Space Cadet Reporting For Therapy

⭐️I post random stuff I like⭐️ Sci-fi dork // awkward af // all note interactions are received as a gentle pat on the head, I don’t make the rules

[raleigh5410]

Nudes are so overdone.

If you really cared, you’d send me a swab of the inside of your bellybutton.

(And I will grow it in a petri dish)

[mournfulroses]

Tove Ditlevsen, from a poem featured in There Lives a Young Girl in Me Who Will Not Die: Selected Poems

[raleigh5410]

I think profiles on dating apps should be more like profiles on dog adoption sites.

Spot, 40

Caucasian Male

Looking for a new gym buddy? Well, meet Spot! This little fella would rather go outside and play than stay in all day, and would love to be your running buddy! Spot has an anxious personality and just wants to be with you all the time. Spot is great with kids and other dogs, but allergic cats. He’s done great with house training, though he does have the occasional issue - nobody is perfect!

Spot is also circumcised and up to date on all of his shots and STI testing! Apply today!

[yourlocaltrashcannn]

The vibe I bring to the function:

[lmazo]

this is on the same level to me as that furry art of the Rabbit getting some Trix

[anotherlesbiandied]

love when i'm watching a show and the allegorically (or literally) autistic character with a deep rooted fear of connection who longs for it all the same learned everything they know about humanity from tv shows and movies and books and they don't quite fit in and they want to be a part of the human experience. that's the shit.

[jone-slugger]

Happy Ides of March! This is a historical account of what Caesar said:

[raineofthedragons]

The entire population of tumblr to Julius Caesar every year:

[hiddeninsakura]

[victusinveritas]

I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?

[shreekofjoy]

You've been hit by 🔪

You've been struck by🔪

A mad senator! 🔪

[video-killed-the-radio-host]

Went to the store today

[elizabethsillymoose]

Y'all!!! It's almost time to stab Caesar!

[faithliesinashes]

[rabid-transcendentalist]

Caesar has grown too ambitious and knives are flying in the senate! Select a trio of coordinates below and click (keep reading) to see how you contributed to his assassination!

E5 E2 C4

E4 B5 B3

A1 A2 B2

E1 C1 D2

A4 F5 C3

A5 B1 F3

F1 E2 C5

D1 F2 D5

D3 A3 C2

F4 B4 D4

Voting ended onMar 16

[myosotispalustris]

Beware the Ides of March!

[darkvoidtrash]