hold tight and pretend it's a plan

Hi, you beautiful person! I am Lorena, a queer german cat lady with AuDHD. I maily reblog stuff about my recent hyperfixations and other random stuff. Feel free to talk to me!

[ofmd-ann]

Digging up this old meme to say... Contact streaming services to request they pick-up Season 3 of Our Flag Means Death 🫡 🏴‍☠️

🔴 Netflix https://help.netflix.com/en/titlerequest

🟢 Apple TV https://www.apple.com/feedback/apple-tv/

🟡 Hulu https://help.hulu.com/feedback?type=request-a-movie-or-show

🟣 Paramount + https://www.paramount.com/contact-us

🔵 Amazon Prime https://www.primevideo.com/feedback

[unholyblissafterdark]

[april]

how it feels to remember that it's going to get colder again

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[anexperimentallife]

[catsithkelpie]

Surely if I explain the facts, they will start to see my point of view and not completely misinterpret what I say and/or double down?

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[wherefore-whinnies]

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

[ayeforscotland]

The National swinging for the fences.

[lenbryant]

Thanks, Dan!

[edwardteachswombtattoo]

I know they literally had sex but the sluttiest thing Ed has ever done is open his jacket exposing his midriff and ask Stede to penetrate stab him while wearing Stede's cravat.

Like. This is literally the first time anyone has expressed sexual interest in Stede. And of course Stede doesn't fully realize because this has never happened before.

Stede thinking about it later that night, wondering why he can't sleep and also he's hard as fuck for some reason.

[political-us]

Win for Maine as Trump officials agree to halt school funding freeze

USDA had suspended funds for child nutrition program after state said it would not bar trans girls from girls’ sports

[classically-lit-memes4u]

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

[classically-lit-memes4u]

congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post

[ominous-signs]

I was at the liberty museum in Philadelphia and saw this next to a stairwell

Official ominous sign

[frogs-smoking-cigarettes]

Ive been to this art installation when it was in Seattle it was made by an indigenous artist if I remember correctly it has small patches of astroturf in front of a black and white American flag with a sign that invites people “kneel and join in the screams of the American national anthem”

[ominous-signs]

Please tag me if you can find it!

[frogs-smoking-cigarettes]

This piece is called Neon American Anthem bu indigenous artist Nicholas Galanin “to mourn the loss of lives, freedoms, and safety for people and lands subjected to American violence, and to protest continuing oppression.”

Text below the line to make it easier to read!

[Image 1 Text: I’VE COMPOSED A NEW AMERICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TAKE A KNEE AND SCREAM UNTILL YOU CAN’T BREATHE /end]

[Image 2 Text: If we sen you our land, you must remember, and teach your children. that the mers are our brothers and yours, and you must henceforth sive the rivers the kindness you would give to any brother.

The vtite man does not understand. One portion of land is the same to his ss se met lar he is a wanderer who comes in the night and borrows from the land whatever he needs. The earth is not his brother, but his enemy and when he has won the struggle. he moves on. He leaves Is lathe's craves behind and he does not care. He kidnaps the earth tam is thiaten And he does not care. The father's graves and the childrents tirtright are forgotten by the white man, who treats his nother the eaith and his brother the sky as things to be bought. plackes, and sald. tike sheep, bread, or bright beads. In this way, tie dog al appelte will devour the rich earth and leave only a desert.

Chiel Seattle, 1971 /end]

[Image 3 Text: Neon American Anthem, 2023

Participatory performance, custom neon, welcome mats

Nicholas Galanin

Tlingit/Unangax, born 1979

Seattle Art Museum Commission

Artist's statement:

Neon American Anthem is a participatory installation designed to activate the American Art galleries at the Seattle Art Museum. The work offers visitors a place to kneel and follow the directive of a neon sign on the wall that reads, "I've composed a new American national anthem: take a knee and scream until you can't breathe." The work creates an intersectional space for catharsis; to mourn the loss of lives, freedoms, and safety for people and lands subjected to American violence, and to protest continuing oppression.

The neon sign embodies capitalism, its text a pointed reference to the murders of Eric Garner, George Floyd, Tyre Nichols and all people of color who have been murdered at the hands of police and agents of the American state. Asking participants to take a knee is a position of deference turned refusal; to scream until you can't breathe encompasses protest aimed at tearing down the systems built to enforce Whiteness, White privilege, heteropatriarchy and capitalist control. / end]

[featuresofinterest]

Here's the description for the Chief Seattle sign

[godbirdart]

imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out

[memewhore]

[anger-birb]

[kitstacean]

Im gonna shill for Marie Kondo again but this is why I find her books (yes, books, the TV show is fun but ultimately misses a lot of the core ideas) so good.

A lot of home org advice fully misses this aspect. Kondo not only acknowledges it, but leans into it. And ultimately this helps motivste me to keep my space tidy - it's really hard to me to keep on the nebulous goal of self-care, but much easier to get up and put things away if I envision my salt and pepper grinders as like, retail workers who are now standing in an empty shop (my dining table) and just wanna go home (the spice rack where they live).

Normie tidying process: that heater should be put away for summer! I mean, I'm not gonna need it

Me: well it's just chilling and also I can't be arsed.

Kondo: that heater has done a good job keeping you warm over winter and now it should get to go have a rest in the cupboard

Me: !! Sabbatical for my heater!! Thank you for your service sir and have a very nice break!

[wormofmouth]

just saw a tiktok or something where the person was saying they did this and they were on a hike and they were like "i managed to get myself to go on this hike because i promised my boots we would go" and its like. OH YEAH. THAT.

[earhartsease]

this is also straight up animism by the way, yes okay we've always been autistic but also we've always had the sense of everything around us being alive - we've even lately managed to extend that to ourselves, be impressed

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[therosielord]

I love our flag means death so fucking much because they were like “here are two guys. They’re in love. One of them is a dilf who kills a man because he hurt his boyfriend and then immediately slams said boyfriend into the wall to make out with him. The other is a babygirl who wears a cat collar and builds blanket forts and asks his boyfriend to practice his ‘captain voice’ on him. Now guess which fucking one is which.”

[viralfrog]