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Dinosaur cartoon.

Important reminder

This reminds me of the fact that "Ancient Egypt" goes back so many thousands of years, that the most recent "Ancient Egyptians" were already studying (even more) Ancient Egypt.

charlesoberonn

Not even the most recent ones. It was an Egyptian prince from the 13th century BCE studying and restoring artifacts from the 26th century BCE.

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For context, the last Pharaoh, Cleopatra VII, lived in the 1st century BCE. Prince Khaemweset, known as "the first egyptologist", was as ancient to her as the pyramids and tombs he was studying were ancient to him.

theaudientvoid

I remember having me mind completely blown when I learned that the "New Kingdom" was pre-Bronze Age Collapse.

oxeanic

This has totally be mentioned in another fork of this post, but it reminds me quite a bit of Ennigaldi-Nanna's museum, a museum in Ur, c. 530 BC, which housed mesopotamian artifacts dating back in some cases to the 20th century BC

poorlemons

drew this in kidpix because i got upset at my normal art

#What the fuck #This is your response to being mad at your art?

kitsuneharmony

10/10 design had to draw her

Original design by BlizzardDoesStuff

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more characters with superpowers who look into the whole superhero thing and decide "hm no i do not want to participate in this actually"

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to be clear i'm not saying they turn to supervillainy. they just look at their superpower-based career options and decide to go in an unrelated direction. dental hygienist. supply chain management. HVAC technician in surprisingly high demand

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some of them do superpower hobbies on the weekend, but a good portion of them are just "eh. my body could technically do it but this is not fun for me?" like it's literally just excercise. why spend your free time training for a marathon when you could be crafting

a lucky few have highly marketable powers which make for extremely well-paid gig work (standard teleporter hourly pay is insane), but it's not exactly a passion driven career. yeah speedsters can make bank working production lines but that gets repetitive real fast. also that shit is tiring. yeah the agricultural industry is paying you big bucks to control the weather during harvest season but you're going to have back spasms for months after.

sillyouhette

Doodles to help me get over my inconsistent artblock / motivation

bebebeep0v0

Sibling Golden Guard hunter and Luz

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gillybeanns

Happy Lesbian Visibility Day/Week!! <3

ironychan

Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play

Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.

From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.

Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.

jaffacountingtribblesinthetardis

OP I’m sorry but the last sentence painted SUCH a vivid picture in my mind I had to draw it immediately.

gholateg

I love how Stitch looks more like a stuffed animal then Hobbes does.

This is perfect.

leomacgivena

XユーザーのDaily objectさん：「Daily Object #540: Fish Hammer」

cartoonfan4ever

Since it's Lesbian Visibility Day and Week, here's an Amity appreciation post for our favorite lesbian witch and Luz's awesome girlfriend/cotton candy haired goddess. 🏳️‍🌈

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Write it badly or it'll never be written

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Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again