yes i'm dysphoric. yes i'm a trender. we exist. @rarnbley - Tumblr Blog

It's so hot how statistically average your dick is! It's like big and small at the same time! I bet people are always telling you "this reminds me of most other penises" and "I can feel that you're in me, but it isn't uncomfortable!"

#i have in fact hooked up with someone whose dick is the us national average length #they consider it a point of pride #perfectly average penis. goldilocks dick.#text

2manypdfs

happy There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury day

#yoooooooo one of my favorites of his!!#image #no id

angel-derangement

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

#okay but are you ready? did you eat? do you have the energy?#text

kipperdip

#0001 - Bulbasaur: The Seed Pokemon

I’m attempting to draw every pokemon, wish me luck

#my buddy!!!! my lil guy!!!!!! my baby child!!!!!!!#pokémon #image #no id

cal3ris

is this gonna get me fired you think

#me working in literal fucking public education having to fill out a survey on how i use ai in the classroom #all of my answers were some variation of ‘i don’t and i am actively having to force myself not to cuss you out’#image #undescribed

strange-aeons

im pregnant with my eggs i need 7 names asap im gonna lay themsoon

1. Quintillion

2. Thaddeus

3. Vlad

4. Painless

5. Mikey Pepperoni

6. Asbestos

7. The Skull

#grace when rocky and adrian ask for him to give their pebbles human names #ask

hopeless-eccentric

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

#me because project hail mary made me find ryan gosling attractive. what the fuck #it's okay though because i'm also attracted to the rock spider alien so #like #it balances out #text

strawlessandbraless

Rhizophysa filiformis // No common name

Rhizophysidae is a family of siphonophores in the suborder Cystonectae. Look at them go 💚🩵💜

Love to sea it 🌊

#SIPHONOPHORES ‼️‼️‼️#these are stunning #image #photo #no id

heuheu-art

the first panel was inspired by fanart made by n0vanix

#hi op this is the greatest trans jax art ever created and i am going to cry #the amazing digital circus #art #image

verodynamix

Transitioning truly was the best thing I've ever done for myself; it's as if I've finally reclaimed my body after spending years as a soul without a vessel, drifting in the aether, watching helplessly as my physical form slowly marched towards its doom.

Now I'm in control; finally, TRULY living.

#it’s only been 5 months and i already feel 20 times better about myself #with just a shitty teen boy mustache and a cracking voice and a bit of bottom growth #and the fact that it’s only going to keep getting better is so incredible #text

basmatifiedd-deactivated2026040

in honor of this international women’s month list your favorite female character who is not a good person

#EVA STRATT ‼️‼️‼️#so excited to see her on the big screen tomorrow #text

sinaabee

The lioness does not concern herself with what REALLY happened that episode

#tadc spoilers #it was just 35 minutes of them all being rockettes dw #image #art #the amazing digital circus #undescribed

mizuri-chan

Absolutely crazy things happening in abstragedy town right now

#tadc spoilers #AND THEY CAN HAVE SEX NOW!!!!!!!!!#image #the amazing digital circus #undescribed

gusterr

Episode 08

#tadc spoilers #SNORTS #this is going in the echololia pool i can smell it #i already say ‘this time i’m really gonna do it’ a #all the time #image #the amazing digital circus #undescribed

mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf

Tumblr Sexy Women Contest 2026 Round 3

Jessie (Pokémon)

Queen (Deltarune)

Voting ended onMar 22

#we put these 2 bad bitches in the ring and instead of fighting they start making out sloppy style #(they’re both bad at it)#poll #pokemon #deltarune

tumblr

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve.

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

changes

It’s very clear that you all have strong feelings about Tumblr and about this change. We hear you. The passion people have for how Tumblr works is one of the things that makes this place special.

As this rolls out over the next few days and you explore it, we’ll keep reading your replies and reblogs, so please keep sharing your questions, concerns, and ideas.

Your creativity has always been the heart of Tumblr, whether you’re the original poster or adding something brilliant in the reblogs, and nothing about this change is meant to limit that.

If you’d like to talk directly beyond the comments, leave a reply and we’ll follow up with as many of you as we can. We want to work with you to make Tumblr better.

icannotgetoverbirds

hey folks do we like this. reblog without commentary for reach

do we want this?

yes

Voting ended onMar 23

telestatica

" ... Was nothing real? "

¨ You were real. That's what made you so good to watch ¨

#GOD hes so truman coded #the amazing world of gumball #art #image

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