rashida

i’m back in business baby :) requests open!!

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HAPPY NEW YEARS I HOPE EVERYONE HAS AN AMAZING 2024

thank you to everyone who has requested during or before my period of inactivity but I AM BACK!! posting starts again soon if i dont forget.

i write for tokyo ghoul, elfen lied, and vocaloid now!! ^_^

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love you guys. just saying.

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Itachi x reader who likes Kpop and anime?!? Who'd sometimes talk about their crushes can you write something funny where Itachi would get jealous?!?

✰ Itachi would notice the posters, figures, and any other form of merchandise in your room but wouldn't question you on it. But when you constantly reference it in conversations, he feels obligated to know more.

✰ He would catch you browsing through the internet about your interests at night. Although he would try not to embarrass you, his raised eyebrow and crossed arms would do so anyway.

✰ He would take you to concerts and conventions constantly just to see you happy. But his disinterest is obvious, even through his stoic demeanor.

✰ You may or may not have a few crushes on characters or K-pop Idols. He would try to downplay his jealousy, but eventually it would get the best of him.

✰ "Oh, Itachi, have you seen ____? They're like so cool and—"

✰ "Why show attraction to a silly character or celebrity, hmm? Focus on me, love." It's hilarious honestly.

tysm for requesting :) i had fun writing and brainstorming for this

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hcs for itachi n a s/o w a fear of birds? love your writing btw

warnings: none

notes: hii anon 💕 tysm for requesting! i love my boy itachi sm and this was rlly fun to write.

✰ when he first found out about your fear for birds, he was quite shocked.

✰ itachi was quite disappointed to find out that his lover had a fear for birds, considering that he literally had a summoning contract with crows.

✰ and since birds are literally everywhere he would always try his best to comfort you if you ever saw them flying above you.

✰ he may or may not have tried to help you get over your fear a couple of times (and it didn't work out).

✰ in his honest opinion he would think it’s quite silly (not that he would ever tell you -- he would never want to embarrass you).

✰ "you have to get over this, love." he would sigh under his breath, rubbing his temples as he watched you scream and shout at a pigeon.

✰ though you have your fears, he still loves you very much.

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me waiting on someone to request smthn cause of my writers block

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Hello my friend; I just wanted to say that I love your stories and everything! I also wanted to know if you are doing any stories requests or anything? 🤗🤗🤗🤗

Hi there!!! sorry for responding like ten days later, but yes! i am accepting requests at the moment!

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Random Akatsuki Headcanons! (Once again, I was bored)

I feel like im forgetting some :(

★ Konan never runs out of toilet paper

★ Itachi, Zetsu, and Kakuzu read the ingredients before they drink/eat things

★ Hidan randomly screams "WHAT'S UP, BITCHES?!" whenever he walks into his room even if no one is in there.

★ Tobi sucks on his thumb while he's asleep

★ Pain bites his lips whenever he stubs his toe

★ Sasori once dreamed about sleeping on a tropical island in a bikini

★ Deidara prefers luke–warm showers

★ If Kakuzu existed in modern times, he would definitely own a gun collection.

★ Konan, Deidara, and Sasori would work at a club together to make fun of random people at the Bar

★ Itachi can make his thumb disappear

★ Pain punches walls when he's angry

★ Hidan secretly has a soft–side for babies.

★ Tobi likes his milk warm. The only time he likes cold milk is in the afternoon.

★ Pain is secretly very clumsy

★ Deidara accidentally sticks pencils up his nose whenever he zones out

★ Zetsu talks to his plant friends <3

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Headcanons for being Jiraiya's sister

the results of staying up late and letting your random side decide what to post on your blog.

★ First off, I just wanna say he thinks you're scary 😭

★ You don't play any games if/when you catch him spying on women.

★ Whenever Tsunade's too tired to whoop his ass, you'll do it for her!!

★ Even if you get onto him about being a perv .. you're his sister so it makes sense you pick up some of those perverted attributes. you hide it very well though because you know very well that jiraiya would not let you live it down 😭

★ You two are pretty distant ngl. But whenever y'all randomly see each-other while walking by you point at him (like that spiderman meme 💀)

★ You met Naruto and sometimes Jiraiya gets a little jelly whenever you treat Naruto like a little brother (and u can't help it, he's too cute)

★ But nah you hit him on the head whenever he pouts like a baby and then give him a lil side–hug

★ YOU TWO CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY. jiraiya will say something that sounds oddly sexual and then you two will have the most intense staring contest then proceed to laugh like idiots 😭 especially in tsunade's office, she'll just wait until yall are done with one of those red marks on her head

★ Dinner is so fun. You feel guilty for stealing Naruto's frog wallet but you and jiraiya get drinks or something. You don't even discuss the Akatsuki's whereabouts most of the time, just random stuff.

★ When Naruto's asleep after training you two take a quick cloud–watching break and laugh whenever one looks like a butt or something lmao

★ He's not too protective of you since you can damn well take care of yourself but if someone insults you while you're away he'll slap them for sure.

