Ram bammer extraordinaire 🪇

they/them 28 year old here to geek out about the sillies 🥹 MDNI!! 🔞 https://rambamthxman.carrd.co

[rambamthxman]

INTRO POST

HOWDY!!

The name's Ram! I'm a 27 year old pan nb and my pronouns are they/them.

I'm mainly an artist (find my art under #rambamthxman art! ) but I also enjoy the occasional cosplay and fanfic writing! I'm very much so open to brainstorming together, rp is also ok!

I'm just a nerd lookin for more nerds lol, let's talk!!

CURRENT HYPERFIXATIONS:

Stranger Things, Steddie, Joe Keery, Djo, Chappell Roan, 80s aesthetic/retro aesthetic, Legends of Avantris OUAW, Muppets, Welcome Home, Smile For Me, TADC, Raggedy Ann and Andy a musical adventure

GENERAL LIKES:

MBMBAM, The Basement Yard, WWDITS, MHA, Queen, The Beatles, Tears For Fears, The Monkees, OK KO!, Kurtis Conner, GMM, Jenna Marbles

DISLIKES:

Prejudice, racists, sexists, transphobes, homophobes, cringe culture, the way we seem to be taking steps backward instead of progressing to a more unified and peaceful society, grapefruits

OTHER SOCIALS:

Insta: rambamthxman

Bluesky: rambamthxman

[st4rking]

When your boyfriend shows you exactly why he's called a freak

But ur lowkey into it

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[spirit-of-science]

sleep study

ADHD medication

DBT

[headedoutleft]

vitamin D

go outside for an hour and observe birds

eat a snack

[trackerkitsune]

drink water

[ineffable-writer]

Maybe do these in reverse order

[katelyn-danger]

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

[rambamthxman]

Don't look at him he fell.

[morganbritton132]

Modern AU where Steve periodically posts to Instagram because The Party keeps thinking he’s dead in a ditch in Hawkins if they go too long without hearing from him.

He’s not posting anything special - just a pic of his meal or a post-workout selfie - but some guy with millions of followers likes everything he post. Steve doesn’t even know this guy.

He mentions it to Dustin once when he was home from college for the weekend, and Dustin is like, “Is your page public? Why are random people looking at your page?”

“I don’t know,” Steve says. “They keep changing everything. I barely know how the damn app works.”

“Let me see.”

Dustin takes his phones, taps the screen a few times, and then looks up, “This is the guy liking your stuff? This guy??”

“Yeah.”

“Eddie Munson,” Dustin clarifies. Steve nods. “Eddie Munson from Corroded Coffin is liking your stuff?”

Steve is just, “…Who?”

“Steve, my favorite band! I talk about this guy all the time!” Dustin exclaims and then calms into exasperation because, “He messaged you and you didn’t look at it??!”

“I didn’t know it had messenger.”

[morganbritton132]

Robin, on their nightly FaceTime, spends ten minutes chastising Steve for unknowingly having a public instagram when he posts pictures of himself alone in very kidnappable places, “You’re going to be taken by that weirdo that likes all your pictures before me.”

“Oh, that’s Dustin’s friend,” Steve says. “That guy is like, in the marching band or something.”

“I’m almost certain that’s not what Dustin said to you,” She replies. “That guy looks like a vampire.”

“How do you know what he looks like?”

“You never looked at his page?!” She asks. “Steve, you need to know who is looking at your stuff!”

Meanwhile, Eddie has been following Robin on Tiktok almost as long as he’s been looking at Steve’s insta.

Once a month, Robin posts a Tiktok of her journey home from college for a weekend.

The video goes from train to plane, to bus, to a little red door that she bust through, to Steve doing something weird. Every time.

The last video (posted one week ago) has Robin busting in to Steve’s house to himputting a condom on a banana.

You can’t see Robin but the look on her face is perfectly encapsulated in the wide-eyed surprise that Steve is giving back to her.

There’s a heavy pause before Steve finally says, “This is obviously not what it looks like.”

“Looks like you’re planning to shove a banana up your a-“

[rambamthxman]

Eddie if he were in ST5!!! Based on this tiktok by @/lazze :

[rambamthxman]

Happy Stranger Things Finale Eve! I give you a Rockin Robin to celebrate 🥳

[stanshikabutreddie]

STEDDIE IS NOT BONES !!! honest to god they felt more canon than most of the ships in season five which is crazy considering eddie is dead.

[stevesgother]

idk how it’s not glaringly obvious to people that steve is mad at eddie for dying. not just for dustin’s sake but for his own!

sit here and look me in my eyes and tell me you didn’t notice his voice wavering when he said “that night” and the pause after. GO ON

[buckysgrace]

Hi honey bunny got any plans for the holidays I am free and available

[toktopus-art]

halloween means season 2 AUs 🎃

[cottoncandyofterror]

So I fell down a quite steep steddie hole and since I was on sick leave I had way too much time on my hands. 🙈

[rambamthxman]

CHAINSAW!!!

[rambamthxman]

@spectrum-spectre YOUR MIND!!! I didn't even realize, I was just trying to do a fun palette but omg the idea of Steve on game changer 😭😭 the himbo moment potentiaaal

[rambamthxman]

CHAINSAW!!!

[rambamthxman]

One more for @fairyinabluebox and their fic Chicken 🤭 sorry, I just couldn't resist.

[rambamthxman]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Jude ( @fairyinabluebox ) had the idea to make a meme of Steve and the chicken with the art I made for their fic fisjenf I couldn't resist.

I can't wait to find out just what the heck the rubber chicken is actually about but in the meantime, we've made our own lore. Don't forget to check out the fic!!! 🐔

[rambamthxman]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Jude ( @fairyinabluebox ) had the idea to make a meme of Steve and the chicken with the art I made for their fic fisjenf I couldn't resist.

I can't wait to find out just what the heck the rubber chicken is actually about but in the meantime, we've made our own lore. Don't forget to check out the fic!!! 🐔

[rambamthxman]

@fairyinabluebox has written the best and also most cursed thing ever and I absolutely had to make art for it 🙂‍↕️ thank you for allowing me make silly art for your fic, Jude!!

Chicken by @/Catz95 on Ao3 is out now!!! Go give it a read why dontcha?! (warning, it is DEFINITELY NSFW. You have been warned.) 🐔

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works