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Enjoy my reposts, my original posts, and anything in between. I'm a gay witch who likes to chat and make connections across the globe. If you have a question, Ask away

[vcreatures]

Happy Halloween! 

Some love for all the witchy boys out there. 

[dcomgifs]

disney channel original ‘MONSTOBER’ movies

[fairweathermyth]

David Rose + the journey to romantic commitment

So you’ve been burned a couple times. Have we met? I’ve been burned so many times I’m basically the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow. But I think it’s important for us to remember that sometimes, sometimes it does work out. And even though everything inside us is telling us to protect ourselves, when you’ve got it, don’t let it go.

[everythingfox]

sleemp time

[ganymedesclock]

People who try to tell me things are ‘not that deep’ fundamentally misunderstand me, I am not a fish desperately in search of the ocean, I am a magpie that roves the canons, searching for shiny things to put in my nest. Whether or not it actually is given deep narrative weight by canon itself is of secondary importance to the fact that it has the potential to be interesting, and thus, I covet it.

[tailornorata]

“It’s not that deep”

Maybe not originally, but the ground is soft and I’m ready to dig.

[copperbadge]

“The ground is soft and I’m ready to dig” is the best description of the fanfic attitude I’ve ever seen. 

[lomasdope]

Me flirting: Your aura is pretty.

[tiktokarchive]

[zhimaqiu]

And this is tiktok we need

[mr-uncut-uncensored]

Anyone wanna cam on ringcentral? 261-658-2903

[rambamthankyousam]

It’s an internal meeting

[beyocne]

[cinematicnomad]

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

[cleolinda]

[zohbugg]

MATILDA’S SHADE GAME IS SO STRONG I LOVE IT

[valley-vixen]

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[keeper-of-the-flames]

This is so great. @chiribomb @cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury you all have to watch this.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Omfg XD

I love the judges faces like “What is happpppeeennniiiing”

[garrettauthor]

THE SHEER FUCKING BALLS THIS TOOK

[prokopetz]

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

[batneko]

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

[minoukatze]

[tooiconic]

cats don’t give a fuck and they will slap the shit out of whoever they want

[fenrir-fullmoon]

An angry cat is, pound-for-pound, the most powerful animal in the world, and all of nature knows it.

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

as an eldest daughter, i sometimes commit the grave sin of having emotions

[angel-of-smol-death-deactivated]

All your random posts are almost uncomfortably relatable

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

“conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know” had nothing to do with Elsa’s powers. it’s just the mantra of eldest daughters

[corycatte]

me showing my art to online people:

me showing my art to real-life people:

[that-mutt-marie-deactivated2017]

A Truer Post there never was

[itsallavengers]

Sam Wilson is gonna be the funniest Captain America like. Steve Rogers used to just let the villains Monologue and talk shit for 4 whole fucking minutes before doing anything which means all the Bad guys meeting Sam are boutta be SO shocked…… They open their mouths with this whole Badass Villainous Speech prepared but as soon as they say the first vowel Sam is immediately just like ‘God shut the fuck up already’ and shoots them in the teeth

[itsallavengers]

Villains: you can’t…you can’t just SHOOT ME that’s not how this works!!! Let me talk!! Rogers always let me have at least a minute of monologuing before he engaged-

Sam, already shooting him again: bitch do I look like Steve Rogers to you

[notobsessed-justobservant]

THE FUCKING TAGS I-

[I.D.: #thank god #lets see the caption Wilson psas #’so you got detention you little bitch peter Parker this is directed at you’ #marvel]

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Bucky as cap shoots people. Steve as Cap just throws the shield or fistfights.

Sam swoops in, falcon kicks your head, and calls you a bitch in the process.

[meangirlnurse]

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

[meangirlnurse]

the gopher has spoken

[imsopopfly]

What did he say?

[deactivated-tahor]

“Trans Rights”

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

[hjartasalt]

I would like to personally apologize to every teacher whose projects I overthought as a kid to the point that I could barely do them

[hjartasalt]

5th grade teacher: alright class! This week we’re going to be doing something a little different! I want you all to focus on helping others, then you should write down every good deed you’ve done in your notebooks!

10 year old me, absolutely overthinking the shit out of this: but it feels wrong to do good deeds only to gain something in return, isn’t it inherently bad if my reason for helping isn’t just to help but so I can boast about it in a notebook?

Teacher: just… Just do the project please

[lmpressionismus]

8th grade teacher: alright class, please write a letter from the view of a person experiencing this historical event

14 year old me, staring at my paper: how am i supposed to do that when we only summed up what happened? what are the details someone experiencing this would focus on? what were the opinions of people about that? what words that are long since out of fashion would I use? what was the culture like back then and what references would someone make? If I don’t do it it sounds unrealistic and fake can we please do more research first

8th grade teacher: …just do the exercise please

[randaness]

[hjartasalt]

Actually you know what? Stop calling me out like this, I still overthink the shit out of everything I ever do