Somebody Detain Me!

Heated Rivalry blog 🏒 22 | they | call me Xan!

[randomvocabulary]

SLOW! Hollanov animatic WIP

The rest will take a while but this part is finished so I wanted to share now!

[penandinkprincess]

unreasonably amused by the idea of itty bitty shane not wanting to get off the ice after practice to the point that david gets ON the ice to get him, so itty bitty does the "my bones are gone now" resistance move kids are so good at.

but fails to consider that ice is. so slippery.

like stage your protest all you want, buddy, but you have literally never been more move-able.

[sloanegabe]

random hollanov moments + their respective book quotes

[alivardic]

Happy Pride! On my knees praying we get to see the centaurs pride night designs in season 2

I wanted to do a re-render of my Gatorade ad, mostly because i did just want Hollanov fanart and while i love the stupid little Gatorade designs, that piece was fully just meant for my fic. However! I thought these cuties turned out so cute I did want to make a canon version <3

I am really hoping they will include a pride night design for the ottawa centaurs for when Troy comes out!

Also i knoww the centaurs logo is meant to be super ugly, but I wanted to draw something fun 😭😭😭

[mina-logan]

If you are indeed taking suggestions for hollanov, I would looooove to see Ilya blowing Shane. Thinking about the position from the first drawing you posted but swapped has infested my brain, but any position would be lovely. You are so talented, I love your style!!

A long time coming for this request pun not intended

Art HERE on AO3

[tinylilhollander]

During the post-cottage era when Ilya's still playing for Boston, Shane sends Ilya a text one night that's just like "Are you alone?"

And Ilya is like "No I'm out for drinks with the guys. Did you not see that we won, Hollander?"

And Shane texts back like "Of course I saw, that's why I'm texting." Then a few seconds later: "Download this app right now. Be discreet." with an app store link. And Ilya texts back like '??? 🤨 Shane, have you been hacked?'

And Shane is like 'Just download the fucking app, asshole. This is your reward. Username is Jane2481. Fucking HURRY.'

And when Ilya follows the link and finds out that it's the app that controls a vibrating butt plug, he nearly blacks out at the table before disappearing for a suspiciously long smoke break.

[tinylilhollander]

@zouisalmightie Aaahh no why would you apologise for leaving this masterpiece in the tags. Holy shitttt

Goddd the idea of Ilya being able to hear allll of it but not speaking to him. Just communicating what he wants from Shane through what he does with the plug until Shane gets it. Making Shane work for it in more ways than just making pretty noises for Ilya. Adding something of a puzzle to it. He knows Shane likes a challenge, and a challenge it's possible to win, and he creates one for him. Hottttt.

[hollanov-ann]

[randomvocabulary]

She is genuinely the most beautiful woman to ever exist

[bloominflowers]

a centaurs appreciation post bc I love these characters and this team with all my heart 💗

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[lilylikeswords]

@bedlund did you say more....? Shane finally has his Baby Ilya to match

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[gaynehollander]

Shane at 45 years old, watching some punk-ass rookie on screen beat the All Stars speed record that he's held for over a decade now: Baby, do you think I can come out of retirement for next season?

[themoonandmyman]

Hey… only 9 more months until more Hollanov Raw Sex in front of our eyeballs….

[smokingrozanov]

My TV is pregnant & it’s Jacob Tierney’s

[themoonandmyman]

Our sex scene baby is the size of a pinto bean rn…

[hollanov-ann]

I adore them

[paperdollinsane]

Moments when Shane's fingers are in Ilya's hair

[mutinsfromthemoon]

i don’t care if it’s not canon i’m a hollanov digital camera truther they have photos together since their first time as a couple in the cottage. they just have to take pictures with something that don’t have access to the internet and never get to worry about being leaked and i will die on that even if it’s not true. i can’t believe they had to delete everything

[yolkylemon]

💪 💦

ilya version