★ He likes to annoy you.

★ "[name].." he pokes your cheek, examining your peaceful sleeping face to see if it would stir. His favorite passtime is waking you up from your slumber while you two are together. His eyes hold a childish glint in them as your eyebrows subconsciously furrow and your hands, that lay beside you, splay out a little more.

★ He does the same action once again, this time his finger pushing more into your flesh. He gasps a little and retracts his hand as your eyes snap wide open right after as if anticipating for him to poke you again. He's aware of how grouchy you are whenever you're woken up, so he takes a step back and raises his hands in front of himself as if telling you to wait. He definitely wasn't expecting for you to actually wake up. "Hello there, dear sister."

★ You show him no mercy as your eye twiches, and like a monkey reaching for a banana, you jump at him and knock him to the floor, giving the hardest punches you could muster. Your eyes are as red as a demon's and that's not because of your tiredness. "DON'T! WAKE! ME! UP!"

★ yeah my creativity goes wild whenever i imagine things.

★ But anyways, he loves embarrassing you. Like giving you piggy–back rides in public. You hate how Naruto finds it amusing. You growl (which sounds pathetic considering that you're on your brother's back) whenever he laughs.

★ Yeah, you embarrass Jiraiya too. You call him things like Ji–chan or Froggy–boy. Its funny whenever he crosses his arms like a kid and tells you to stop it.

★ He thinks you're cool. You've been through so much with him, from fighting enemies to beating his ass for spying on women, he couldn't ask for a better sister. (He'd never say this out loud.) And that's why he swears on his life that he'd always be there for you until the day he dies :(

★ 8/10 brother. Goofy and annoying but still cool.

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how naruto characters stub their toes

act like it was nothing and carry on:

kakashi, kurenai, sasuke, neji, tenten, itachi, shino, kakuzu

starts crying:

hinata, tobi

curse and then walk off to go heal it:

tsunade, ino, sakura, tenten, shikamaru, kankuro, orochimaru, kabuto

laughs at themselves then moves the chair outta the way:

asuma, konan, kisame

throws a fit, curses at it, sobs violently, holds tf out of it, then feel embarrassed at how much they overreacted about it:

might gai and rock lee (they cry together), NARUTO, HIDAN, KIBA, JIRAIYA

has never stubbed their toe:

madara

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SAKURA 🌸 HEADCANONS (sfw)

★ Sakura is a total sweetheart towards you. It's obvious she has a rough–and–tough complexion like Tsunade but anyone besides you, Kakashi, Naruto, Lee, and Sasuke can see that.

★ In my personal opinion she's the type of person to buy you anything you ask for. She's all out for shopping, eating at restaurants, and going to fairs and stuff. You both will have lots of fun.

★ Don't have any plans? That's completely fine! She'll set up her fire place, put some jazz on in the background, and boil some cocoa! She loves cozy vibes, anyways.

★ She loves to cook. Mainly full meals or desserts, especially for you. In your opinion her pies are the best.

★ Obviously, since she's a medical ninja, she knows how to take care of you when you're sick. She'll force the crap out of you to stay in bed and feed you (nasty) medicines and (delicious) soup!

★ You two like to dance together randomly in the middle of her living room tbh. I can imagine it. You're surprised at how good she is at doing the cha cha. She must've had too much free–time.

★ Training is not her ideal hangout time however she's down to do it with you.

★ She likes to hold hands whenever you two are in public. I can imagine it makes her feel are warm and jittery inside.

★ Whenever you kiss her on the cheek she blushes redder than the crate of tomatoes in Sasuke's kitchen. Sometimes she has to fan herself to calm down.

★ She also likes to spoon you, just saying. Even though it takes her awhile to sleep it's still cozy.

★ Whenever she's mad at you, she sounds like she's scolding a little child. For example, when you broke her vase.

★ "[name].." she would put her hands on her hips as she stood in front of you, her eyebrows creased to show her irritation.

★ It's extremely scary to you; you know what she's capable of doing. "Sorry, Sakura.." You looked down and swung your feet, the floor being the most interesting thing you ever did see.

★ She would sigh and pinch the bridge of her nose as if releasing all the pint up aggressiveness she could've displayed towards you, as if you were Naruto or Ino. "It's fine .. just, be more careful!" You're surprised to see the delicate smile on her beautiful face.

★ Though she scolds you for being clumsy, she's not too stable herself..

★ Whenever she's in the comfort of her own home, it's easy to scare her. You barely have to tap her shoulder and she's yelping, gripping onto the nearest thing to hold herself from falling. The embarrassed blush on her face is adorable.

★ She loves you so freaking much. If anyone messes with you, they'll be beaten to a pulp. Naruto/Sai says something that makes you hurt? He'll be walking home with a fractured skull, possibly in the hospital.

★ 10/10. Such a sweet and fun girlfriend.

after years, it seems, of debating if the naruto fandom is deceased on here i decided to post this. removed the nsfw part for various reasons but i'll most likely post it on ao3.