Ill Matte

{Kai, 26} ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ {Null/Void} Terrible Bard

[c3rvida3]

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

[evilsoup]

how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

[diamondringsandgutterbones]

"do it scared" "do it alone" "do it bored" what about MY strategy. do it later

[salorade]

for every stress life brings youre one step closer to a new and exciting relationship with a fictional character

[segamascott]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

im very excited and honored to descend to this new level of madness

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[inkieswirlsgaming]

This is a threat

[hollowboobtheory]

a single mom feeding her kids is scamming the government but the outlet of a megacorporation posting fake job listings with no intention of hiring for tax rewards or whatever is fine

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[noah-wyles]

[alphacrone]

beyond queue and schedule they need a third option of “don’t post until this one mutual i know will love it is online”

[alphacrone]

“just dm them!” absolutely not. i’m trying to mind control them into loving me.

[bonivers]

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

[trickstarbrave]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

every time I see extra virgin olive oil at work I think of that "lightly fucked?" olive oil meme. one sec let me find it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[genderbender05]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[dr-gaytorius]

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[i-might-be-vanny]

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[antimony-medusa]

My old and terrible foe, "I thought about completing the task so in my brain I have already completed the task," we meet again. FUCK you anyways, buddy.