current goal: disappear into the fae wilds

here for the vibes; almost everything queued

[timemachineyeah]

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

[xxlovelynovaxx-deactivated20241]

I know this is a jokey post (rip OPs notes) but a fursona is typically an animal REPRESENTATION of YOURSELF, not an external animal that is strongly meaningful to you and your life/journey.

I've seen daemon and familiar proposed, but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post, may I suggest: spiritual tamagotchi

[timemachineyeah]

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment

[nyctosaurid]

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

[nyctosaurid]

powerful…

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical 🌾

[charlesoberonn]

[mockva]

[edenfenixblogs]

!!!!!!!!!

[debelice]

Aerial Pruning Skills

[hermit-skrab]

[softtummybitch-deactivated20260]

fuckin gmod contraption lookin ass

[tasteyandfreshe]

I saw this and thought “there’s no way in hell this thing is real” and it turns out it IS real and it’s called an aerial saw. Here is the beginning of the fifth paragraph of the wikipedia article:

So that’s comforting, but here’s the kicker: It was invented in 1983 by a man named Randall Rogers. The wikipedia article for the aerial saw mentions that following his death, the patent was sold to another company who holds it today. It does NOT mention how he died, but thankfully the Chicago Tribune has an archived article with this little nugget:

He was KILLED BY HIS OWN INVENTION. And this company sees this absolutely insane machine, hears that it killed its own inventor, and goes “yeah I’ll buy that”.

[astronomical-bagel]

god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?

[astronomical-bagel]

NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!

[astronomical-bagel]

[lighthouse-wizard]

"I would do anything for you; I would cross worlds for you; I would kill for you; I would die for you" etc in fictional romance= tired and expected

from a boss to their employee= what the fuck is happening there

[velvetyaura]

[◉°] finacadjancu

[dear-ao3]

[thememedaddy]

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[ranni-thewitch]

words we ought to say more often:

apocryphal

[ranni-thewitch]

anatine

[ranni-thewitch]

wherewithal

[ranni-thewitch]

grotto

[ranni-thewitch]

umstroke

[ranni-thewitch]

posthaste

[ranni-thewitch]

superlative

[shabririfrenzy]

beastmode

[ranni-thewitch]

fuck OFF. WHO ASKED FOR THY OPINION

[ranni-thewitch]

crepuscular

[ranni-thewitch]

peripatetic

[ranni-thewitch]

apropos

[miraclemaya]

it would be so fucking embarrassing if we meet aliens and they are like wow you guys have the same technology as we did 300 gyroaays (unit of time) ago, that's awesome. and we are like wooo that's so cool and they are like yeah so what are your thoughts on electrons and glorons and we just like missed glorons and they are so important and easy to discover but we missed it and have eben fuccking around and they laigh at our shitty science built around the gaping wound that is the absence of glorons

[thegremlininyourcloset]

I mean I think I’d be impressed if a species alien to me learned how to do all that we have while lacking a fundamental ingredient to success but idk about you

[poeticsynapse]

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[akiragatr]

[jee-whizz]

brought my wand to a staff fight and now the other wizards are laughing at me

[taylortut]

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

[taylortut]

reblogging one of my most underrated posts: the dying dog test

[the-haiku-bot]

reblogging one of

my most underrated posts:

the dying dog test

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[janmisali]

pick whatever option the person you're following who reblogged this post didn't pick. if they didn't say in the tags what they picked or if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random instead.

first option

second option

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[cocomarsh]

Oh yeah, dude, this is peak

Tags: @thec00lestguyy @smilee5940 @god-of-jirai @mizu-kox @m4d3-of-styr0foam @avesat25 @mxlody-lit-hrrrrt-1128 + ANYONE ELSE!!!

[god-of-jirai]

Thnx for the tag!!!!

HELL YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YATTA MY BABAEHHHHH!!! MY BABY MY BABY

@rain92w @c0ff1n-0f-cl0wn5 @moonlitscales @izumis-garden @let-you-down @illrabidraccoon @voj231ku @r-r-ratman @l-xapr0 @v0xedblr @winnytrash-ex @achilles-the-loser @gorejuice92 @hpdamechan @mantarella @lambyhe4rt @your-fallen-internet-angel +others!!!!

[x-burnt-out-bitch-x]

Not tagged but felt like it.

Myself, apparently. @87leafclover what are our thoughts on this

@the-star-fox-dances @noleafclover @stqrrin @jonnnydville @corvid-collector + anyone else who wants to join

[corvid-collector]

I feel like this needs some context however i shall not give it

Anyway im SO down

@canid-sys @summer-of-system @flowersfallingdown @green-skys @ilan-is-anxious @randmwizard @dr-nomus @circularmoth @raylikestocosplay and anyone else who wants to

[randmwizard]

I’ll do an aroace poly platonic marriage with these two sure lmao (Adrian is also part of the deal)

@probably-mae @disappearsreappears @gracedreems @edjectedly @ashclouds366 @pacificwaternymph @amberqueen01 and anyone else who wants to join!