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[evilvvithin]

HALLOWEEN john carpenter, 1978

[bfwonho]

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[grimley]

[scienceyoucanlove-deactivated20]

As a 19-year-old sophomore at Stanford, Elizabeth Holmes decided to transform diagnostic medicine so she dropped out of college and used her tuition money to start her own company, Theranos. Ten years later, Holmes, pictured here holding a micro-vial, is on the cutting edge of medical technology — her new blood testing method allows hundreds of tests to be run using only a few drops of blood. And, Holmes’ methods are cheaper, faster, more accurate, and less invasive than conventional methods which often require a separate vial of blood for every test. As Holmes told Wired.com earlier this year, “I started this company because I wanted to spend my life changing our health care system. When someone you love gets really sick, most of the time when you find out, it’s too late to be able to do something about it. It’s heartbreaking… We wanted to make actionable health information accessible to people everywhere at the time it matters most. That means two things: being able to detect conditions in time to do something about them and providing access to information that can empower people to improve their lives.”

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[thejunglenook]

Reasons you should adore Elizabeth Holmes:

She is featured as Forbes’ youngest self-made woman billionaire.

Her tests will revolutionize the public health world as we know it; Making diagnostic testing accessible and affordable for more people (and potentially saving Medicare and Medicaid ~$100 billion each over the next decade). (x)

She is a coauthor on 82 US and 189 foreign patent applications. (x)

Her fear of needles served as a motivator for launching Theranos. (x)

[armadyleans]

wonder if anything ever happened with her

[sortalikethemountain]

think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson

[sortalikethemountain]

Visit Original Link

i did not warm up my voice at all for this, enjoy

[sortalikethemountain]

happy near 10k notes, good luck bart ♥

[aspirationalbrand]

[hangsawoman]

me at the convent: no god for me thanks i'm just here to fuck the nuns

[goldensunset]

sorry for inflicting this upon tumblr but i need someone else to know what this is because i can’t stop quoting it to myself

[glassrunner]

> Mirror's Edge Catalyst [49/∞] <

[beardedmrbean]

Amen to that little dude

[lucasnator4]

When food so good you see god

[beardedmrbean]

Transcendent in my tummy

[byrdiboo]

I have a similar reaction to good pho

[greekceltic]

my cat bit me with a mouthful of water once

[niyarest]

pokemon

[cryptotheism]

The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2

[lemilianposts]

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now

[r34comments]

[grimeclown]

[letthefairyinyoufly]

MOULIN ROUGE costume appreciation: ✦ SATINE'S WARDROBE ✦ Costume design by Catherine Martin & Angus Strathie

requested by @lux9990

[swiftsnowmane]

— Heather Parry, this is not an essay about Emerald Fennell's "Wuthering Heights"