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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

Since being diagnosed with cancer my husband has become very willing to step into arguments at his workplace and elsewhere because “nobody wants to be seen yelling at the guy with brain cancer” and so far his success rate is shockingly high.

miseria-fortes-viros

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

miseria-fortes-viros

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

radical-revolution

daftpatience

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

bonerpill-deactivated20230602

costumersupportdept

no no, I know what you're thinking but it's actually amazingly great, keep watching.

samgirl98

Oh wow did not see that coming

massacre-girlypop

The kind of public service announcements humans SHOULD be watching.

movedclonekisser-deactivated202

Happy disability pride month

brilliantpines

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

brilliantpines

is anybody out there

acakewalkofcrocodiles

primordialsoundmeditation

renehart13657

Elain pissed that the gifts from Lucien were perfect. PERFECT. And wondering why he has to look that way and smell that way and wondering what he tastes like and then having to remind herself that She. Doesn’t. Want. A. Mate.

killrockstar

your honor who gives a fuck. like for real

thecalminside

It is your show.

It is your universe.

There is no one else here, just you, and nothing is being withheld from you.

You are completely on your own.

Everything is available for direct knowing.

No one else has anything you need.

No one else can lead you, pull you, push you or carry you.

Jed McKenna

averagefairy

guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process

renehart13657

Lucien and Elain holding hands.

solarsyrup

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

insaneostyle

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

countess-of-edessa

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."