Collecting Pokemon cards right now = pain. Even when I manage to get some I get no hits lol

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Collecting Pokemon cards right now = pain. Even when I manage to get some I get no hits lol
I got IT issues and GI issues cause my tummy hurts.
2024 has sucked so bad and it’s only march. Let me list all the shitty things that have happened this year:
I got pick eye for the first time in my life and got really sick in like the first week
I lost my great uncle, he was like a grandpa to me. It was totally unexpected.
I lost my grandpa. He was the sweetest man I’ve ever known and I miss him so much.
My depression has been really been kicking me down lately. I started playing overwatch again and that’s never a good thing for me mentally.
And the cherry on top that just happened a few moments ago, I just lost my job. Completely blindsided. All I got was a phone call and effective immediately today was my last day. Can’t even go back and get my boots.
Only 3 months in and this year has already been the worst of my life.
… I just want to play D&D but I don’t have friends to play with…
I have regressed, I started playing Overwatch again…
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by @hijynkz
The ace attorney experience is being like "if I press here phoenix will undoubtedly say what I've been thinking and the trial will keep going smoothly" and then phoenix says the dumbest thing you've ever heard
Translate this meme for me, please.
“honk honk, your Uber has arrived”
“Oleg, what the fuck”
Very good, thank you.
is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?
can a black hole destroy the earth?
no, you idiot.
black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.
and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.
and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.
you fool.
This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism.
Man sees crab for the first time.
does he...
Live in the
Sea?!
Some fucking
mollusk
pulls up
anyone else releasing flavors in the tomato that are normally inaccessible
vodka also releases flavors in me that are normally inaccessible
Cursed
the people behind makesweet in like the 2000s or something idk: ok let's make some cool templates for people to make animated e-cards to send to their friends on valentines day :)
tumblr users, almost 20 years later:
every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking
it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.
Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends
every time i see this post i’m reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony
like, what other song can make that claim?
Some of the highlights of that video include:
The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what they’re all doing
So many people audibly ‘doing the guitar parts’… like ya do
The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)
How they all start jumping at the ramp-up “so you think you can stomp me”
Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final “ooooo”s and the last line to close the song
Only days before my state went into lockdown, “Bohemian Rhapsody” came on in the restaurant kitchen I’d just been hired at and, no shit, every single worker in that little diner started singing along. Me (the only queer afaik), the manager, all the other kitchen workers, the dishwasher up front, the two people on the counter, all but two of the men over 30. Just belting out Freddie Mercury at the top of their lungs. And you can bet when “sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all” came around, we every single one of us ramped up the intensity and basically made sure Freddie could hear us in the afterlife.
smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.