Welcome to my humble bog

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[celiavonhinten]

[michaelnothing]

This twink wishes he was HALF the weirdo.

[monkeysaysficus]

I love how this sentence could apply in either direction

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

no it couldn't. show gonzo some respect.

[fishandshesmygills]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[fishandshesmygills]

brother dubious

[punchesco]

"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."

[literallyaflame]

my nostalgia for circa 2010 club music is hysterical to me. i was not at “the club” in two thousand and ten, i was at home on the family computer singing along to “like a G6” as if i wasn’t in the G6th fucking grade

[literallyaflame]

this is where i was popping bottles in the ice like a blizzard

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku

[medievaljournalist]

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

[le-catman]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[parkchanwoohoo]

[mikkeneko]

[kalichnikov]

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE

[discountliquor]

[orchidbreezefc]

its that time of year

[beardedmrbean]

[max1461]

Policy proposal: we create a big device that spins really fast and put all annoying people into it

[fruityyamenrunner]

[aletheyass]

booktube bad but i love those "i read x so you don't have to" videos people who take psychic damage only to make a video dragging colleen hoover or whomever are so brave and selfless and i think we should acknowledge them as the heroes that they are

[clubmix]

honest, i dont think we should be consuming "i read this so you dont have to" type videos. things like this set us up as a society to be complacent in regurgitated feedback from others. feedback that is biased (as is human nature). i think theres virtue in reading the source text for yourself so that youre able to forge your own unadulterated opinion. sounds silly when you compare it to things like colleen hoover, but i can see it spreading over to seminal works or holy books if it hasnt already

[desinteresse]

[clubmix]

weird. should've just blocked me instead

[desinteresse]

I thought you valued direct feedback from others :(

[devilishbirds]

guy who has never seen a girl: hey why is this table so tall and hot

guy afraid of horses: HAY?????

[devilishbirds]

I fucked up that was supposed to be grill

[cowboy]

Inshallah they find him.

[cowboy]

Best image in the universe

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[honeylemony]

FUCKING DEVASTATING

[arabian-knight]

The hatemail game on this website is insane

[saucymanrex]

[radiofreederry]