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I've had tumblr forever and I never known what to put here (the skeletons are supposed to dance)

[ryebreadgf]

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Li4mricee)

[toastbutteregg]

oh hello to both of you

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[obviousplant]

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adam and Eve had to raise teenagers, but they were never teenagers beforehand.

[teaboot]

Eve holding the first ever baby: what the FUCK is thIS

[teaboot]

Adam, talking to God: hey buddy so uh I don’t know if this is like ~normal~ or what but my wife just shat out a fat bald monkey and now it won’t stop screaming? Are you doing okay up there bro

[princelink]

[ohmeursault]

Cats (2019)

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[saddest-cat-hours]

Me on my way to eat your ass

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Was that caption really necessary

[whatspeaksofter]

IDK, but the music was

[wigglytuffer]

[xpaperheartso]

Same energy

[lala-the-rebel]

[kurtbrussels]

[pettycentral]

[puthy]

If you aren’t doing this EVERY night are you really a couple

[slingbees]

kermit sutra

[papasmoke]

BIG fan of this one

[alexander]

okay but this is me

[brucebocchi]

[turnipfritters]

[prostatewizard]

BYE

[yxvng-sire]

💀💀💀

[richardgoranski]

this is just. so fucking funny to me

[cosmic-m-b]

It's funnier when you consider that Weird Al tweeted this in response.

[omiedahomie]

When someone attractive on the internet starts messaging you

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[123iloveyoutoo]

boomers: *calls gen z stupid* boomers: *calls gen z sensitive* boomers: *calls gen z snowflakes* boomers: *calls gen z gen z: ok boomer boomers: