The Poor Ass Poli Sci Major

I'm so sorry if y'all were tricked: I'm not cool. 1/3 of this blog is freaking politics 1/3 is gay af and weird thirst 1/3 is random fandoms and art. I am so sorry I am also crying. AO3 username is DwarvenReject. A lot of my fics have NSFW or mature themes, just a warning. Finally got a PayPal and Kofi btw so if anyone wants to help fund my education it would be greatly appreciated! paypal.me/CheyenneJ009 Ko-fi.com/dwarvenreject

[raginggeekpower]

Seen you in my notes a couple of times. Are you back, binch? If so I have a triple vodka with your name on it and I'm not afraid to drink it... Just fyi.

IM ALIVE AND SOUNDING OFF WITH GRATUITOUS HOLIDAY DRINKING

[witchyseasees]

I’m heading back to some RE7 time, it brought me more happiness than anything when I really needed it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13981065/chapters/39664557

If you’re all still here. Lets get some mileage going in this fandom :D

@kittenstorm @witch-of-the-west-country @gomakeawaffle @residentevil-fandomhazard @raginggeekpower @hazelphoenix @brimbrimbrimbrim @nightsatkendalls

[raginggeekpower]

You couldn’t kill me with a hammer hon. I’ve been working on the final chapters for all my works and a couple of surprises in the dark of night when I’m not working or preparing for school! They will be realeased like a flood!

[witch-of-the-west-country]

You okay, hun? What happened, if you don't mind me asking?

My stepdaughter. 15. Abusive relationship. I’ve bandaged her cuts when he dumped her, only to find out that all the times she said “Why can’t you trust me?” were the times I did actually trust her and she was with him. And I want to drive over his head.

[slutweeds]

Honestly? I would drive over his head.

[jetravenex]

I’ve got a several ton minivan ready for the job!

But also involving the police or his parents might not be a bad idea.

[witch-of-the-west-country]

I am wholeheartedly grateful for your murderous support btw!

Treading a careful line atm between being a grown up and fashioning a voodoo doll out of snot and shit x

[raginggeekpower]

Seems like that's what he's made of. I say pull out the teeth and shave the head and then toss him into a hungry pig pen. Alive.

[raginggeekpower]

Sexy, everything about you so sexy You don't even know what you got You really hit my spot.... Damn you Geek. You make me all Liberty X. I'm old.

Bruh I'm tired enough this made me laugh till I cried thank you mah friend I AM sexy aren't I

[randomsplashes]

this tweet gets me

[makimasdog]

shows with unsettling not-what-it-seems elements edition

tag urself i’m dumbass bitch and depressed thot

[witch-of-the-west-country]

Who wants to see a pic of my horrible bloodshot eye?

[witch-of-the-west-country]

Nobody said yes but you’re going to see it anyway bc of reasons!!

Raaaaawwwwrrr!

[raginggeekpower]

Hon! How?!

[witch-of-the-west-country]

No idea! Woke up like it. My biggest accidental achievement to date.

[raginggeekpower]

You amaze me love

[witch-of-the-west-country]

Who wants to see a pic of my horrible bloodshot eye?

[witch-of-the-west-country]

Nobody said yes but you’re going to see it anyway bc of reasons!!

Raaaaawwwwrrr!

[raginggeekpower]

Hon! How?!

[hellodean-sam]

Rules - we’re snooping on your playlist. set your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that pop up, then tag 10 people

Tagged by @crack–attack and @slytherinlifeislove

My music library doesn’t even reach ten so I’m using my spotify library haha

1. Ten Duel Commandments - Hamilton

2. Till the End - Martin Nievera

3. The Play - Be More Chill

4. White Christmas - Jason Manns and Jared Padalecki (oh heck yeah)

5. Do You Wanna Hang? - Be More Chill

6. Hopelessly Devoted To You - Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta

7. Disappear - Dear Evan Hansen

8. Can’t Help Falling in Love - Elvis Presley

9. Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd

10. Livin’ On A Prayer - Bon Jovi

My music tastes are so random wth ahaha

Tagging 10 people: @castielloveshisdean @dont-you-dare-say-misha @curly-haired-disaster @sp8b8 @soft-misha @gabriel-deserved-better @ladystiltskin67 @lizzie-da-lizard @mishas-angel-eyes @67btardisstreet

[67btardisstreet]

Thanks @hellodean-sam for tagging me! Let’s see what my playlist brings me this time.

1. I might just stay away - Salvador Sobral

2. Gloria - Van Morrison

3. Pineapple Head - Crowded House

4. Lady Madonna - The Beatles

5. Seagull - Bad Company

6. Get back - The Beatles

7. All Summer Long - Kid Rock

8. Buy You Time - Jared Grant

9. Sleep Like a Baby Tonight - U2

10. In My Time of Dying - Led Zeppelin

So I just downloaded a lot of new music and I honestly don’t know half of these songs yet, but oh well..

