill you': thank you for the compliment

'I'm not a fucking dog': put a muzzle on me ASAP

'fuck you': I love you

'fuck me yourself': I love you too

[miscling]

missed some:

'I don't need a handler': I'm a lost puppy

'I'm the fucking best': I'm completely pathetic

'I don't need your approval': please like me

'I hate you': I need you more than anything in the world

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

I think that whenever I fuck, a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater-esque score counter should appear at the bottom of my vision and keep track of all the positions and moves I did and provide me with a score complete with multipliers

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Like, I should be able to have a mind-shattwring orgasm and be gasping for breath and in my peripheral vision I can barely make out "LOCK IT UP + IN THE PITS + HUFF IT UP + NOSEGRIND + OVER THE KNEE + SPANKED RED + POP-SHOVED IT IN RAW + BEGGING FOR MORE + TRIPLE KICKFLIP + SACKTAP + EARLY RELEASE + NO DROP SPILLED 18530 x 12.5 GOOD GIRL MULTIPLIER"

[shegayonmygirl]

"go fuck yourself" you say? hah, you fool, unbeknownst to you I already have! multiple times in fact!! I am ten steps ahead of you at any given point in time you dumb bi- wwwait no I'm sorry I'm sorry please put that remoet down I didn't mean to I got carried away okay I'm sor-nnngghhh,,sfdfghjks,, I'll be a good princess ok!!!! please please please just sto-ngfffsdfkjdsjdfhs,,,,I'm sorry momma,,, I'llbe good!! please,, please just don't use the shock collar aga-dfgsdngnsgnnhh,,, sorry,, you're right,,,, the collar is yyyyours to do with as you pleasee,, ahah,, yyyeah i shouldn't have touchhed mysellf withou mommy's permission,,,

[girlballs]

Have YOU considered neopussy in tights with nothing underneath today?

[decaffeinatedgalaxyprince]

rb if your mutuals are good girls 🥰

[xv-mobageshiki]

[angelic-soyo]

[primrosepisstil-deactivated2026]

I was too focused on touching myself to leave for the bathroom :( :(

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

i just fucking love playing hard into other peoples kinks i love it so much like oh honey im sorry i didnt know you had such a praise kink before i started gushing about how much i like how good a job you did, oh im sorry i didnt realise how much playing with your inner thigh while we were in public in front of our friends would mess with you, my fuckin dream job is being some kind of demon of lust sent to tempt people into fucking me

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

I should stress, the appeal here isnt in pleasing you per se, its in making you lust after me, it's to turn your mind to the desire to have sex with me, its to make you unable to think about anything else, its about using your deep secrets i shouldn't know and silly manipulable brain to make me the centre of your mind, thats why im a demon

[gazeldhazel]

I got INSTANT LOSS MATING PRESSED?? NOT CLICKBAIT??? and the thumbnail is a shot of her about to be mating pressed and there's a giant red circle and a bunch of arrows pointing at another girl's dick pressing right against her pussy

[gazeldhazel]

Addressing the Allegations. and it's a girl talking about how, yes, she did get instant loss mating pressed after confidently talking about she could never be instant loss mating pressed. she actually says she's not sorry at all and then. well. she gets instant loss mating pressed again

[gazeldhazel]

can I survive ONE HOUR in the INSTANT LOSS chamber WITHOUT getting MATING PRESSED?? and it's a three hour long video where she gets through about 20% of the intro before a girl shoves her dick in her mouth

[gazeldhazel]

my youtube recommended feed if it was any fucking good

[averydesperatepuppy]

Certified crotch sniffers reblog 😤😤

[the-return-of-yagamimi]

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[the-return-of-yagamimi]

i'll know i've truly made it if people start to be horny for scrunglenova horny for the pinups? no shit horny for the cock gif? pedestrian horny for scrunglenova? THAT'S passion

[diacetylm0rphine-android]

wikipedia the free use encyclopedia

[mollyjames]

lesbian sex but you're a supervillain and you strap the hero's girlfriend to a table to perform evil and dangerous experiments on her while the hero watches on a comically large and evil screen but it turns out they're both into it.

[mollyjames]

The Necromistress appreciates your rightful praise but is far too busy plotting world domination to respond to your adulation personally

[lesbomancers]

a mirror spell gone awry... hubris gone unchecked... the dawn of double wizard will change their fate forever

at the brink of madness, brought forth by boredom, the dark wizard dawn decides the only challenge that could satiate her would be the subjugation of the only truly interesting thing remaining thing in this world—herself.

she thinks a "good" mirror counterpart would be the perfect target, a pathetic, easily embarrassed goody two shoes would make for a wonderful toy. but something goes wrong when she performs the necessary mirror spell. instead, she finds herself face to face with.... herself, in all her evil glory, with the same intentions, the same desires, the same desperation.

stubborn as they are, they decide they can work with this. beating the other should be impossible, and what better way to prove herself the greatest wizard of all time, than to contradict the laws of reality?

it does not go well, and what follows in the coming months would best be described as a slapstick sitcom with some really weird underlying sexual tension

[pawsnifferpup]

i wll actually break my usual furry-based verbiage for this one. you have to be so normal about feet. about people who like feet. about people with foot fetishes. yes even if they're a lil "creepy" about it like. idk spending years being shamed for a kink that is genuinely so absolutely normal does a lot of damage and it *will* make you be anxious about interacting with it and even the slightest bit. you should be allowed to like feet and it should be normal and not something constantly made fun of for.