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30 Not much common sense Friendly :) I love talking to people. basically anything that makes me smile/laugh. Myers-Briggs: INTJ Alignment: Neutral Good Kinsey Scale: 0 Hogwarts House: Gryffindor Temperament:  Melancholic Bending Type: Airbender "Life is a pass/fail course and you've got no choice but to pass" - me

[weheartchrisevans]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[clarkesbellmy]

THE 100 AU » “We provide…leverage.”

When asked to handle a crew of notorious criminals, Bellamy Blake thinks the world’s gone mad. But when their first job goes south, they reluctantly become a team, along with an old “friend” of Bellamy’s, Clarke Griffin. Slowly, the group becomes a family as five people who have always worked alone, learn to work together. Clarke Griffin is a world famous grifter, Bellamy Blake is an ex-insurance agent, Raven Reyes is a thief -who if he’s being honest, Bellamy’s pretty sure is insane- Monty Green is a brilliant hacker, and Octavia Blake (Bellamy’s previously estranged sister) is their…specialist. Together they build Leverage, a company who helps people in need by breaking the law and providing leverage to those the government has wronged.

[ego-credo-ut-intelligam]

[lovotomi]

game of thrones has done irreversible damage to the fantasy genre

[delicatefury]

Oh for-

TOLKIEN WAS CATHOLIC!

Not just “cultural Catholic”. Super Catholic.

Raised by a priest, no sex until marriage, daily Latin Mass, converted C. S. Lewis from atheism to Christianity so hard the man wrote The Chronicles of Narnia and became known as one of the 20th centuries’ greatest Apologists, one of his sons joined the priesthood, Catholic.

The people making this are spitting on Tolkien’s grave.

And you know what’s the icing on this frickin’ cake? It’s so painfully obvious that they had no intention of ever being faithful to Tolkien and his work. Because they waited until Christopher Tolkien died to actually start moving on this project. Because now the greatest defender of Tolkien and his work, his son, can’t publicly excoriate them.

[carolofthebell]

This is heartbreaking.

[mrevaunit42]

So if this becomes a thing, let's all agree to not watch it so it tanks sends a clear message. Don't confuse edgy for mature

[athena1138]

Just. For fuck’s sake. Let love be soft and sweet. Let there be longing glances and emotional forehead touches and stolen moments in the woods without the GODDAMN DESTRUCTION OF HAVING TO SEE TWO PEOPLE GO TO POUND TOWN WITH LITTLE TO NO BUILD-UP. 

Aragorn and Arwen are forever my #1 cis, wlm ship because I’m not forced to want to melt my eyes out every five fucking minutes by watching them go at it. Game of Thrones absolutely ruined fantasy. It doesn’t have to be blood sweat and cum 24 fucking 7. 

[athena1138]

AND ANOTHER FUCKING THING 

Tolkein’s ENTIRE deal was that he was anti-war. He knew that war was hell, that it was suffering and pain and there was nothing glorious about it at all. That’s why he wrote LOTR the way he did. He showed how war ravages a world, how it scars the people within it, how it spreads across the land like a darkness. 

That’s why he wrote the Fellowship like he did. Every one of them is soft and kind for a reason, because he knew that aggro masculinity was bullshit. 

He wrote Aragorn the way he did, as a gentile man with an open heart but also a brilliant warrior is because that’s the part he wanted to emphasize. That all warriors were once kind men, and the best of them are those who can maintain their kindness even after the fighting has gone and passed. Faramir is much the same. 

That’s also the whole point of Boromir. Tolkein was trying to show us that war is hell and that the desperation to end it (or arguably the desire for glory) is the single greatest downfall of man. Boromir was the pride and joy of Gondor, right? Star child, famed lordling, everybody knew his name. But he couldn’t withstand the ring because he was desperate. He wasn’t strong enough, despite being one of the strongest men in the land, to survive wartime without faltering. 

I think I got off topic. 

The POINT IS 

LOTR does not need sex. It does not need explicit horniness. To do so would be an absolute affront, a very insult to its core, and five thousand different types of out of character. 

Keep sex out of Lord of the Rings 2k2k.

