[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]

[babey]

can we PLEASE talk about the google scorpion emoji

[catboydaredevil-deactivated2023]

You’ve been pwoisoned 👉👈

[lesbian-knights]

@teratotroublemaker

[ceasepool]

do you trust her

[smugsbunny2-deactivated20160120]

Yeah.

[the-milk-eyed-mender]

Yes

[tasteyandfreshe]

she was an agent, a traitor!

[prokopetz]

I think it’s important to bear in mind that “complex” doesn’t necessarily mean “nuanced”. A thing can be complicated and also stupid as hell.

[themightyhedgehog]

[snowywarmthkuya]

chefs kiss...? 😳 no way.... do they? seriously....? 😳

[snowywarmthkuya]

@atlanta--airport you officially win funniest tag on this post 🏆

[huffylemon]

[bloodmoths-archive]

i stand with hayseed

[otherwindow]

Pyramid Head bimbofication.

[sawbf]

Werwolf monday

[sawbf]

Werewolf tuesday

[sawbf]

Youre never going to fucking guess what day it is

[straightboyfriend]

transgender sex

[snowywarmthkuya]

WHERE?!?!?!

[thyrell]

so so sorry to do this to you gabe

[thyrell]

your moms house lol

[snowywarmthkuya]

[ebaybumpstock]

people who write for like the new yorker think that the piece of kitchenware that symbolizes the working class is the mason jar but it’s actually this

[auckie]

[junkrats]

real mvps

[dredsina]

Those hillshire farm containers are like the patterned flour sacks of our time

[huffylemon]

[helloitsbees]

[kazieka]

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

[kazieka]

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

[stu-pidity-deactivated20220206]

Yes please show us the gamers

[kazieka]

here’s the gamers! Daisy is on the left and August is on the right! i spent 45 minutes trying to get this shot

[someoctober]

I love drawing cats

[kazieka]

OH MY GODDDDD

[jame7t]

Hey, uh, the Staff4029273 bots are meowing now

[jame7t]

cool, &btw i want to hurt you

[foxmulders]

i loved the end of the summer as a kid when u would just b like ok time to go buy this year’s personality at staples

[powerfulwizard]

Compilation of dogs that are going to Hell

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Why does the ice cream truck always gotta come when I'm high TwT

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

I don't mean this in a like I got the muchies kinda way I mean that I never had ice cream trucks in my city as a kid and thought they were like an 80s thing so I'm not used to hearing the ice creat truck music and I always think it's the mind clown coming to kill me

[marrowbites-moved]