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parkchanwoohoo

marzipanandminutiae

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

cl0udyd4z3

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

portraitofemmy

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

tielan

DYING LAUGHING

deadcatwithaflamethrower

I’m laughing but I’m also crying because I still owe a university thousands of dollars.

tilliewalden

dinuguan

fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702

a modern day hero

lizzy-bennet

Deleted Tosche Station scene from A New Hope

brendanadkins

uh

leupagus

OK I have like mutliple questions

a) who dis

2) why does he look like mustacheod Mads Mikkelson

III) what is happen

?) ARE THEY BOYFRIENDS?????

ohgodshesloose

AHEM! *dons his lore cape*

This is Biggs Darklighter, Luke’s best buddy growing up on Tatooine. There was a big chunk of story cut from A New Hope where Luke looks up at the sky, sees the Star Destroyer and Princess Leia’s ship shooting at each other in orbit, and jumps in his landspeeder to tell his friends like an excited puppy.

He arrives at Tosche Station (from the infamous line “But I was gonna go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!”) and is surprised to find Biggs there, who had just gotten his certification from the Imperial Academy (mentioned in the line “That’s what you said when Biggs and Tank left” when Luke was trying to coax Uncle Owen into applying). Luke drags everyone outside to look but by that time the two ships have stopped shooting, so they write it off as Excitable Dumbass Luke getting his dumb hopes up again and go back inside.

It’s worth noting that Biggs takes the first look through Luke’s binoculars and says it’s probably just a freighter refueling. Having been to the Imperial Academy he’d know damn well what a Star Destroyer looks like and that having one in orbit over Tatooine means Srs Bsns is afoot. But he doesn’t mention this and lies, probably in an effort to keep Luke from going “ZOMG ADVENTURE!” and trying to get involved.

When everyone else inside, Biggs and Luke go for a walk and Biggs lets Luke in on a secret: he and a bunch of other Academy grads are going to mutiny and defect to the Rebel Alliance the first chance they get. Luke basically goes “GEE WHIZ!” and Biggs shuts him up. He explains that this is stupidly dangerous and is going to make him a wanted man if he survives, so this is the last time the two are probably ever going to see each other. Luke still doesn’t Get It yet and is mostly envious of all the excitement and adventure Biggs is about to embark on.

Fast forward past: Luke discovering real and innocent people get murdered by the Empire (courtesy of Uncle Owen & Aunt Beru’s smoking remains), finding out that dashing rogues can really just be selfish, trigger-happy assholes thanks to Han Solo, and watching the man who opened his eyes to a bigger universe get killed by the monster who Luke thinks murdered his father. His boyish naivety has taken quite the beating. But as he gears up to help attack the Death Star, who should he run into but his best buddy Biggs! How bad can war be when your best friend is at your side?

… oh.

Biggs gave his life to protect Luke, physically blocking Vader from shooting his best friend for as long as he possibly could. Between that, the reassuring words of Obi-Wan, and the timely return of Han (who Chewie threatened to tear the arms off of if they didn’t go back), Luke learned a critical truth: the universe was a lot darker than he ever realized, but no matter what there is always hope.

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll

Why the fuck did they cut that?

whitepeopletwitter

dapenguinninja

Why is Ohio always brought into the strangest posts?

cuddlyplaguedoctor

Because Ohio is that strange of a place.

lucifers-heartbeat-deactivated2

pinof

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galadariel

it’s back

the-female-gaymer

will this never get explained to me???

fatewalker-deactivated20180419

me when i see my friends in game.

catsbeaversandducks

Cat mute for euphonium.

Video/caption/photo by Kazuhiro Tsukimura

pousseyluv

babyanimalgifs

“Am I a cat?”

breakfast-menu-deactivated20210

YOU MUST WATCH THIS

timelorddarthswagger

That first existential crisis

pedeka

self aware sweetie

mad-dyspunktional

This just completely destroys the idea that cats (and possibly dogs) aren’t self aware enough to recognize themselves in the mirror.

hydro-homies

Good idea.

