a real human bean

dylan, 27 yrs old, he/they, tme, kinda like if a pottery café ashtray came to life music i done made

[romehbo]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[doncherrycola]

Subraiana, Outlaws for Life, 2026, mohair and alpaca yarn embroidery

[bobdylanyaoi]

i heard your new song and bitch it's not giving

[tall]

[ukpuru]

Textile patterns from the Igbo women’s weaving industry at Akwete, now in southern Abia State. National Library of the Netherlands, The Hague.

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[kaylmao]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[segamascott]

[pissvortex]

Unemployed friend: Dude we should open a Steely Dan themed bar. The drinks will all be named after different songs. We can call it "Black Cow"

Me (dreamed of this exact scenario playing out leading to the bar burning down with him in it leaving me with the insurance money): Sure

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[polari]

mind you before sinners we didn’t have definitive proof that it was possible to successfully make a movie in 2025

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[technofinch]

Whatever.

[sosashawtyy]

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[dreaminterlude]

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth