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[txttletale]

its so funny when people are like "omg she's just using her status as a trans woman as a shield against criticism!". hey check out myawesome magnetic shield that attracts every bullet in a 100 mile radius

[skygenders]

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

[skygenders]

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

[skygenders]

Seattle Children’s says Laurelhurst noise concerns burdens lifesaving care for children

The hospital says some limits on helipad access add pressure when children need lifesaving care.

Apparently this has been going on for decades and is only getting traction because a pilot complained on Twitter.

[pacificnorthwestdoodles]

For those who don’t know, my son had cancer and did all of his medical treatment at Seattle Children’s Hospital. When He had a medical emergency, he would be taken 72 miles north to Seattle Children’s because he was too medically complex to treat locally.

A neighborhood complaining about emergency helicopter use is going to lead to a child’s death. Minutes matter, especially with the medically complex children who are seen at that hospital.

Landing in a nearby field to then be transported by ambulance to the hospital is too much of a delay in an emergency—especially if the child is coming in from a hospital outside of King County, WA.

[sexedplus]

This isn’t what I usually write about, but I think it’s important.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[raine-of-auroria]

Me watching this:

[cowboybarbaryn]

I’m not letting this rot in the tags

[official-kircheis]

where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"

[andmaybegayer]

here it is

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[02613]

my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone

[foolsturmoil]

beautiful interaction i saw on the internet today

[animentality]

[softwaring]

how many blogs do you follow?

0 - 250

251 - 500

501 - 1000

1001 - 1500

1501 - 2000

2001 - 2500

2501 - 3000

3001 - 3500

3501 - 4000

4001 - 4500

4501 - 5000

Voting ended onDec 7, 2025

REVISED following poll bc im dumb and didnt realize tumblr caps how many blogs you can follow

BUT i’m curious bc i’ve been following the same amount of blogs for basically a decade+

[evilwizard]

basically as soon as he hears “i wish that this wish and all subsequent wishes…” the genie knows his whole day is fucked

[loonowizard-blog]

“I wish that this wish and all subsequent wish(es) that any and all deing(s), entitie(s), and/or creature(s) with and/or without corporal forms ask and/or command of you as being(s), creature(s), and/or entitie(s) with phenomenal cosmic power(s) is and will be based on the wish maker's intention(s), the wish maker's whole intention(s) and only the wish maker's intention(s) and not in any way(s), shape(s), and/or form(s) based on the language(s) used to Express and/or communicate said wish(es)”

[evilwizard]

NO! …FASTIDIOUS LEGAL JARGON AND THE PRESENCE OF AN UNBIASED NOTARY PUBLIC!!!!

[ash-and-art]

The fun thing about Queer as an identifier is they cant chop you off or reorganize you into obscurity. Queer is for everyone. You cant cut the T off of a Q.

[adrianfridge]

Legitimately this is exactly why “queer is a slur” is a TERF dog whistle. They don’t want people reclaiming queer because queer is too inclusive for them to easily exclude people

[kvothes]

went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

[angelicguy]

*trapped in trolls cave, weaving under their oversized rudimentary furniture while they chase me down*

troll with cockney british accent: maybe we'll boil em... mash em... puttem in a stew, let him roast in 'es own juices.... my belly's rumblin just thinkin bout it!

other troll in a normal white guy voice: Oh Ooh maybe we could try a little quinoa salad

[violentoffender]

[redfagdiver]

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

[recovering-catholic]

[orchidvioletindigo]

[ID: A list of 11 points titled “Characteristics of Pseudoscience” that are as follows:

Is unfalsifiable (can’t be proven wrong): Makes vague or unobservable claims

Relies heavily on anecdotes, personal experiences and testimonials

Cherry picks confirming evidence while ignoring/minimizing disconfirming evidence

Uses technobabble: Words that sound scientific but don’t make sense

Lacks plausible mechanism: No way to explain it based on existing knowledge

Is unchanging: Doesn’t self-correct or progress

Makes extraordinary/exaggerated claims with insufficient evidence

Professes certainty: Talks of “proof” with great confidence

Commits logical fallacies: Arguments contain errors in reasoning

Lacks peer review: Goes directly to the public, avoiding scientific scrutiny

Claims there’s a conspiracy to suppress their ideas

A logo in the corner shows a smiling cartoon brain lifting a weight and says "Thinking Is Power." /End ID.]

[strongermonster]

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

[strongermonster]

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

[strongermonster]

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

[strongermonster]

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

[strongermonster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[strongermonster]

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

a girl reunited with her sword

[sock-bread]