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DEAR READER
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
YOU ARE THE REASON
shark vs the universe
if i look back, i am lost
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@raptor-cats
archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another
Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies
Behold, the digital artchery glove!
….but Wait…
…….!!!
FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!
Ok but wgat if we held hands…..
and we both had carpal tunnel syndrome 😳
not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫
WHY ARE HYOY SO SMALL
STOP STOP HES ALREADY DESD
they cant stop grilling my boy. manlet simulator
the saga continues
umm compilation
You know what messes me up?
This dinosaur skeleton is incomplete. But, it doesn't look that way to us, because the parts it's missing are parts we don't have.
See how there are ribs on the bottom? Those are called gastralia. That's right, dinosaurs had ribs on their stomachs as well, and modern crocodiles and alligators still have them! (Also, notice that the ribs keep going to the hips instead of stopping above the waist. This is also true of modern birds, and why a bird can't have a concave stomach!)
Next, notice that ring floating in the center of the eye socket? That's called a sclerotic ring! Fish, reptiles, birds--with the exception of mammals (and, oddly enough, crocodilians), pretty much all modern vertebrates still have them! It's literally an eyeball bone. Afaik we haven't found a T-rex specimen with any intact, but since we've found them in other dinosaurs, it's very likely they had them too.
So, keep that in mind next time you see a dinosaur skeleton.
I'm glad people are as excited as I was to learn about the Secret Dinosaur Bones
great job everyone lets hit the showers
Not again
gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site
it always comes back to skyrim somehow.
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list
Finally, a hotel that understands color theory
Once again we bring you Tumblr’s One Joke
ooh, we have another addition to the Children’s Murder Village!
Can I interest you in a
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crabonated beverage?
How to tell when your pun has reached both of its intended demographics
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there are two of them so you can put one on each of your female presenting nipples for like. extra modesty with bonus self-actualization. or something.
if you don't have homegrown female presenting nipples store-bought is fine
how dare this all come out, when it is November
and I now have to wait 11 months for the next perfect Halloween costume, “verified female, presenting nipples”
i cannot wait that long, I must have a halloween party next weekend
everyone wants a werewolf gf until she uses her claws smh
God forbid women do anything
I'm gay and my glasses are dirty
I’m gay and my glasses are dirty
reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty
Ough.
we can no longer start a new social media site in the reviews section of Lawry’s seasoned salt (16oz) on Amazon
People need to chill with this “can we normalize” thing. All this shit is already normal, there are a variety of normals available to you. Just live your life and feel your feelings.
They should've never gave y'all buzzwords
confiscating "normalize" and putting it on the top shelf until these people learn to not abuse it
Tags that hit like a punch in the face.
I just read the most unhinged ask accusing me of some TikTok, new age, other dimension bullshit regarding my “belief” that I’m married to Mothman and how I’m “promoting mental illness as spiritualism.”
Like, bestie, I don’t know how to tell you this, but that's my spouse's username @mothman-etd.
I’ve been ugly laughing for the last 5 minutes. Tears are streaming down my face. Help, I need an inhaler.
My recent Asks suddenly make sense now.
Just to be clear, I am very much Human. This has been confirmed by multiple Human doctors who confirm humanhood in Humans.
Hgsjklsks. You could not have said that any more unnaturally if you'd tried. 🤣
You know how I feel about you posting photos of me.
#at least get my good side
Honey, all your sides are good sides.
More Pallas Cat (via mbibi)
love me some SCREAMING RECTANGLE
The real reason batman has such a long cape is to hide his 7 inch platform boots
And all of his children
Why would you hide this in the tags
Do I have to repeat myself
#YAS#*burning elmo gif* YASSSSSS#Bruce needs to be taller than his kids to be Imposing is OUT#Bruce being taller than his kids so they can hide under his cape where he can protect them is INNNN
I had fun with this one
Parenting 101 by Battinson Bruce Wayne
Dick: Bruce? I’m hungry.
Bruce, crouched in a corner, shuffling through a case file: where is Alfred
Dick: Remember he went to England last week?? I’m hungry! You have to feed me.
Bruce: *shuffles over to the mini fridge he has in the cave, finds a bag of shredded cheese, sits on the ground with it*
Dick: That’s just cheese tho??
Bruce: yes.
Dick, a ten year old: *shrugs* ok cool!
—
Dick, testing boundaries: I want to watch Jurassic Park.
Bruce: ok
Dick: I-It’s midnight?? I have school tomorrow?
Bruce, wearing a ratty old bathrobe and some flannel pants, eyes glued to the floor and hair falling in his face: caniwatchitwithyou
Dick: yeah?? but it’s really late???
Bruce: do you want popcorn
Dick, a ten year old: *shrugs* ok cool!
—
Dick: B I got into a fight today at school
Bruce: *shines a flashlight at Dick’s face*
Dick: I’m not hurt. They were teasing me for being a circus boy.
Bruce: did you win
Dick: …Sort of? Am I in trouble?
Bruce: *turns flashlight off and goes back to his case file* i can teach you some fighting techniques
Dick, a ten year old: *shrugs* ok cool!
—
Dick: We have parent day at school next week.
Bruce: hn
Dick: Um…the parents have to present what they do as a job. So I guess you can talk about your company. Just a five minute presentation.
Bruce: *vibrating, tearing up* presentation?
Dick: Alyssa’s mom made a PowerPoint.
Bruce: I can call you out and we will go to the zoo.
Dick, a ten year old: *shrugs* ok cool!
—
Dick: Bruce. >:-(
Bruce, hunched over, covered in grime:
Dick: You’re going to take me out on the next case with you.
Bruce:
Dick: *intense eye contact*
Bruce, shriveling up: okay but you need a costume
Dick, a ten year old: *shrugs* ok cool!
