Just a random person, don’t mind me

This is a blog of reblogs. There’s spoilers, swearing, and tagging inconsistencies here so please be wary. My pronouns are she/they and I’m 22 years old. Okay, that's all for now. Thanks for visiting!

[bewitched-ivylina]

getting attached to a character from a porn game is like falling in love with the stripper

[ozempicofficial]

[daenystheedreamer]

if you could delete a trope from fandom completely What would it be

found family

enemies to lovers

hurt/comfort

post-canon fix it, ending what ending

fake dating

soulmate au

only one bed

fluff

angst

ot3

modern au

other au - royalty, college, cafe, florist

Remaining time: 3 days 14 minutes

tired of favourite trope What is your most HATED trope. no omegaverse cos it would sweep

[velartis]

Franz Kafka, 1912

[danhcees]

What vibes match prev the most (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿) ?

!!

11:11 wishes

Four leaf clovers

Fortune cookies

Wishbone

Shooting star

Penny on the ground

Dandelion wishes

Lucky charms

12 grapes under the table

Voting ended onJun 1

[holespoles]

Haruka Kawakami

かわかみはるか

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[redvampirerose]

Art by  CottonValent

[m-korlan]

[scandinavianindian]

I really neededthat close up Thank you

[nicollekidman]

he can not see

[ikebanaka]

Via luulapants:

Also, Matt is exactly the kind of person who tracks down everyone involved when someone touches his shit so anything that fucks with Hell’s Kitchen is by default fucking with him.

And it’s probably a lot harder to navigate unfamiliar rooftops when you’re fuckin blind

[mochidoodle]

Anya’s been watching a lot of anime lately 🤪

[thepigeongazette]

‘murica!!!!

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Ah yes Gordon Ramsay, american chef Gordon Ramsay, the chef from america, known for being american, that Gordon Ramsay

[thaumaniac]

Actually, this is the American form of Ramsay. The British form says nice things to children and prepares meals for his friends and family.

The American form is a gaping hellmaw from which anger flows like a broken dam.

[partywithponies]

The British form appears on kids’ TV baking biscuits with his youngest daughter and the actual Cookie Monster.

British Gordon Ramsey is the purest thing on TV. American Gordon Ramsey is terrifying.

[thingsisaidweredumb]

I just marathonned through all of Kitchen Nightmares US and let me tell you… US Gordon Ramsay is not that terrifying. Honestly, he really only yells when people don’t listen to him when he speaks normally or when he needs to express the gravity of something (like contaminated food). Even in Hell’s Kitchen his yelling is because people don’t listen to him when he speaks normally. The main difference between British Gordon Ramsay and American Gordon Ramsay are the people he’s talking to.

[randomfanficwritersworld]

Reblogging for the last post cause you just spoke my mind

[yume-fanfare]

i bring a "this heatwave is chatgpt's fault" vibe to the table that no one really appreciates

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

[a-book-of-creatures]

Book that was good: I liked it 👍

Book that was bad: this sucked 👎

Book that I wanted to like but which failed to live up to my hopes: I am going to write 10,000+ words explaining exactly why this book wronged me

[a-book-of-creatures]

I don’t know why I’m making it exclusive to books. Any other media too. Sometimes I forget that there are things other than books.

[tomatosoupandpasta]

actually everyone pause because i just remember "who else if not her" and i feel like killing someone give me a second to find it

[tomatosoupandpasta]

fuck. you get it i don't wanna explain

[t0m0w0]

Shoutout to all the comments on my evil company about bad end rodya just being her base id you guys are so funny I had to draw some of them #evilcompanyandrodya

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me