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[depsidase]

[gloryofdawn]

I don't think there's a single nation with more right to this proverb than Haiti

[larval-tear]

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

[auckie]

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

[auckie]

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

[memecucker]

[txttletale]

its so funny when people are like "omg she's just using her status as a trans woman as a shield against criticism!". hey check out myawesome magnetic shield that attracts every bullet in a 100 mile radius

[skygenders]

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

[skygenders]

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

[skygenders]

Seattle Children’s says Laurelhurst noise concerns burdens lifesaving care for children

The hospital says some limits on helipad access add pressure when children need lifesaving care.

Apparently this has been going on for decades and is only getting traction because a pilot complained on Twitter.

[pacificnorthwestdoodles]

For those who don’t know, my son had cancer and did all of his medical treatment at Seattle Children’s Hospital. When He had a medical emergency, he would be taken 72 miles north to Seattle Children’s because he was too medically complex to treat locally.

A neighborhood complaining about emergency helicopter use is going to lead to a child’s death. Minutes matter, especially with the medically complex children who are seen at that hospital.

Landing in a nearby field to then be transported by ambulance to the hospital is too much of a delay in an emergency—especially if the child is coming in from a hospital outside of King County, WA.

[sexedplus]

This isn’t what I usually write about, but I think it’s important.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[raine-of-auroria]

Me watching this:

[cowboybarbaryn]

I’m not letting this rot in the tags

[official-kircheis]

where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"

[andmaybegayer]

here it is

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[02613]

my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone

[foolsturmoil]

beautiful interaction i saw on the internet today

[animentality]

[softwaring]

how many blogs do you follow?

0 - 250

251 - 500

501 - 1000

1001 - 1500

1501 - 2000

2001 - 2500

2501 - 3000

3001 - 3500

3501 - 4000

4001 - 4500

4501 - 5000

Voting ended onDec 7, 2025

REVISED following poll bc im dumb and didnt realize tumblr caps how many blogs you can follow

BUT i’m curious bc i’ve been following the same amount of blogs for basically a decade+

[evilwizard]

basically as soon as he hears “i wish that this wish and all subsequent wishes…” the genie knows his whole day is fucked

[loonowizard-blog]

“I wish that this wish and all subsequent wish(es) that any and all deing(s), entitie(s), and/or creature(s) with and/or without corporal forms ask and/or command of you as being(s), creature(s), and/or entitie(s) with phenomenal cosmic power(s) is and will be based on the wish maker's intention(s), the wish maker's whole intention(s) and only the wish maker's intention(s) and not in any way(s), shape(s), and/or form(s) based on the language(s) used to Express and/or communicate said wish(es)”

[evilwizard]

NO! …FASTIDIOUS LEGAL JARGON AND THE PRESENCE OF AN UNBIASED NOTARY PUBLIC!!!!

[ash-and-art]

The fun thing about Queer as an identifier is they cant chop you off or reorganize you into obscurity. Queer is for everyone. You cant cut the T off of a Q.

[adrianfridge]

Legitimately this is exactly why “queer is a slur” is a TERF dog whistle. They don’t want people reclaiming queer because queer is too inclusive for them to easily exclude people

[kvothes]

went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL