[thickness-protection-program]

Maybe iCarly... was... wrong?..

[thickness-protection-program]

I'm living life and breathing air but I don't feel like I'm somehow gonna get there any time soon

[thickness-protection-program]

[thickness-protection-program]

Well then sit down binch!

[journeymanfool]

Cancel her if you must but personally I will never get over her talking about the person who stalked her for a week, buried random knives and things in her backyard, shot at a car they thought was hers, and then lit themselves on fire and died on her property - and she seemed so casual and not affected by the fact that it was objectively very scary and fucked up and they still don't really know why it happened.

[wolg-fang]

[thickness-protection-program]

Stop the post! Cut the cameras! HUH?????

[campcrow]

Here’s an article…I had to look it up like wtf??

Miranda Cosgrove's Terrifying Stalker Story Serves As Warning To How Crazy Things Can Get

Alexandra Daddario just announced she’s been forced to move out of her home due to a struggle with a stalker. Stalkers in Hollywood are no j

[thickness-protection-program]

Post cancelled! Protect Miranda!

[thickness-protection-program]

Update: mother Miranda is a STEM queen now

[mockwa]

[nucklecrunch]

[suazu]

[tokyoproxy]

Yuuui Nanao

[snailcities]

Arthur Said Gay Rats

[tiktokstowatch]

[rosyish]

I’m frothing at the mouth this is my DREAM

[wolffyluna]

#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)

[e-v-roslyn]

"Today's the lesbian day guys get everything stocked" is sending me

[salty-rice]

That’s it, I wanna be taken out on a lesbian carnival date and get some plushies

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

this is my favorite addition by a mile. I am now glad that I made this post

[astraskylark]

Okay but why is that tagged nsfw

[severeobjectfun]

Woman doesn’t understand why the actor got mad when she touched him without consent. People in comments defend her and say the guy overreacted. Just because you’re a woman it does not give you the right to touch people. Don’t be like this woman or the people defending her.

[la-femmex-deactivated20220305]

this is insane.

“he overreacted” what???? i’m speechless.

imagine what would have happened if it was the girl to get her breast groped like that.

but no, since it’s a man he obviously “overreacted”.

[blondejokes-deactivated20220825]

You hear him say “there’s kids here” 

He’s not a male stripper, he’s there to entertain children not be groped. 

[definitely-not-hominishostilis]

I mean big L for giving money to Disney, but then doing this too? Throw the whole woman out she’s trash

[the-davest-of-uncles]

If it’s not okay to do it to one, it’s not okay to do it to all.

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

He was well within his rights to make her leave. Sexual harassment is sexual harassment, and, as he stated, she was doing it in front of kids.

[brunhiddensmusings]

i restate a rule- if swapping the gender suddenly makes it skeevy, it was already skeevy the first way around

[faggo-tron-prime]

He stands there for his whole shift as well tho doesn’t he? Beyond it just not being OK to touch and harass anyone and everyone has the right to say no to being touched, and it being in a family entertainment park no less, he as a worker in touch with the public all day is FULLY within bounds of having a no touch policy.

[brattylikestoeat]

[gingersofficial]

Fuck me?

[oodoe]

Ok but what is the dish called??

[foreskinnty]

its called Fuck Me

[youlovetoseeit]

[maggi-cube]

I think it’s funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen

[my-beautiful-wickedness]

[mrmallard]

[chipsprites]

[weantuniverse]

[plum-soup]

typical gay couple

[pruzome]

< chris richard . danilo ricci >

🏳️‍🌈

[robeblr]

pure queer joy

[facelessoldgargoyle]

ah! Everything in this! the switch leading! the hand on the back of his neck! the grace!

[normal-horoscopes]

🜓 *hands you the alchemical symbol for cinnabar*

[normal-horoscopes]

🝔 *hands you the alchemical symbol for soap*

[normal-horoscopes]

🜐 *hands you the alchemical symbol for Mercury (II) Chloride*

[normal-horoscopes]

🝫 *Hands you the alchemical symbol for a Bain-Marie*

[bitternest]

*squints*

You're making that one up.

[normal-horoscopes]

Guess what! Bain-Marie is originally an alchemical term! The "Marie" in question is actually Maria Hebrea, the 1st century Jewish magician considered histories first alchemist. The entirety of western chemical science is built on her work. Every time you melt chocolate with boiling water you're participating in a 2000 year old alchemical practice by placing it in "Mary's Bath."

[warpsbyherself]

The Bain Marie, alternately known as Balneum Mariæ, as seen in John French’s 1651 work The Art of Distillation.

[iamnoonewhoareyou]

That says dilfilation. They’re making dilfs?

[normal-horoscopes]

[hides all the jars in my study labelled "Dilf Essence"] No

[airandangels]

[kisskissgotohell]

[queentab]

[spectrealenko]

i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is