I tag my most recent followers :

@sarmcbear22 @jessicaklehrmarvel @theriseofthebananas @the-disappointing-middle-child @ivyquotesbook @159potterhead @pinkarchangel @morriscankill @dckay @midnightsilver

[159potterhead]

@67btardisstreet Thanks for tagging me!

1. Fields Of Gold - Sting

2. Maybellene - Chuck Berry

3. Broken - Jake Bugg

4. A Hard Day’s Night - The Beatles

5. The Man Who Sold The World - Nirvana

6. I Say a Little Prayer - Aretha Franklin

7. Die A Happy Man - Thomas Rhett

8. I Bet My Life - Imagine Dragons

9. Gone, Gone, Gone - Phillip Phillips

10. Superheroes- The Script

I tag: @demonspawn2468 @ctaylor-wanna-be-a-glader @mugglebornslytherclaw @thomas-newtie-gangster

[mugglebornslytherclaw-deactivat]

@159potterhead I’m honored.

Sound of the Saints~ Audio Adrenaline

Most Girls~ Hailee Steinfeld

Not Today~ twenty one pilots

Love Riot~ Newsboys

Collar Full~ Panic! At The Disco

God Bless the Broken Road~ Rascal Flatts

Dead Inside~ Skillet

Jar of Hearts~ Christina Perri

Your Grace is Enough~ Matt Maher

Centuries~ Fall Out Boy

I tag: @vigilantvirgil @vividaway @idkhowbutyoufoundme @what-even-is-thiss @theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly @canadian-crofters @potter-heads-everywhere @thejoanglebook @thatsthat24 @jaxnixwrites

[leitlo]

@mugglebornslytherclaw thank you for tagging me!

1. Weak~ AJR

2. Dying in LA~ Panic! At The Disco

3. You will be found~ Dear Evan Hansen

4. On the Borderline~ Thomas Sanders

5. Roaring 20s~ Panic! At The Disco

6. Michael in the Bathroom~ Be More Chill

7. This is home~ Cavetown

8. Freeze your Brain ~ Heathers

9. I wish you liked girls~ Abbey Glover

10. Death of a Bachelor~ Panic! At The Disco

10 people tagged:

@generalwitch-blr @me-and-phil @cloudchaser7 @book-of-charlie @creativeheartgemini @manyfandomsonewolf @extremist-water-agenda @ironwoman359 @milomeepit @stars-in-mine-eyes

[me-and-phil]

@potter-heads-everywhere thanks for the tag!

1. Immortals by Fall Out Boy

2. On My Own by Samantha Barks (Les Mis)

3. Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have… by Panic! at the Disco

4. 27 by Fall Out Boy

5. The Story of Tonight by Lin Manuel Miranda (Hamilton)

6. One Day More (Les Mis)

7. (Fuck a) Silver Lining by Panic! at the Disco

8. Netflix Trip by AJR

9. Dying in LA by Panic! at the Disco

10. The Pitiful Children (Be More Chill)

I tag: @mtladies @phanmindpalace @hannn03 @secret4themad @awkward-atmosphere @unorthodoxsavvy @deadlester @panrophantic @galaxy-pal @pocoinquieto

[unorthodoxsavvy]

Thank you @me-and-phil for the tag!!

1. I Bet My Life- Imagine Dragons

2. Oh Love- Green Day

3. Coffee’s for Closers- Fall Out Boy

4. Team- Lorde

5. This Is How I Disappear- My Chemical Romance

6. Carpe Diem- Green Day

7. Done For You- Black Veiled Brides

8. Besitos- Pierce the Veil

9. Bulletproof Heart- My Chemical Romance

10. Hum Hallelujah- Fall Out Boy

I tag: @unexciting-houseplant-2 @dilemmaatthedisco @fineassdorito @release-the-squirrels @lovellester @starducky @huphilpuffs @mymomthinksimpoppunk @howlterxtrash @phanisnotonfire2

[strxwberryducky]

Most of the music I listen to is on Spotify but it’s a lot of diff playlists so here’s what’s on my phone:

1. Polyamorus - Breaking Benjamin

2. Friend, Please - Twenty One Pilots

3. The End. - MCR

4. Mama - MCR

5. Hangsang - JHOPE (go listen and support hixtape you uncultured swines❤️)

6. Daddy Issues - The Neighbourhood

7. Lotto - EXO

8. Love Me Right - EXO

9. Holding Onto You - Twenty One Pilots

10. Polarize - Twenty One Pilots

You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to!!

