Just Another Rad Coolkid

Alex😎♊️😎He/Him ~*An aspiring everything*~ |>Successful asshole<| I post mostly garbage including Steven Universe, Hamsteak, Tegan and Sara, and Undertale, along with random ironic things. I would say I don't shitpost, but that would be a waste of a lie because you're already here. I've been described by several as "Hyper friendly". OuO

[krxs10]

in case yall been sleeping here’s a reminder that we just shut down Mall Of America, the largest mall in the USA, to protest the wrongful deaths of young black men by police. #blacklivesmatter

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[biglawbear]

Please… Please tell me… This was scripted…

[queersona]

Can someone transcript this?

[frightgothcar]

@queer-anna

Middle-aged white man in a grey button-down with black glasses speaking in front of a classroom of older teenagers: Hey, guys, listen up, I just wanna take a second to address because I know there have been some complaints with the pronoun issues and I just want you guys to know that I’m working on it. I respect all of you and your lifestyle choices, and in fact, last weekend I even went to the district’s mandated Gender-Bread Man Training.

(Flips slideshow to a picture of the gender-bread person)

Male-presenting student, loudly with their hands cupped around their mouth: It’s a Gender-Bread Person.

Man, shouting: WHATEVER! WHATEVER! I went to the training, okay?! All I’m asking in return from you guys is for you to stop calling me a boomer! I’M NOT A BABY BOOMER, YOU GUYS! I’m NOT A BOOMER!

The class, in unison: Okay, Boomer.

[queersona]

thanks!!

[slutty-goblin]

just to add some background, the tiktok is from the teacher’s account, he’s making fun of boomers who are actually like this, please don’t attack him for letting his students have fun at his expense

[movisual]

My favorite thing about "Ok Boomer" is that, instead of arguing, the youth unconsiously and collectively decided to literally just verbally wave boomers off and treat them like children who won't shut up and i think that's beautiful

[prokopetz]

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street

Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position

One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it

It was raining

One of them saw a weird bug

[hollowedskin]

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back

They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them

The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them

A flower fell off the potted plant

The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it

One of them lost their bandana

The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her

The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back

[knifefightscene]

[salvia-plathitudes]

[midnitetech]

[coolthingoftheday]

[coolthingoftheday]

“Who gives a shit about your genitals you have a fucking dragon.”

[kpopper]

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

[proto-homo]

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!

[cosmicyeehaw]

[costamacncheese]

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

[queer-things-and-stuff]

HoW!?

[queer-things-and-stuff]

[lumikinetic]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Embrace the gay

EMBRACE IT

[big-bad-bastard]

Are we gonna ignore the fact that she literally gets a cookie at the end as a reward for her hard work?? I mean, look at how FUCKING HAPPY she is!!!!

[traitspourtraits]

[noobtheloser]

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

jesus christ

[messy-kobalt]

When it’s time to pet your cat

[lovelyardie]

In foookin HOWLIN

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

doctors and all other medical specialists during check-ups: "hmmm well it seems like nothing is wrong with you, you say you are having pain? idk take some tylonel and sleep it off i guess, you will probably live"

dentists: "your teeth are yellow as shit and your gums are unhealthy, you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it 4 times an HOUR, WHY don't you floss. i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities, you've got diseases we haven't even seen before, all your shit is fucked up my guy, even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that, absolutely pathetic. don't show your face here again"

[renthony]

Ain’t nothing wrong with picking up fallen succulent leaves off the floor of the Walmart garden center, takin’ ‘em home, and growing your own plant babies. Pirate those plants. Fuck the system.

[wolg-fang]

You wouldn’t download a plant

[fishyandclintbarton]

Bitch, i might.

[teganandsaramx]