[cheddarperaltas-deactivated2021]

my notion of time while quarantined is like this. I can’t believe it’s october already

[teashoesandhair]

Oh how I yearn for a simpler time, when a young man would simply give his paramour an intricately crafted wooden spoon to show his affection and ability to provide for their future family, especially if they ever ran out of spoons

[teashoesandhair]

It has come to my attention that not everyone knows what lovespoons are.

This is a lovespoon. They’re found in several cultures worldwide, particularly in Scandinavia, but most famously in Wales (that photo is a Welsh lovespoon) and, from at least the 17th century, they were given as gifts by a suitor to his intended lady. They’re supposed to be carved from one block of wood, and decorated with various symbols which have slightly nuanced meanings, all basically a variation on ‘you’re rad, want to get wed?’

Because marriage in poor, rural parts of Wales was often more akin to cohabitation at the time (i.e. you didn’t really have a big ol’ legal ceremony, you just sort of said ‘we’re married now’ and shacked up together) a lovespoon could act as a wedding ring of sorts; you’d put your goshdarn heart and soul into carving it and you’d give it to the dame you sought, and if she accepted the spoon, then you were essentially wed, or at least bound together in a meaningful way. It’s assumed that they were initially supposed to be at least somewhat functional, because people did in fact eat with wooden spoons back in the day, but they’re now purely decorative. And hoo boy, can they be decorative. These are some of the ones on display at St Fagans Museum:

Nowadays, they’re generally mass produced, and tend to look more like this:

Brings a whole new meaning to the sheer romance of spooning, doesn’t it?

[sixpenceee]

Beluga Whale saves phone from the depths of the sea in Norway.                       

Source

[chaoticconnoisseurgiver]

Water puppy

[demonindistress]

Wait that’s not any whale, that’s Hvaldimir!! 🇷🇺🐋🖤🇳🇴

[thedoctorknits]

[ottermatopoeia]

diver: let me see what you have? Hvaldimir: a knife! diver: NO!

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[nogistuneobrien-deactivated2016]

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

[eyeslikeonyx]

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

[nici-reads-deactivated20190926]

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

[sunflower-flow]

reposting on my friends account

[memebone-deactivated20170524]

holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.

[the-emerald-empire-deactivated2]

Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers! 

[percybluecookieheaven]

Everyone should see this, it’s really important

[maraschinobeso]

I reblog every time

[the-nightmare-gamer]

If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave

[the-nightmare-gamer]

I fucking told you, auto

[supernovaenpanthera-moved]

dUDE

[ask-trans-feliciano]

hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG

[askthemisfitsgt-blog]

oh god oh god oh god

PLEASE REBLOG

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

[sadtrashking]

WTF

[eddsworld-agent-au]

Stay alert ladies!

[anglerfish123-blog]

be warned

[rainbow-blossom247]

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!

[goddessofwaifus]

HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!

[danlop1970-blog-deactivated2022]

I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!

[yuejo]

This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!

[skippingseaglass]

!!!!!!!

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

[anony-phangirl]

HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!

[casafrass-deactivated20210110]

Reblogging again because it’s THAT IMPORTANT !!!

[iliketowritesometimess]

Pls spread this message!!!!

[torchbearerkyle]

Stay safe everyone! Please reblog this could save someone’s future and life!

[parker-hollandx-deactivated2021]

REBLOG!!!

[arvinsvintage]

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!

It is so sad that people are praying on the kindness of women :(

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

[tamara-cleo]

It’s a shame I have to reblog, but please do the same

[ravietta]

Minerva McGonagall. 1935 - present.

Currently Headmistress of Hogwarts. Professor McGonagall was awarded the Order of Merlin, First Class, for her unwavering allegiance to the Order of Phoenix. A well known hatstall. 

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[kingjaffejoffer]

[wckm-reblogs]

It can go all the way down to the county level, which is kinda crazy.

[choppaburrata]

31,493 people have my surname.

And I will fight them all*

[evansensations]

Chris Evans Explains Bulging Biceps & Helicopter Scene In Captain America: Civil War

[leepacey]

I say, jolly good show, chaps. And did I panic? I think not.