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sntg

i think about this video a lot

harperandmary

Wtf is going on

no-chill-at-all

tyleroakley

omg how have i never seen this omg

skreamingninja

autohaste

If depression was a musical

capacity

This is a bop

ghostbustinggays

ok this keeps coming on my dash and every time the notes are filled with people being like WHAT IS THIS so i am HERE TO ENLIGHTEN YOU, FRIENDS

this is from the musical Firebringer which is free to watch on Youtube. it’s by Team StarKid of A Very Potter Musical fame (think you recognize the girl singing? that’s Lauren Lopez, also known as the funniest Draco Malfoy the world has ever seen)

anyway, Firebringer is a female-driven, hilarious musical about bisexual cavewomen and you are going to want to watch it. trust me.

WATCH FIREBRINGER!

bookwyrm-in-space

Our entire office sings this at least once a week.

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nullifiedneet

It’s like being in an alternate reality seeing the real picture in this post lmao

deathdaydungeon

The most infuriating thing about the Tumblr purge is when you write something that’s nsfw, you can’t tag it as nsfw because then Tumblr auto-hides the post.

So…what do you do? Don’t post it? Don’t tag it? Tag it as “no t sa fe 4 worrrrk” or something equally obtuse?

It makes it impossible to post responsibly. :/

just-things-i-like-mostly

deathdaydungeon

barbex

omg it’s the return of Lemon!

scifiphan

what are school administrators using to curb rampant teenage pregnancy?

wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623

your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard

itseasytoremember

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

identificat

This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

psyducked

Are you going?

gonefashion

these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!

and look what he said

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ

mnemophile

update:

he had a thanksgiving dinner and is having a christmas dinner in case y’all missed out on the bbq!!

notchaoticiswear

lgb-bq :’)

rockonkiri

The guy is a registered sex offender. Kidnapping of a minor and sexual assault.

darren-fucking-chriss

http://sexoffender.ncsbi.gov/details.aspx?SRN=011019S7

kittyit

a serial child rapist trying to get “families” to attend his bbq. jesus christ

girlsmoonsandstars

god damn it

radical-f

it was literally shady from the fact that he posted it to Grindr like of course he was trying to reach a specific audience

cecaeliawitch

no wonder his family doesn’t talk to him

libertybill

Holy fuck

konigstigerr

i used to really like this post, thought it was cute. shame.

gaypussyretard

klubbhead

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan

yourladyindank

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Well this took an unpleasant turn since the last time I saw it

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consultingdoctorwholock

No worries @loki-against-onision , I got one

lumbaghini

Ok, so, I researched this. I read his court files.

What this guy did was he let two young couples who wanted to have sex away from their parents’ eyes into his house. Here’s a “statement of the facts” from an appeal after he was convicted:

“Fourteen-year-old Stephanie was dating 18 year-old Timothy Cutshall; fifteen-year-old Rachelle was dating 23 year-old Chris Hall. On the night in question, Hall and Cutshall asked the defendant to let them use his house for a liaison with the girls. The girls lied to their parents about where they were going, went to the defendant’s house, and had sex with Cutshall and Hall; the defendant never had sex with either girl.

“The evidence was in conflict as to whether the defendant knew that the girls were underage. There was no evidence that he knew they were younger enough than the men to render their otherwise consensual intercourse statutory rape. Finally, there was no evidence that he knew that the girls did not have their parents’ permission to go to his house. Nonetheless, the defendant was convicted of aiding and abetting statutory rape, second degree kidnapping, and taking indecent liberties with children.”

The person who shared his sex offender registry completely made up the “sexual assault” charge, and “kidnapping” didn’t sit right with me, so I looked into it. What actually happened was complicated. What it looks like to me is this dude, possibly under the influence of the alcohol he said ruined his life, made a stupid decision to trust these kids and had some creative prosecutors throw the book at him in every way they could think of.