ArEm

Biologist in the making, zombie apocalypse survivor in trainnning, geek in constant development. Slytherin's chaser, mexican biologist, drummer, gamer, vlogger, food admirer and the classic: Raquel, 21, single, Mexico, I'm a panda.

[jasonstodds]

‘Victor Alvarez Guapisimo’

bonus:

[mxnrique]

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

[proto-homo]

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

[laughconfetti]

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

[eschaton-the-imminent]

Same energy

[nikadd]

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

[somewhereinthedetails217]

Omg 😂

[pseudo-seraphim]

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

[baker-p-i]

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

[the-blonde-issue]

Here for the sensitive masculinity and broody femininity sm love

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

As best I can tell, the back of the doll box’s text reads: RICHARD is a handsome, wealthy widower who cannot seem to get over the loss of his first wife … until you came along! His kids are now Your Little Step Children, who you feel conflicted about to say the least. Richard’s silences are full of sorrow; he has a void in his heart that perhaps you can fill. He just has to accept that his first wife is gone … or is she?

[thebestoftumbling]

[arvanitish]

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

[actualfkntrash]

mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES

[drferox]

A universal experience.

[chocolatemilkaficionado]

[Transcription: all speech in the video is auto-tuned]

Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs

I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one

I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me

She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly

She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off

I said ma’am no stop

Those are his nipples

She said

There’s no way, he’s a boy

I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples

Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical

She said no way, he’s a boy I said

Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples

[discardedscream]

I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.

I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.

The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm

She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”

I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.

“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.

“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[trajans-deactivated20150201]

when i was little i used to hate showers but then as i got older i realized how much responsibility i could ignore by taking a shower so now i love showers

[julianemoore]

Tahani and Eleanor + height difference™

+ bonus

[treygotguap]

Crazy how one person can change ur whole mood

[julianemoore]

Eleanor Shellstrop + girls 

+ bonus: not a girl, not a robot

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

special talents: being sleepy and being clingy

[kyleoreally]

eleanor: *shows no interest towards tahani’s sister and seems genuinely interested in tahani herself unlike every person tahani has met in her entire life*

tahani:

[xnazzylove]

This is so unrealistic, Tahani would get Eleanor a bigger diamond.

[aphrobites]

you’re so right.

tahani:

[yourcutestories]

When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi. She may just be an evil scientist.

[a-little-bi-furious]

Why not both?

[highwaytohell-a]

[hogwartshousereactions]

Each house flirting as a Supernatural gif.

Gryffindor

Hufflepuff

Ravenclaw

Slytherin

[mainflopgirl]

if thanos wanted to kill off half of the population because there weren’t enough resources……..but then snapped half of the vegetation and animals (according to the russos)……..then isn’t he back at square one……………and there aren’t enough resources for the population……………

[mainflopgirl]

what about……..all of the empty and abandoned planets……..he couldn’t have restributed populations there? or like………..what about endangered species they’re pretty much gone now thanks to T Hanos…………..he really didn’t think this through………….

[mainflopgirl]

[mxnrique]

this is deadass what part 4 is gonna be. like he’s gonna realize “huh…. maybe this wasn’t a good idea” and reverse time.

[cottonginandjuice]

Or he literally could have just doubled the resources

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Maybe I’m wrong but all he would need is the Space Stone to teleport and  redistribute resources + life. But I guess killing half of all life made more sense.

[peterparkesfluff-blog]

Or he could’ve just created more planets and teleported the halfs but a bitch is too dumb

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

He can throw a moon for a fight but teleporting some resources is too much work?

He can change reality but he uses it to fake his death and do a power point presentation?

He has the time stone, in which he could literally go back in time and save his home planet ….not by killing half of them …but by using these new powers?

[crypticdatesuggestions]

Dip your finger tips into a flowing stream between 11pm and 3am . Enchanting

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

i love this but it reads exactly like “saw a snail today. effervescent”

[marvel-blog2]

stop treating people you admire and love like gods. when you put romanticized versions of the people you love above the people they really are, then you’ve done yourself and them a disservice. they cannot possibly ever live up to the ideal you’ve created of them, and they will inevitably disappoint you. you will be let down by someone you previously thought was perfect, or worthy of admiration, but perfection has never and will never exist, and if you look for it in a place it isn’t, you will always be let down, and it isn’t fair to you but it isn’t fair to the person you’ve romanticized in the first place. you must realize and tear down the veil of impossible standards (whether physical or more psychological) because they were never possible to attain in the first place.

[tvgif]

[futurez-deactivated20200514]

You’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person