Random Roleplayer

Multi-muse rp blog! (SFW ONLY)

[randomroleplayerofficial]

Intro post

Hi, I’m some random guy on the internet who likes to rp!

I rp as both canon and oc

Rules:

No NSFW I rp for FUN not PLEASURE!

Be kind. There’s a human being behind the screen here!

Characters I play as (may update over time):

Felix/Fix-it Fox (poppy playtime/Smilling Critters)

The Banlands (Roblox)

The Redditor (Dc comics)

Lord Gotham (DC Comics)

K-426964/Kyle (Super Mario)

The Pile™ (Deltarune)

Nosoi (Roblox)

Kevin (Roblox Forsaken)

SERVERBLIGHT (Tf2)

Pixel (Tadc)

Static (The Evil Science Center)

The creature

And more!

[randomroleplayerofficial]

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A semi-professional baseball player armed with one bat and one ball, motivated by the promise of a chance in the big leagues. VS A professional and ruthless contract killer for the mafia with only a cheap suit and a pair of brass knuckles (motivated by a standard paycheck).

You've got $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!

The Mafia

Even if the hitman loses, the baseball player gets whacked anyway

[randomroleplayerofficial]

Silly Game Time: Coming up with a fitting name for an original character is one of the trickiest parts of character creation. Yet I think it's also one of the most fun challenges! So what do you think would be a good name for a character associated with earth (the element)?

This could be based on literally anything, including just vibes. But ideas could come from mythology (gods and spirits and heroes and monsters from different cultures). Or history (figures who famously studied or thought about or worked with geology, etc.). Or media (many different stories, games, and movies have characters, classes, and species who are connected with stone, caves, mountains, etc.). Or simple word association derivatives (for example, with "earth" you could get "seismology", which could yield Sei, Eismo, Ismolo, Smolog, etc.).

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FUCKING STOP I CANT MAKE CHARACTER NAMES

[bettanys-researchcorner]

Blows up research notes with mind

*Yeets the anomaly that explodes at her notes*

what… what is wrong with you people. i JUST wrote that…

[randomroleplayerofficial]

”Doyouknowwhatelseisananomaly”

[randomroleplayerofficial]

Silly Game Time: Coming up with a fitting name for an original character is one of the trickiest parts of character creation. Yet I think it's also one of the most fun challenges! So what do you think would be a good name for a character associated with earth (the element)?

This could be based on literally anything, including just vibes. But ideas could come from mythology (gods and spirits and heroes and monsters from different cultures). Or history (figures who famously studied or thought about or worked with geology, etc.). Or media (many different stories, games, and movies have characters, classes, and species who are connected with stone, caves, mountains, etc.). Or simple word association derivatives (for example, with "earth" you could get "seismology", which could yield Sei, Eismo, Ismolo, Smolog, etc.).

STOOOOOPPPPP I CANT MAKE NAMES

[swordy-da-goat]

An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

[swordy-da-goat]

The Hazard Monster also has the ability to change the reaction of their body. Examples include:

There are other examples of reactivity, but I don’t wanna draw them

[ominous-signs]

This is SO cool

[randomroleplayerofficial]

this your fursona?

[ankle-beez]

so i found out the guy who sang "isn't it lovely" in the finale also voiced disappearing guy and immediately got to work

[randomroleplayerofficial]

[barney-aha]

I really enjoy drinking my coffee and watching the cop try to get me, it's kinda funny

[officerduckman]

ITS NOT FUNNY nobody believes me!

[barney-aha]

Because I'm not the serial killer, duh

[officerduckman]

You are! I feel like everyone knows it but they’re messing with me…

[barney-aha]

No I'm not officer... no ones lying trust me

[officerduckman]

I can’t stand this anymore! I’ll GET you one day, and I’ll have all the evidence too!

[barney-aha]

Look a donut

[officerduckman]

I’m an adult duck I’m not stupid

[barney-aha]

Look a donut

[officerduckman]

No! Stop trying to distract me!

[barney-aha]

No seriously look, there's a giant donut behind you

[officerduckman]

What the duck

[barney-aha]

You should go eat it..

[officerduckman]

It looks good…but, no! I need to solve this case and you’re not stopping me.

[barney-aha]

It looks really good.. would be a shame if no one ate it..

[officerduckman]

It would be…

[barney-aha]

Yeah... you should go eat it..

[officerduckman]

Well, fine! But I’m watching you!

[barney-aha]

Too late I'm on the other side of town

[officerduckman]

What HOW??

[barney-aha]

I have my ways, officer

[officerduckman]

Fine then, you win…but I’ll get you one day! I swear!

[randomroleplayerofficial]

*runs right up to the officer’s face*

“Do you know what else is an anomaly?”

*explodes immediately after saying that*

-5 sanity: exploder

[randomroleplayerofficial]

Silly Game Time: TWIST THAT TROPE! "Ships are mysteriously disappearing, but the twist is ___."

[these could be at sea, in the air, in space, whatever you like] (Every story is made of tropes, just like how every sentence is made of words. Still, some tropes can feel a bit overused if a storyteller doesn't do something different with them. What do you think could be an interesting variation to this trope? It doesn't need to be elaborate or surprising or original, just something that might appeal to you personally.)

bakroms

[anomalous-intern]

the doc might be an anomaly too

wait what do you mean too? who else is a anomaly ??

[randomroleplayerofficial]

*runs right up to the intern’s face*

“Do you know what else is an anomaly?”

*explodes immediately after saying that*

-5 sanity: exploder

[thebiggestdeerpostor]

Most anomalies are rather stupid.

*Meanwhile this creature keeps bapping the bell at the check in desk when no one's looking*

[randomroleplayerofficial]

*runs right up to the doctor’s face *

“Do you know what else is an anomaly?”

*explodes immediately after saying that*

-5 sanity: exploder

[the-strongest-human-ever]

Do you have training equipment? You’re a really strong human, and all strong humans I know use weights and punching bags and treadmills and other stuff to get stronger, do you too? Or are you just naturally strong?

Heh, I AM strong!

As naturally strong as I am, I also use dummies! Gotta practice my moves and all.

...Not being hungry also helps.

[randomroleplayerofficial]

[randomroleplayerofficial]

Silly Game Time: On a scale of -10 to 10 (with zero being neutral) how much do you like horror as a genre?

5! But when it comes to mascot horror,

999

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

[evil-man-offical]

Im scared of you

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

You a nazi?

[evil-man-offical]

No

This just scares me because what the genuine fuck are you doing

[evil-man-offical]

Like you genuinely cant accuse someone of being a nazi because they are confused and frankly disturbed by you making this stuff

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

I was going to say then you shouldn't be worried. I wasn't accusing you of anything.

[randomroleplayerofficial]

I’m pretty sure Hitler inflation would concern anyone who even remotely knows about what he did

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

[randomroleplayerofficial]

I saw this and now everyone must see it

[randomroleplayerofficial]

I’m pulling off a suicide attempt tonight

I am so fucking retarded

Losing my shit over a godamn joke

if I actually die then it proves that I can not be redeemed no matter how much I try to improve myself

I am a horrible person

sorry for existing

[st4ry3mi]

1. please please dont, its just a community, there are so many more and your life is worth more than that

2. i js got banned from this same community "the chaos collective" too, idk why?? the thing said check pinned post, but i can even see the community anymore so i cant

[randomroleplayerofficial]

that was weeks ago. I got over it.

also yeah, the owner is anti lgbtq+ so fuck that guy

[mranttennano1fan]

Mike is part of a pirate crew; not the leader, but part of it.

What?? No he's not

[randomroleplayerofficial]

*anon was then dragged into the shadows never to be seen again