Nothing to say and so many words to say it

[dogpuppy]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

[depsidase]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Carly Simon writing You’re So Vain about such a specific man, yet including the line “you probably think this song is about you” so that if he took it personally he would prove her point? Unparalleled power move

[adverbian]

I didn’t learn until about ten years ago that she wrote it about three different men. Even more of a power move. Because every single one of them would assume the song was about only him.

[uss-edsall]

Does anyone have this picture

But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title

I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it

[kesslersymbolic]

This image?

[uss-edsall]

YES

[eddardsharpe]

[bacony-cakes]

PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)

+ bonus italian navy vessel

[vis4victory]

[pearlpoet]

wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

[gaybd1]

wikipedia Tell me if this man’s gay

[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

It's been 5 years.

[meanya]

[were--ralph]

choose

glass half full

ass half empty

Voting ended onMar 9, 2025

[were--ralph]

STAFF MAKE POLLS EDITABLE I LOOK LIKE A FOOL BECAUSE OF YOU NOW

[were--ralph]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS VERSION 😭

[heateron]

[incognitopolls]

What level of education did your parents receive?

Both of my parents have advanced degrees (e.g. Master's, doctorate)

Both of my parents have 4-year degrees (e.g. Bachelor's)

Both of my parents have 2-year degrees/certifications (e.g. Associate's)

One of my parents has an advanced degree and the other has a 2- or 4-year degree

One of my parents has an advanced degree and the other does not have a degree

One has a 4-year degree and the other has a 2-year degree/certification

One has a 2- or 4-year degree/cert and the other does not have a degree

Neither of my parents has a college degree

My singular parent has an advanced degree

My singular parent has a 2- or 4-year degree or certification

My singular parent does not have a college degree

My parent(s)' education is not described here, or I don't know

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2025

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[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[of-the-astral-sea]

all of us rn

[serenity-bitty]

[1617]

sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass

[beardedmrbean]

This is so gay my heart might just burst

[alfea]

spin this wheel of hobbies

how do you feel about this hobby?

it's something i currently do

it's something i used to do but haven't recently

it's something i tried once and liked

it's something i tried once and didn't like

it's something i'd like to try

it's something i don't think i'd like

i don't know enough about it to know if i'd like it

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2025

[the-mikey-way]

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

[the-mikey-way]

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

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[fatefulfindings]

for 2 years this post has appeared in my head every time I interacted with a customer service live chat. that great you can go ahead and order it.

[aevios]

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is