— Anyway… -She began, shaking off the lingering warmth of their support.- As I was saying, I met Danny after all that happened — and after I kicked that guy’s nuts so hard he didn’t show up at school for a week. -She smirked one more time at the memory, the hint of satisfaction flickering across her face before she pressed on.- I was at the park, kinda beating myself up for not noticing the signs sooner, when Danny walked up and asked if anyone was sitting in the empty spot next to me. I didn’t even look up, just muttered that it was free, and he took that as his cue to sit down. He stayed quiet for maybe five seconds before saying, ‘Rough day?’ -Stephanie let out a small laugh, her expression softening like the memory was wrapping her in a blanket of bittersweet nostalgia.- I told him, ‘You could say that again.’ And he actually did — just repeated it like a total dork. -She shook her head, a fond smile tugging at her lips.- I gave him this deadpan look, but it only lasted a second because, when I finally looked at him, I just... froze. -Her cheeks flushed slightly, and she shook her head as if to clear the lingering flutter of that moment. She gestured toward Barbara’s phone.- That photo doesn’t do him justice. No photo really does, -She said, her voice dipping into something quieter, more reverent.- He’s ridiculously beautiful, even with a skin that is paler than it should be, bags under his eyes like he never sleeps, and this... this huge Lichtenberg-like scar that crawls up his hand and the left side of his neck.
Her fingers unconsciously traced the outline of where the scar would be on her neck, her gaze distant for a heartbeat. Alfred raised an eyebrow, his posture as composed as ever, though a glimmer of curiosity sharpened his gaze.
— And might I inquire how the young man came to bear such a scar? As I recall, Lichtenberg figures tend to fade with time —unless, of course, the cause was something rather... extraordinary. -The room, already quiet, seemed to grow even stiller as the others subtly leaned in, waiting for an answer.
— I asked him about it once, -Stephanie admitted, her voice quieter.- He told me he got it in an accident with one of his parents' inventions. He didn’t say anything else, and I didn’t press.
— His parents are inventors? -Bruce asked, a glare carving into his face, no doubt piecing together an unflattering picture of Danny’s home life from Steph’s statement alone.
— Yeah... or at least, that’s what he told me, after he apologized for the dorky pun -Stephanie said with a nod.- Apparently, his parents had come to a scientific convention in Gotham for a few weeks and brought him and his older sister along since something had happened at their school —something serious enough that they had to switch to online classes for a while.
She sighed, noticing the confused stares that answer earned her.
— I never really understood what went down, -She admitted, rubbing the back of her neck.- Danny made it sound... like it was nothing too bad, but we’d only just met, and he didn’t seem keen on talking about it. So, I didn’t push for an explanation.
Bruce grunted, the frown on his face deepening as he clearly mulled over the idea of investigating the matter more thoroughly than Stephanie ever had.
— What scientific convention did his parents attend? -Tim asked, eyes glued to his phone, his own brow furrowing.- I’m looking through records of every scientific convention Gotham’s hosted, but the last one was four years ago — and I doubt that’s the one you’re talking about.
— No, it’s not, -Stephanie said, nodding.- Their convention wasn’t exactly a... standard scientific convention.
Tim finally lifted his gaze from the screen, eyebrows arching, and the others followed suit, their attention sharpening like knives. Stephanie scratched her cheek, clearly uncomfortable under their collective scrutiny.
— It was an... occult science convention.
The room fell dead silent. Every single person stared at her with varying degrees of shock. Even Bruce and Alfred, usually masters of restraint, had their eyebrows raised. But Tim? Tim looked like his entire worldview had just short-circuited.
— Wait. Wait, wait, wait. -Tim leaned forward, laser-focused on her.- Are you saying his parents are occult scientists? Like... they believe in ghosts?
— Yeah, -Stephanie confirmed, rubbing her arm awkwardly.- From what Danny told me, that’s exactly the case. They’ve got a ton of ghost-hunting gear they built themselves — not the fake junk you see in horror movies, either. Real tech. He even said they figured out how to use ectoplasm as a clean energy source, so their house runs completely off the grid.
— They run their house on ghost energy? Like, real ectoplasm?
Stephanie just shrugged. She understood Tim’s reluctance to believe her —she’d almost doubted Danny’s claims herself. But after seeing one of his parents' inventions, there was no denying the truth, no matter how absurd it sounded.
— Let’s table that for later — I have a feeling that conversation’s going to take a while. And Stephanie hasn’t finished her story yet, -Barbara said, gently steering everyone’s attention back to Steph.
