who are you?
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
d e v o n
Claire Keane
hello vonnie
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

ellievsbear

★
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

blake kathryn

shark vs the universe
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵

#extradirty
Sweet Seals For You, Always
taylor price
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
seen from Venezuela
seen from Malaysia

seen from China

seen from Türkiye
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Ecuador

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Netherlands

seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from South Korea
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Colombia

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
@raidersgonnaraid
who are you?
HALLOWEEN john carpenter, 1978
this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in
cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog
fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.
As a 19-year-old sophomore at Stanford, Elizabeth Holmes decided to transform diagnostic medicine so she dropped out of college and used her tuition money to start her own company, Theranos. Ten years later, Holmes, pictured here holding a micro-vial, is on the cutting edge of medical technology — her new blood testing method allows hundreds of tests to be run using only a few drops of blood. And, Holmes’ methods are cheaper, faster, more accurate, and less invasive than conventional methods which often require a separate vial of blood for every test. As Holmes told Wired.com earlier this year, “I started this company because I wanted to spend my life changing our health care system. When someone you love gets really sick, most of the time when you find out, it’s too late to be able to do something about it. It’s heartbreaking… We wanted to make actionable health information accessible to people everywhere at the time it matters most. That means two things: being able to detect conditions in time to do something about them and providing access to information that can empower people to improve their lives.”
read more from A Mighty Girl
Reasons you should adore Elizabeth Holmes:
She is featured as Forbes’ youngest self-made woman billionaire.
Her tests will revolutionize the public health world as we know it; Making diagnostic testing accessible and affordable for more people (and potentially saving Medicare and Medicaid ~$100 billion each over the next decade). (x)
She is a coauthor on 82 US and 189 foreign patent applications. (x)
Her fear of needles served as a motivator for launching Theranos. (x)
wonder if anything ever happened with her
think i’m gonna call it off,
even if i drink a duff,
i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’
you can have an eldest son named bart,
drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson
you can say that lisa’s very smart
drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson
good luck bart
well good luck bart
you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson
good luck bart
well good luck bart
you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson
i did not warm up my voice at all for this, enjoy
happy near 10k notes, good luck bart ♥
me at the convent: no god for me thanks i'm just here to fuck the nuns
sorry for inflicting this upon tumblr but i need someone else to know what this is because i can’t stop quoting it to myself
> Mirror's Edge Catalyst [49/∞] <
Amen to that little dude
When food so good you see god
Transcendent in my tummy
I have a similar reaction to good pho
my cat bit me with a mouthful of water once
pokemon
The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2
this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man
literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now
MOULIN ROUGE costume appreciation: ✦ SATINE'S WARDROBE ✦ Costume design by Catherine Martin & Angus Strathie
requested by @lux9990