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homerically

True pain is not having the vocal range or talent to sing your favourite song

homerically

True love is singing it anyway

kalimaxxing

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

tlirsgender

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

tlirsgender

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

tlirsgender

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

2mo3cm-man

call-me-remi

amilkyway

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

spaghettinatural

As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh

roach-works

in case europeans were worried: we love them very much! even tho they’re clumsy and slow and sometimes bump into you, no one swats fireflies here, or takes them for granted. even grownups sometimes reach out in the summer and gently catch a firefly for a minute before letting it go.

actualaster

By “reach out” that’s meant quite literally–you just kinda. Stick your hand in their flight path and they land on you and will sit on your hand for a bit. Sometimes if you’re just walking or standing outside while they’re active you have to shoo them off you because they’ll just. Sit on you.

They’re harmless and very pretty and it’s always a treat to see because they’re out for a relatively short time each year.