@nebulafoam

@1ghibligirl

@baby-bunny-bear

@c-cygnus

@cloudysucculents

@faeson

@jeonslilmonster

@jpgflower

@kylo-rens-8-pack

@markleetrashh

@p1nklobotomy

@soloform

@yunjiparkx

@yoongivinyls

💖💖💖💖💖

[p1nklobotomy-deactivated2020040]

Admitting The Truth - Myka, Relocate

More - 5 Seconds Of Summer

Mom Jeans - Heyrocco

Stay The Same - Mayday Parade

Nuclear War - New Politics

Sunnyland - Mayday Parade

Fake Tales Of San Francisco - Arctic Monkeys

Blonde - Waterparks (surprise surprise)

Plum Island - Waterparks

It Follows - Waterparks

tagging: @agoodducky @maverickthesmolboy @rossie-bean @awstty (i don’t have 10 friends haha)

[mavericktheukuleleboy-deactivat]

I was tagged by @p1nklobotomy

1. Margarita–Travelling Wilburys

2. Spoksonat–Ghost

3. My Life–Billy Joel

4. Hurricane–Panic! At the Disco

5. Sue (Or in a Season of Crime)–David Bowie

6. Polly–Nirvana

7. Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey–Paul McCartney

8. Another Brick in the Wall (Part 1)–Pink Floyd

9. Cabinet Battle #1–Hamilton

10. Sun it Rises–Fleet Foxes

Tagging: @cock-slime @brandnewbabyboy @raginggeekpower Those are the only people I’m really friends with on here but yeah…go knock yourselves out even if you weren’t tagged 😄😄😄

[raginggeekpower]

Oh damn yalls gonna know things now.

1. You don't even call me-Jacob Banks

2. To leave something behind-Sean Rowe

3. Wait-The Kills

4. Down-Marian Hills

5. Only a child-Night Moves

6. American remains-The Highwaymen

7. Thumbs-Sabrina Carpenter

8. Mama I miss you so-Claude Hay

9. Girl crush-New Politics

And finally 10. The other woman-Caro Emerald

Boom. Go freaky if y'all wanna do it

[konigstigerr]

orcs aren’t really mosters tbh. they’re demihumans. it’s barely above wanting to fuck catgirls.

[carnival-phantasm]

This is a hot take that could possibly lead to chaos in the already fragile monster fucking community

[andhumanslovedstories]

If I look at a mouth and instinctually know how to kiss it with my human mouth, it is not a monster, it is a variation on a person, probably with larger than average teeth. It isn’t a monster until I have to strategize

[mavericktheukuleleboy-deactivat]

@raginggeekpower

[raginggeekpower]

You know me too well my friend and this is TRUTH!

[angelmarya24]

@kittenstorm @witch-of-the-west-country @paradoxlupine @raginggeekpower

I’m not a monster, am I?😳 although, I am lil and Daddy’s😂

[raginggeekpower]

Aaayyyy shake it up boo! The shirt matches you perfectly

[angelmarya24]

I have a matching collar too😝😝

[raginggeekpower]

Take some candids gurl

[angelmarya24]

@kittenstorm @witch-of-the-west-country @paradoxlupine @raginggeekpower

I’m not a monster, am I?😳 although, I am lil and Daddy’s😂

[raginggeekpower]

Aaayyyy shake it up boo! The shirt matches you perfectly

[cekarez]

Doctor Strange fighting Thanos 

[neondarby]

I just lost my shit 😂😂😂

[incorrect-bbieal-quotes]

Player: *Accidentally gets math problem wrong.*

Baldi: You wanna fuckin die?

Player: *whispers* kinda.

Baldi: *soft voice* kid.. we talked about this.

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

*nervous laugh* LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[raginggeekpower]

[adhighdefinition]

me: i’ll get to it when i’ve the energy for that me @ myself: but you never have the energy for anything

me again:

[raginggeekpower]

THATS WHERE IVE SEEN HIM! Saw this fucking episode at work today and was so freaking confused on why this random mofo on Cheaters sent me into meme flashback

[brimbrimbrimbrim]

I have finally published a Monster Boyfriend story called Necrotic Fever! You can read the first chapter and purchase it HERE!

This is sorta a big deal for me since I’ve been wanting to cut my teeth on actually selling something for a couple years now. Since this is my first actual story in an expanding Monster Boyfriend series, I’ll be sending out free copies to five random users who reblog this post! It’s my shameless way of self-promoting and your way of getting a free Monster smut story! Woot! <3

On August 1st, I’ll randomly choose five users from the list of reblogs. You will have 72 hours to contact me back for your free copy, if you don’t respond I’ll select another reblogger for their free copy. 

I also wanna thank everyone for all their support and thirst. You monster fuckers are truly awesome!

[raginggeekpower]

I'm down let's win this thang!