— Right, where was I? -Stephanie tapped her chin, then snapped her fingers.- Oh, yeah. So, after he pulled that dorky stunt, he apologized but said he couldn’t resist. Then he introduced himself, asked for my name, and we just... started talking. He told me he was in town with his parents and sister, and when I asked if his school was already on break — because, you know, it wasn’t even close to summer — he said his school had an accident, so they switched to online classes for a while. -Stephanie smiled, her eyes softening at the memory.- When I told him what happened with the guy at school, he got mad on my behalf. And when I mentioned that I kicked the guy in the nuts, he laughed and said that sounded exactly like something his friend would do — except she’d be wearing steel-plated combat boots.
All the men in the room —with the exception of Damian— visibly winced at the thought of taking a hit to the groin with steel-plated boots. Damian, on the other hand, looked like he was seriously contemplating the practicality of adding steel plates to his Robin boots. Stephanie swallowed, suddenly worried she might get in trouble later for accidentally giving him the idea.
— Anyway, -Stephanie said, hoping to redirect Bruce and Alfred’s attention — and, by extension, everyone else's — away from Damian’s calculating expression and back to her.- We kept talking for a while after that, and eventually, we exchanged numbers. We stayed in touch while his parents were in town, and even went on a few dates.
Stephanie drifted into her memories, smiling as she recalled their dates. They'd had so much fun together... even if some outings had to be canceled or cut short because, well, Gotham was Gotham —a city where a peaceful day was practically an anomaly.
— And would I be correct in surmising that it was during one of these outings that the young lady came to be? -Alfred inquired, his voice gentle yet pointed, effortlessly pulling her back to the present.
Stephanie flushed, her face burning at the memory.
— Yeah, it happened about a month and a half after we met, and…
— Wait, wait, wait. -Jason cut her off, leaning forward with a skeptical look on his face.- Didn’t you say his parents were in Gotham for an occult scientific convention?
— Um… yes? -Stephanie blinked, confused by the interruption.
— Aren’t those things, like, a week long? Maybe two, tops? -Jason turned to Tim, who nodded in agreement.- So what the hell were they still doing here a month and a half later?
— Well, apparently, his parents decided to stick around and hunt ghosts in Gotham and Metropolis after the convention ended, -Stephanie explained.- I’m pretty sure they almost caused a bunch of traffic accidents with their driving. Danny looked ready to walk into the ocean every time we heard a news report about an ‘armored vehicle nearly causing a multi-car pileup.’
— Those were his parents? -Bruce’s frown deepened, clearly recalling the incidents in question and mentally pinning the lead for future investigation.
— Yup. I never actually met them properly since they were always off doing their own thing, but I saw them once. For a second, I honestly thought they were some new rogue scientists trying to start trouble. -Stephanie shook her head.- Anyway, back to the story — the little girl in the photo… she was conceived during one of our last dates. We ended up having sex, though I still don’t know how I got pregnant.
Jason’s eyes gleamed with mischief.
— Steph, you did get the birds and the bees talk, right? 'Cause, usually, sex is how babies happen.
Without missing a beat, Stephanie grabbed a cushion and chucked it at his face. Jason yelped, barely dodging it, laughing the whole time.
— I know how babies are born, you asshole. -Steph said, rolling her eyes.- What I didn't understand at the time was how I got pregnant when both of us were using protection and I took a contraception pill right after we were done… with all our rounds.
A collective groan of disgust rippled through the boys — Jason, Tim, Duke, Damian, and even Dick visibly cringed. Bruce’s jaw clenched slightly, though he schooled his expression with practiced ease. Lucius merely raised an eyebrow, while Alfred remained perfectly neutral. The women, on the other hand, exchanged knowing smirks, their eyes sparkling with the promise of relentless teasing later —Stephanie sighed, already dreading whatever comments were coming her way later.
— Setting aside the unfortunate reality that such precautions are not infallible, -Alfred said, his voice steady and composed as he turned to Stephanie.- How long did it take you to ascertain your condition, Miss Stephanie?
— Not long, -Stephanie admitted, rubbing her arm.- I got pregnant really close to when my period was supposed to start, and when it didn’t, I got suspicious pretty quickly. Sneaking a pregnancy test without my mom finding out was a nightmare, but I managed. When it came back positive… I kind of broke down.
— That’s completely understandable. You were only sixteen at the time, -Bruce said, his voice surprisingly gentle.- What happened next?
— My mom heard me crying and rushed to the bathroom to check on me. She found me sitting there, holding the positive test and sobbing, -Stephanie said, a soft, bittersweet smile tugging at her lips.- She figured out what had happened right away. And yeah, she was disappointed — not in me, exactly, but that I’d ended up in that situation. Even so, she just sat with me on the couch, talked me through it, and helped me calm down enough to tell her everything.
She chuckled, the sound laced with fondness and exasperation.
