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be honest am i going to scale well late game?

They don’t teach you this in school but in the seventies the storks that deliver babies started to talk about unionizing but luckily Bruce Springsteen invented sex just in time so we didn’t have to deal with all that let’s all say thank you Bruce

fuckblast

It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

xbeautifulxgarbage

i hate craving! i hate yearning! i hate desiring!!!!

BUT!

i really love getting what i want. has anyone heard of/solved this yet. message me IMMEDIATELY if so

does bruce springsteen know he’s literally all I have left

thefleetingflashofa-sword623

I keep hearing nearby footsteps but theyre not of humanoid gait so i pay them no mind cus all beasts are friendly towards me due to rapport ive built with various animal clans

lesbianmarrow

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business