mobei jun and shang qinghua have been together for such a long time, mbj could just stare at sqh and sqh would be like "oh yes my king, we forgot to take out the trash today" or something
it has gotten to the point where they can have a full conversation without mbj saying anything
for example,
one morning sqh comes running to mbj. upon seeing his arrival, mbj tilts his head and stares at sqh. "my king, i got new clothes! do you like it?" sqh asks. mbj looks at him up and down then says, "mn."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’D LIKE IT MORE ON THE FLOOR"
ngl this took over a month to make and i constantly lost motivation to finish it and almost dropped it but hey its finished now woooo!!! not very satisfied with the result but i hope i'll do better at white day :D
[VD: An Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint comic. The audio is captioned in both English and Spanish. First, Han Sooyoung grins, "Mama didn't raise no fucking bitch. We keep going. (Mamá no crió a una puta perra. Seguimos.)" She starts with her hands on her hips, then raises her hands to emit magical black flames.
Next, Yoo Joonghyuk draws his sword and says, "No, no, no... Mama raised a bitch. Let's go. (No, no, no... Mamá sí crió a una perra. Vamos.") Finally, Kim Dokja is on his phone as he says, "Mama didn't raise nobody, actually, my mom was in prison. (Mamá no crió a nadie, en realidad, mi vieja estaba en cana.)" (The actual audio says "My mom was absent.")
There's a "bonk" sound, and the style turns cartoony as Yoo Joonghyuk goes "Oh my god... (Dios mío...)" with distress. Han Sooyoung wheezes with laughter, captioned "Cagándose de la risa," and Yoo Joonghyuk says, "Wall going down, wall going down." Kim Dokja is still on his phone. End VD]
thank you so much for the id, @princess-of-purple-prose ♡♡
"Wei Ying, it's time to wake up." Lan Wangji said as he shook his husband's body gently. Instead of opening his eyes, Wei Wuxian turned his back to Lan Wangji.
"Aiya, it's so early. Let me sleep in a little bit." He grumbled while covering his yawn with his hand. Lan Wangji sighed, what shall he do with his lazy husband…
"Rule number 16, do not rise after 5AM."
Wei Wuxian turned around and hit his husband's chest. "Hangguang Jun is such a meanie… Give me one moment to wake up."
Lan Wangji stared blankly at his lover, knowing surely that he wasn't gonna wake up anytime soon. He watched as Wei Wuxian started to snore softly, yep definitely not getting up.
"Come, I'll prepare your bath water." Hangguang Jun tugged at his headband that was tied around his husband's wrist from the previous night's activity, then carried him to the bathroom.
Just a normal morning for both of them.
In Lotus Pier
Jiang Cheng slammed his brother's door open. "Wei Wuxian! I swear if you're still asleep-"
Disappointment washed over his face, soon replaced by anger. "It's seven in the morning, wake the hell up!" He yelled as he forcefully yanked Wei Wuxian's blanket off of him. "What would your husband think if he sees you lazing around like this?!"
"NO! No no no no!! I don't want to get up yet!!" The half-asleep Yiling Patriarch fought back by pulling his blanket away from Jiang Cheng, resulting in a blanket tug of war. "Besides, Lan Zhan already knows I like sleeping in!"
"AND YOU'RE PROUD OF THAT?!"
After a minute of hearing his brother whine, Jiang Cheng let the blanket go. "You whiny little-- Okay, that's it!" Jiang Cheng tossed the fabric to Wei Wuxian's face. "I give up. Do whatever you like!" He left the room with the stomps of his feet.
Without a care in the world, Wei Wuxian continued to snuggle back into his pillow as he heard Jiang Cheng screaming outside his room. Just as soon as he started to drift off to sleep, someone peeked into his room.
"Xianxian, it's nearing breakfast time."
Upon hearing his big sister's gentle voice, Wei Wuxian cracked open his eyelids slightly. "Ah shijie, can't I sleep in for a couple more hours?" He fake-yawned to emphasize his sleepiness.
"I'll eat all your portion of the food!" Jiang Cheng yelled from a distance. Hearing this, Wei Wuxian jolted up awake.
"No! No don't you dare!!" He yelled as he pounced at Jiang Cheng to stop him from getting his hands on his meal. The younger screamed at the action, resulting in them trying to pull each other's hair off.
Jiang Yanli hid her laughter with her sleeves. "Alright, settle down. You know naughty boys wouldn't get breakfast~~"
This sentence immediately got her brothers sat nicely in their chairs, waiting for their share of the meal.
"You're already adults, aren't you two ashamed of bickering every day?"
"He started it first shijie!" Both of the brothers said in unison while pointing at each other.
Thus, the breakfast was filled with laughter and constant arguments from the brothers.
"Wei Wuxian!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed as he stomped into the room. "where's Jin Ling? I've been trying to contact him for hours!"
Sprawling on the sofa, Wei Wuxian averted his gaze from his phone to his brother lazily. "A-Ling?" he stretched his sore muscles as he continued the sentence, "Well if you, as his uncle, don't know where he is, then why would I?"
"You're his uncle too!"
Wei Wuxian yawned as he scratched his nape. "Yeah, yeah that's right. Hold on then, I'll try to message him."
After he sent the message, Wei Wuxian turned his head to Jiang Cheng, who was looking at him half-expectantly. They sat silently for a few minutes before the purple-attired man sighed and spoke up, "Well? I see that he won't reply to you eithe-"
A loud notification ding interrupted Jiang Cheng mid-sentence. From the corner of his eyes, he could see Jin Ling replying to his brother's message in just a few minutes, a record time for him who always replies late to Jiang Cheng.
"Ah, A-Ling said that he's with A-Yuan and he'd be back home at dinner time," Wei Wuxian then continue typing on his phone.
Jiang Cheng gapes, "How... how did you manage to get a reply from him?"
"Roblox. I messaged him on Roblox, he's always online there."
