Mature. Law. Student.

Finished a Creative Writing degree and nearly finished a Law one. My brain is about as jarringly inconsistent as my degree suggests. Trying to figure out my life post those things.

[phantomfivep]

aint this the fucken truth

[ambassadorquark]

when the quarantine is over we are bringing back the cult of dionysus

[yesterdaysprint]

New-York Tribune, New York, December 17, 1916

[bummass]

Bitch that is a LOOK

[dopedildobouquet]

Is she wearing the

[ashestoashesjc]

the chanel boots? yeah, she is

[arsenicinshell]

Choose your era!

[chaos-nblm]

*bonks my stupid head with yours* I love you

[afronerdism]

If you are ever looking for furniture you’ve got to go to an antique store. Now when I say antique store, I don’t mean the boutique downtown that will charge you $700 for a lamp. I mean the trashy place up the street on a big lot with tables and chairs piled up for miles outside. The kind that stretches 75 miles back in a cold room with no descernable path through it. You will find the best, sturdiest, and coolest shit for amazing prices. If it’s in the middle of nowhere it’s even better because you can haggle.

[aspicywhore-deactivated20201017]

Isn’t this how most people get haunted

[afronerdism]

I’m willing to take that chance if it means I get a hardwood armoire for my bedroom for $129.

[timeclonemike]

Don’t think of it as being haunted, think of it as a “buy one antique, get a free ghost” deal.

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

you know since the cdc is now recommending we wear non-medical grade face masks, we might as well all bite the bullet and make plague masks to stuff with dried herbs that will keep out the miasma that carries the disease

[absolxguardian]

Time Traveler: Wait so miasma is real? Us: No, but actually yes

[marzipanandminutiae]

it’s interesting to me that miasma theory was wrong but led to a lot of technically effective practices

wearing a plague doctor outfit that basically acts as a rudimentary hazmat suit? yeah, that might help somewhat

avoiding areas where an outbreak is rampant? probably a good idea, if unnecessarily broad sometimes

clean up waste to avoid a buildup of bad air? wrong reason; right thing to do

they were wrong, objectively wrong, about what caused disease, and even then the power of human observation was such that they still figured out some of the right behaviors to adopt

[venerabledreadnought]

[tastefulcrucifixparty]

there was a facebook post going around like “please think of your renaissance faire workers this summer, they will have to put up with SO MANY witcher cosplays featuring old daenerys wigs” and i lost my shit laughing for about two and a half seconds before i realized they’re right

[jabberwockypie]

There will be So. Many. People. singing Toss A Coin To Your Witcher

[parallel-o-grandma]

my outfit everyday

[dcmultiverse]

The current cast of ‘The Batman’ (2021) dir. Matt Reeves.

[sapphicambitions]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

listen… I don’t even need Birds of Prey (2020) to be Good Cinema™… if I learned anything from Ghostbusters it’s that I will quite happily be obsessed with literally any depiction of adult women hanging out, supporting each other, and being Really Fucking Weird together… you don’t need to be good, BOP, just give me a found family girl gang and treat Cassandra right and my heart is yours

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

why must a movie be good? is it not enough to watch a bunch of women to go absolutely feral in the way only Gotham City can enable? to share a single brain cell whilst hunting the Joker for sport and protecting Cassandra Cain with their lives?

[owldee]

peak lesbian wedding gifting I CANT

[owldee]

the saga continues

[marvelmerlinao3]

The saga has a thrilling closing chapter

[owldee]

ALSO THIS

[callmebliss]

GIVE THE GIVER A PENNY @gingerhaze

[tatsandpussycats]

and they say black cats don’t photograph well!

[ma-rose-cherie]

[tatsandpussycats]

thank u for this addition. this kitty is perfect and i love them

[nicollekidman]

all the reviews for atomic blonde are like “its an empty aesthetic film where charlize theron just dresses up in nice clothes, kicks the shit out of dudes, and has random sex scenes with women” as if that wasn’t my dream action movie 

[mid-k-night]

So that Jump Force game will be a riot, right?

[the-neon-pineapple]

sliding scale of Dean Winchester to Nathan Ford how often do the writers actually acknowledge the character is a (barely) functioning alcoholic

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[norrington-hell]