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As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

dreadwedge

mature content

rampant-s

this is mature content because the cheese is actually very mature cheese

doggirl-girlcock

rampant-s

respectfully, I think any user that has observed the staff's enforcement patterns knows that their "mature content" labeling and ban patterns are targeted towards trans women

it's the site's most open secret that they pretend to be inclusive only to supress & ban the accounts of its userbase they don't like on a whim

#fork found in kitchen #staff are fucking assholes

https://youtu.be/Ob_EDY9Eiis

I wanna cry, I wanna multiply more times, yeah

[= °π° =]

#ninajirachi #porter robinson #wannacry

linuxbian

Tumblr users have no excuse to not use Linux.... I know your ass isn't going outside, you're on this website. You have all the time in the world to learn what a bootloader is 🤨

#scathing remarks #but ultimately #true

one-time-i-dreamt

zohran mamdani action figure

rampant-s

does Zohran Mamdani have a tumblr account? feels like he would

#zohran mamdani

lilaclupin

In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It has "I'm just a girl" energy without the misogyny.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English

the-haiku-bot

Anyway I think

these deserve to become more

common in English

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

captain-price-returns

fricktic

🖥️ ඞ 🖥️ ඞ 🖥️ ඞ 🖥️ ඞ 🖥️ ඞ 🖥️ ඞ 🖥️ ඞ among us computer lab

#the gang plays cracked minecraft in school

dreadwedge

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

dreadwedge

mature content

rampant-s

this is mature content because the cheese is actually very mature cheese

wulfbones

ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.

galileosballs

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

bumblebeebats

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

nyanletnest

bwaow

littleguysdaily

Yeah

rainbow-femme

Hi yes hello it’s me the local wizard, and I- Ok well “evil” feels like a strong word but yes, that’s me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, that’s my bad. Listen, I didn’t think this through. It didn’t occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

I’ll pay you, I’ll grant you wishes, I don’t care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad

virtualgirladvance

dating rpg...damn if only newgrounds was still around

rampant-s

it's still around

probablyasocialecologist

Games from older consoles are being made less and less available to the point so much of the industry's history could easily vanish without

gay-jesus-probably

Preserving classic videogames from consoles past.

I'm just gonna slide this on in here for anyone that is interested in preserving old games. They take it very seriously too, they want an archive of every single game. Like, they have lists of every game ever released for a system, and once that system gets old enough, they add it to their archive and start collecting. Their latest addition was the Xbox 360, they opened that vault up in September 2022, and proudly announced they'd finished their collection of games for it back in April.

Also, while their game archives are almost entirely complete, they've got another project of archiving the manuals that came with those games, and that is... considerably less well filled out. Their collection of Xbox 360 manuals is especially rough, they've only gotten manuals for three games. So if you've got some Xbox 360 games kicking around, and the manual's still with them, please consider scanning them and submitting them to the site!

Game preservation is important, but people rarely consider preserving the manuals as well; I really respect Vimm's Lair for being so thorough in their archival work.

anachronic-cobra

I've been using Vimm's Lair for years, I have yet to see a single bad link or virus on the entire site. It's arguably the safest and most comprehensive archive of video games in existence. Preserved history

bedforddanes75

IT SOUNDS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL FRONT GATE SMOKE IN MY FACE IT SOUNDS LIKE DYED FRAYED HIGH WASTE BOUGHT AT SUPRE IT SOUNDS LIKE LOVING YOU IS EASY BUT THEY BOOSTED THE BASS IT SOUNDS LIKE IT SOUNDS LIKE IPOD TOUCH YELLOW PIKACHU CASE FL STUDIO FREE DOWNLOAD IN MY SEARCH HISTORY HIDDEN UNDERNEATH MY PILLOW COS I SHOULD BE ASLEEP IT SOUND LIKE IM KEEPING IT A SECRET IT SOUNDS LIKE

rampant-s

it sounds like: