Be Good To Yourself

Rai/22/Professional Regret

[arnieinthesky]

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[katelyndanger]

[skeletalheartattack]

Visit Original Link

[jabbaimond]

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

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Fun Ways to Meet Characters

Thieves stealing important objects from the main characters and then being forced somehow into a found family situation

Saving a character’s life by doing something like taking an arrow/bullet

By losing a bet with a stranger and then teaming up

Gambling with a shifty character and getting really mad at them, only for them to later end up saving the other character’s life

Meeting the other in an arranged marriage and actually liking them (or really, really hating them)

Or having a chaotic dynamic where they irritate each other but they’re equally chaotic, so they become the mischievous duo in the found family

By bickering over the last piece of food at a banquet

Getting hired as a servant or maid, or some other serving position

By accidentally almost killing a character, only for them to join the found family and literally never stop bringing up that first meeting

[homunculus-argument]

fact: Birds have an instinctive urge to feed their young, and sometimes some birds in captivity feed fish because their open mouths and the act of feeding them feels very similar to feeding young.

wrong and boring take: This bird is too fucking stupid to tell apart fish and its own young.

alternative take: While birds lack the cognitive skills for the kind of introspection required to wonder WHY they derive enjoyment of something, this bird is having fun.

[roach-works]

additional take: despite having a brain exponentially bigger and more complex than that of a bird's, you also enjoy feeding the fish

[cipheramnesia]

Fish Take: mmm, food.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

POV: You are Simba

[drtanner]

Love it when you can see the impending disaster before it hits, lol.

[ceekari]

you know the camera is going down, so you’re just guessing which dog it’s gonna be

until suddenly you know

[bonbonbunny]

Visit Original Link

The “Kirby dance music” but the last note is a duck sound.

[undernauticalblue]

Shelves - Potion, Old Bottles, Gardening, Honey, Jam Jars

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CLICK HERE TO ENTER

[nonetoon]

I… was unaware that snooty villagers don’t get along with lazy villagers when I invited Judy to my 40% lazy villager town…

[nonetoon]

I know this is already so long but I forgot to include the original bugs-in-my-floor man himself

[justeraaron]

[officialfist]

I’m here for this. I’m here for supportive anime Dad and heavy metal son.

[thenylesfiles]

Same energy

[figdays]

Mystical Animal Figures // DemiurgusDreams

x • x • x 

x • x • x

x • x • x

[prokopetz]

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street

Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position

One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it

It was raining

One of them saw a weird bug

[hollowedskin]

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back

They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them

The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them

A flower fell off the potted plant

The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it

One of them lost their bandana

The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her

The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back

[thouroghly-inconsequential]

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

[turtlemuffinbutt]

[im-happy-at-home]

This spoke to my soul wth

[deacytits]

I feel attacked.

[male2pet-deactivated20220521]

[longdeactivatedrentblog]

hmmm

[theimpossiblehologramtree]

i hate this post yet it keeps coming back

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

dude T-T

[pretty-robogirl-deactivated2025]

mmm, good hot drink

FOR FUCKS SAKE

[burnmyself]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ootori0704]

1223

[dyrdymalki]

tea kettle... simple everyday object... shaped like other simple everyday objects.... beautiful.. poetic even... this are the little things that life's all about

[rangerlink]

Stardaw Valley’s update history sure is….. something

[confettistim]

꒰ 🐻 ꒱ ↬ ❝ @𝚔𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕_𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 ❞

𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣

[fu-ra-ri]

you needed to see this today