"I love him on purpose"

Yasmine • Hufflepuff💛🖤 • I mainly reblog things, and don't have much to say about myself • Icon by vkellyart

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[ampervadasz]

Sneak 100

[heroineimages]

I mean, the little bugger's basically invisible until like ten feet away...

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Another example of how statistics are the Devil, and one must always be vigilant as to whether a claim of averages is referring to mean, median, or mode.

[kragehund-est]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[kragehund-est]

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

[vickythestrange]

[justcatposts]

Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

(Source)

[cathartidae]

while the stray cat story may have circulated in 2020 and 2022, this story is actually from the Leningrad Zoo in 2014. (here's the original russian article as well.)

these two felines were introduced at 6 weeks old in order to give more enrichment for the lynx and for education purposes, however they got along fantastically from the start and were eventually moved to permanently live with one another.

a much less exciting story, but a much cuter one as well.

(source, source)

[wikitpowers]

let me tell u this did not age well 🥲

i actually want to cry like so badly

[mental-mona]

“The Jewish response to trauma is counter-intuitive and extraordinary. You defeat fear by joy. You conquer terror by collective celebration. You prepare a festive meal, invite guests, give gifts to friends. While the story is being told, you make an unruly noise as if not only to blot out the memory of Amalek, but to make a joke out of the whole episode. You wear masks. You drink a little too much. You make a Purim spiel.” Precisely because the threat was so serious, you refuse to be serious – and in that refusal you are doing something very serious indeed. You are denying your enemies a victory. You are declaring that you will not be intimidated. As the date of the scheduled destruction approaches, you surround yourself with the single most effective antidote to fear: joy in life itself. As the three-sentence summary of Jewish history puts it: “They tried to destroy us. We survived. Let’s eat.” Humour is the Jewish way of defeating hate. What you can laugh at, you cannot be held captive by.

Rabbi Lord Jonathan Sacks zt"l, "The Therapeutic Joy of Purim," article published 1 March 2015

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[ace-aussie-asshole]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[brattylikestoeat]

[forgotn1]

I love that he made a giant, hollow chocolate strawberry... and then put all of the candy in a tiny hidey hole beneath the stem.

[velvetine-crabbit]

I started getting this guys videos on my yt and its so much more fun seeing them here because they get spoiled in the title and half the fun for me is guessing what the fuck hes making this time

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[heatandapathy]

[n0seferatu]

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

[n0seferatu]

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

[n0seferatu]

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

[only-cat-memes]

Comic by Sarah Andersen

[dailybridgerton]

Penelope Featherington and Colin Bridgerton Bridgerton — Season 3 (2024)

[tomboyhousewife-deactivated2024]

average king of israel: king yehovishalom of the house of atahima of the ancestral tribe of manasseh reigned in israel 40 years. he did what was displeasing to the lord, marrying a princess of the phonecian city-state of ba'alland, bringing the cult of ba'al to israel and killing 928323992893893 prophets of the lord at once with divination. he sacrificed 13 year old boys to the bronze god molech, he legalized male prostitution and put shrines to the ba'alim and ashterot in every single bathroom stall in israel. he died when the prophet eliziah bribed the royal cook to put posion in his wine, he was gathered to his fathers and his son yehovikiah succeeded him.

average king of judah: king zekhamon of the house of david of the ancestral tribe of judah reigned in israel 50 years. he was 'aight. he did what was mildly okay to the lord and didn't really upset him but didn't tear down the shrines his ancestors had built. he was gathered to his fathers and his son josephaz succeeded him.

[bitchycode]

January was a tough year but we made it

[the-fandom-crossroads]

i don't think people understand the irony of the date on this post. yes it's jan 31st and it's a mood so every jan 31st we reblog it. but guys. . . this was made in Jan 2020. By the first week of February covid numbers were finally starting to come out of china, by mid Feb Italy was shutting down and by the end of Feb half the world was entering their covid lockdowns. OP Jan may have be tough but you had a big storm coming

[unstablecryptid]

good riddance live

[transmasc-wizard]

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

[transmasc-wizard]

highlights of the responses:

the solid hundred americans saying "idk general american". i dont know what that is so im gonna pretend you mean "I sound like a disney channel character"

shoutout to whoever said "gay". also whoever said "autism".

to those curious; 'newfoundland' accents are what everyone i know says to refer to the stereotypical "canadian accent" that bad american TV has, 'cause you're basically only gonna hear that in a random fishing town on the Maritimes' coast.

the fact that almost every french person called their accent sexy

all my fellow canadians who are saying "canadian but i dONT SOUND NEWFIE" like yes babe we are not all One Single Fishing Town Accent (no hate to the newfies tho ily)

the one who said "i sound like siri. i have no accent" meanwhile siri is So Fucking Accented to my ears

the amount of people with english as a second language in the notes who now love their accents <3 that's great, love urself

everyone going "i'm TOLD i sound british. please not that"

the one person who described their accent instead of just saying a word. they happened to be canadian and i was like "you just. absolutely and totally described how i talk"

the amount of californians going "californian but i dONT SOUND SURFER OR VALLEY GIRL" like the US version of "im not newfie"

the one single californian who was like "yeah i sound surfer. what are u gonna do about it"

[wormofmouth]

i have the California vowel shift (advanced), cot-caught merger, merry/marry/mary merger, pin/pen unmerged, rhotic and with no intrusive r's, a relatively low f0, needs-washed and positive-anymore, bag-raising, and my second person plurals are y'all and you guys but im thinking of acquiring youse