— After that, she told me I needed to call Danny and tell him. He was part of this, too, after all. So I did. He was really happy to hear from me, but also kind of confused since our last date hadn’t been that long ago. And when I told him I was pregnant… -Stephanie paused, noticing the spark of anger flicker across the faces of Bruce and her brothers. She quickly raised her hands.- He didn’t hang up or bail, I promise! He just... went dead quiet. Total radio silence. I think he was in shock, -She said.- Then, all of a sudden, the call got staticky, and I swear I heard this weird rush of wind. Not even five seconds later, there’s a knock on the door.
Her grin grew as she remembered the moment.
— Mom went to check who it was, and to our complete disbelief, it was Danny. A little out of breath, but standing right there. And — still holding his phone, still technically on the call with me — he just gave this sheepish smile and went, ‘So... I think this is a conversation we should have face to face.’ -The others stared at her, completely baffled, and Stephanie couldn’t help but chuckle.- Yeah, I got that same look when he said that, -She admitted.- I tried to ask him how he got to my mom’s house so fast, but he just shrugged and said he’d been ‘nearby’ — which was complete bullshit, by the way. -She shook her head fondly, the memory still vivid.- Anytime I pushed for answers, he just deflected. Slipped into the house, sat down next to me, and steered the conversation right back to my pregnancy, -she continued.- It was a long talk, but honestly, what helped me the most was when he just looked at me and said, ‘Well, what do you want?’
Stephanie paused, her voice softening.
— I was so shocked that I just stared at him. And Danny, bless him, tried to explain. ‘Look, I might be the father, but you’re the one carrying the baby. I can tell you what I think, but the final decision is yours.’ And that hit me like a truck. -She swallowed, but continue her story with a determined edge.- He was right. It was my body, my choice. So I thought really hard about it. And in the end, I decided I was going to keep the pregnancy — because the idea of abortion just didn’t feel right for me. But... I planned to give the baby up for adoption.
Her words hung in the air like a bombshell, the room falling into stunned silence. Stephanie could see the confusion on their faces, all of them thinking about the picture of Danny with Ellie.
— Huh, -Dick said, raising a hand like he was in class.- Quick question — if you were planning to give her up for adoption, how did she end up with Danny?
— Oh, he asked to take her, -Stephanie said, completely nonchalant, like she was talking about lending someone a jacket.
— What? -Nearly everyone, sans Alfred and Bruce though they were both surprised, exclaimed in surprise.
— Yeah, it shocked me a little bit too. But apparently, the idea of leaving her in the foster system didn’t sit right with Danny. -It also didn’t sit right with Steph as well, but she couldn’t exactly take care of a baby at sixteen while also playing vigilante. Her brows furrowed as she remembered that conversation.- My mom asked if he was sure, and if his parents would be okay with it. Danny said he wasn’t sure he’d be a perfect parent, but he hated the idea of her growing up in foster care, not knowing what her life would turn out like. In relation to his parents he just said. -She paused, then gave an exaggerated shrug, dropping her voice into a pitch-perfect imitation of Danny.- 'Even if my parents notice there’s suddenly a baby in the house, they’ll probably just assume it’s theirs and they forgot about it.'
Bruce's frown deepened, the lines on his face etched with quiet disapproval as he mentally added yet another infraction to the ever-growing list against Danny's parents. Meanwhile, Dick, Jason, and Tim exchanged a look —a silent, ironclad agreement passing between them: If Danny wasn’t their brother by the end of this story, they’d volunteer to handle every single Condiment King case for a month. No gadgets. No shortcuts. Just them and the mustard!
— In the end, Mom couldn’t change his mind, and I didn’t have a real reason to deny him, -Steph said, her gaze distant as she recalled the memory.- So, it was decided — Danny would keep her. -She sighed, a small, wistful smile tugging at her lips.- After that, he went back to the hotel where his family was staying, but not before hesitantly calling his sister to tell her what happened. I didn’t catch the conversation since he was already out the door, and Mom was closing it, but judging by the earth-shattering ‘What?!’ I heard through the walls, I’m pretty sure he walked straight into a world of trouble.
Steph chuckled and shook her head.
— After that came nine months of pregnancy I was completely unprepared for — and had to, somehow, find a way to hide it from school records, social services, and pretty much everyone except Mom, Danny, and the doctor who handled the birth. -She leaned back, crossing her arms.- Thankfully — and bizarrely — Danny said he ‘knew a guy’ in his city who could help with that. At the time, I was just relieved to have the help, but looking back? -She frowned, her voice dripping with curiosity.- How the hell did he know a guy for that?
Steph sighed and leaned back in her seat, the weight of old memories settling on her shoulders.
— But in the end, things worked out... maybe not perfectly, but better than I ever expected, -She said, a small, bittersweet smile tugging at her lips.- I had Ellie while screaming curses at Danny and nearly breaking his hand during labor, and he took her home with him afterward. We’ve stayed in contact ever since.