Faux Intellectual

Members of the following fandoms: Disco Elysium, Hadestown, The Jekyll and Hyde Musical, Death Note Musical, DND, Good Omens, The Magnus Archives, Six of Crows, etc. Writer/Artist. He/they, 21

[vashito]

mermaid megafauna

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[vashito]

more big mermaid

[ycable]

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

[trickstercarlos]

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

[notahorseindisguise]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

[foxgirlmindcrank]

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

a SWAMP is a wetland whose vegetation consists of trees or other woody plants

a MARSH is a wetland with other forms of vegetation

[lesbianshepard]

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[villainessbian]

a MANGAL is a swamp whose soil concentrates high amounts of salt and very low amounts of oxygen, supporting little else than mangrove trees

a PEATLAND is a wetland whose soil concentrates decaying organic matter, becoming peat

[big-smiling-monkey]

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states

[raylangivins]

[thadymiller]

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[penrosesun]

It's wild how many non-Jews legitimately think that Ashkenazi, Sephardi, and Mizrahi are like, racial designations, and not cultural and liturgical traditions primarily defined by things like "do you eat beans during Passover" and "how many verses does Adon Olam have" and "is it very lucky or very unlucky to name a child after a living grandparent."

Like I want you to seriously imagine a world where people who think of themselves as both progressive and educated were regularly posting takes that said things like, eg. "uh... you can't be Episcopalian if you're Black lol. Episcopalians are from England??" Ok? Are you imagining that? Yeah, pretty batshit, huh? I need you to know and understand that treating the Ashkenazi/Sephardi distinction as though it is a racial one is about a million times more ridiculous than that. It's like imagining a clean racial division between "Episcopalian churches that have an organ" and "Episcopalian churches that don't have an organ". It's like if you tried to invent a new sort of congregational phrenology based entirely around the percentage of teetotaler church attendees, or how often people liked to sing "Come Thou Font."

[tfemteach-deactivated20231124]

"what are you a cop" is bookaziraphale's entire mindset btw. "is it very angelic to hoard books and be mean to customers" what are you a cop? "should you really be married to your adversary" what are you a cop? "should your husband be parking his car there" ah you ARE a cop. explodes your ticket notebook with his mind. like in his mind if the lord herself doesn't come down to tell him off he's doing just fine. because he's doing it. and if she DOES come down (where is the flaming sword I gave to thee) well then. what is she a cop

[tfemteach-deactivated20231124]

no so true. in fact I think this was a key experience in his conviction that he is correct about everything ever. after all she did not ask him again

[hollow-head]

book Crowley: you’re an angel, you can’t do the wrong thing book Aziraphale: you are absolutely right. everything i do *is* the right thing book aziraphale really took ‘do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law’ and ran with it

[tfemteach-deactivated20231124]

[pronouncingitwang]

[ID: The first add-on shows tags from pronouncingitwang reading "#it is soo fucking important that not only did he lie to god #he thought it was so important that he wrote it in as a correction to the bilton and scaggs bible he wanted that shit printed+distributed" and the last add-on shows tags from indieninja92 reading "#MY BOY #as i like to say 'aziraphale did nothibg wrong... but not through lack of trying' #the greatest angel ever to sincerely attempt to shoot an eleven year old in the face" /end ID]

[forensiccountermeasures]

And when he knows he’ll HAVE to help the cops, he’s desperate to leave so that he WON’T have to help the cops!

[ID: A snippet from the Good Omens book. It reads “There was the sound of a siren outside, abruptly broken off as a bullet hit it. Aziraphale nudged Crowley.” The next part is highlighted, and reads “‘Get a move on,’ he said. ‘We're going to be knee-deep in police at any moment and I will of course be morally obliged to assist them in their enquiries.’” /end ID]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[queer-as-city-folk]

I mean, iconic?

[rainydayballads]

old people candy >>>> music thats weird >>>> fantasy novels with ten billion worldbuilding details >>>>

[artmagine]

The beautiful art of Thomas Blackshear II

[kingfucko]

i went to his website and saw even more great art! sharing some more which i particularly appreciated

[churroach]

I need season 2 NOW

[the-heavenly-option]

what i've gathered from the grishaverse fandom

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.