meh

Just a sucker with no self esteem.

[buzzfeed]

Sometimes it’s good to talk to strangers.

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[kaybisquick]

My favorites are:

- Who knows? I think YOU KNOWS!

- He was number one!

- What’re they selling? CHOCOLATES

- Halfway there. Halfway there. Halfway there.

- The gang’s all here

- Have you tried setting it to Wumbo?

- I don’t need it. …. I NEED IT!

[boogeymed-deactivated20160318]

if you’re not cyborg from teen titans and you say booyah you should straight up die

[neopuff]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[lagonegirl]

white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!

[sixpenceee]

Lisa Simpson, a true icon. You can order a shirt here. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via cottoncandaddy)

[taylorzrealm]

LMFAO THE LAST PART

[disasterbisexual-moved]

chaotic dorks

[queersona]

[nerdbaron]

future schools are going to need a whole new class made in order to understand this

[synthot]

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

[sillisofthefaust-deactivated201]

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

[strawberrysunlights-oldacc-deac]

[dreadlockbullshit]

[vaynglory-deactivated20210927]

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

[vaynglory-deactivated20210927]

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[pikachucastiel-deactivated20220]

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

[prinxieties]

I got Donald Duck wtf

[thekatqueen23]

Boop

[ghostswithoutjournals]

whoah???

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[dankmemeuniversity]

[neverthere12345]

Racist man throws punches at FedEx driver, driver punches back Kills him in One Punch. | That's Tea

A racist man who was throwing racial slurs and punches at a FedEx Driver, died in one punch after getting punched back. Timothy Warren was d

A white man was throwing racial slurs at a Black FedEx Driver. He started Punching the driver, the FedEx driver punched him back one time, killing the man with One Punch.

[virtua92]

[miiriya]

[faggot-heathen]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/nation/2018/11/21/man-hurled-racist-slurs-punch-fedex-driver-then-died-after-he-was-punched-back/

He wont be indicted for the racist scumbags death either! Win!

[lj-writes]

Magnuson’s death from the fall was precipitated by “extremely poor health,” a medical examiner concluded, and the punch itself was not fatal, Senior Deputy District Attorney Adam Gibbs wrote.

Warren was within his legal right to challenge Magnuson’s “racist vitriol,” Gibbs noted, and said that Warren’s decision to confront Magnuson — rather than ignore him — was not legally significant.

Please keep up this energy of racists dropping dead on my dash.