[zombeesknees]

#the comic relief who is genuinely comic  #and who makes the ‘incompetent bufoon’ trope actually work as an endearing quality as originally intended  #well played movie - well played  #john hannah  #WHAT A FOX

[antivillain]

#but! BUT!!!#THE GREAT THING ABOUT JONATHAN#IS HE’S NOT INCOMPETENT#he can read ancient Egyptian albeit not as well as his baby sister#he clearly has an interest in archaeology if only for treasure-related reasons#he had to go through intensive schooling to get the sort of permit required#to even have digs of his own#WHICH HE CLEARLY DOES#on a dig down in Thebes#he says and Evie believes him#Jonathan reads from the Book of the Living and he’s an excellent shot with a rifle and is clearly a boxer#Jonathan is SO COMPETENT and SO IMPORTANT#while simultaneously being plucky comic relief without JUST being plucky comic relief#u get me?

[star-anise]

Jonathan, like Phryne Fisher, clearly hasn’t taken anything seriously since 1918.

[jkthinkythoughts]

And, I would suspect, for similar reasons.

[thebluemeany]

^^^This. Jonathan being in World War I makes total sense. It’s almost impossible for him not to have been. Given his age and background, he probably volunteered in 1914.  

Of course he’s going to not take anything seriously. Of course he can shoot. The drinking, the skittishness, the recklessness, the sense of ‘keeping your head down’, the scepticism about traditional heroism….

The one with more actual experience of death, carnage and fighting is Jonathan. Not Rick. Not Ardeth Bey. Jonathan.

When Rick says ‘I’ve had worse (situation/odds)’ and Jonathan replies “ Me too”. That’s probably true. 

Drop The Mummy into the real world context and that’s a character who’s going to have seen a lot of his school friends die, along with the myths and tales of heroism they were raised on. Sort of makes the line where Evie’s scolding him for drinking/messing about a lot darker…

Evie: Have you no respect for the dead? Jonathan: Of course I do, but sometimes I’d rather like to join them.

[gingersnapwolves]

I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

*record scratch*

Wait a minute. Why is it being assumed that Rick and Ardeth wouldn’t have fought in WWI, as well? Johnathan isn’t that much older than any of them–in fact, there is a good chance that he, Rick, and Ardeth are all of an age. Just because Johnathan’s hair is thinning doesn’t mean he’s a decade older.

It was a LOT easier to lie about your age back in the day. So much easier.

Johnathan is the soldier who fought in WWI and became disillusionsed with pretty much everything except wanting to live (most of the time) and live well–and where is the shame in that? He would have seen some of the darkest shit humanity has to offer, and he kept going. And the thing is, though, archaeological digs at that time were DANGEROUS. Not from curses (usually) but from assholes who would turn up with guns to try and steal anything you discovered. Johnathan never really STOPPED having to deal with dangerous pricks, it was just less dangerous than death raining down from the sky in bomb, bullet, and mustard gas form all the time.

Rick grew up in Egypt as an orphan. What paperwork? He joined the French Foreign Legion, which fought in World War I in some seriously critical battles on the Western Front in Europe. Rick is the soldier who quickly grew disillusioned with everything, but he didn’t know how to stop being a soldier. Johnathan had a career and schooling to fall back on. Rick had guns, the talent of not dying easily, and not much else. When the army finally left him behind because he was literally the only survivor of his last FFL battle, he literally didn’t know what to do. At all. “Looking for a good time” was code for “Please someone give me a fucking purpose.”

Ardeth grew up in the desert. He probably never enlisted…but if you think his people didn’t fight against invading forces during WWI, think again: that region of North Africa was swarming with soldiers on both sides, and they alll tried to claim everything they stumbled over even while in the midst of fighting each other. Ardeth spent his entire life fighting to protect what belonged to him, what belonged to his people, and trying to keep assholes from stealing things that didn’t belong to anyone (for good reason). By the time the war was over, Ardeth was disillisioned in everyone except his own people, and seriously fucking done with stupid idiots who stole in the name of archaeology. He is completely (justifiably) resigned to the worst when Rick the Magic Survivalist returns to Hamunaptra.

[serpentine-sorceror-deactivated]

This has been another episode of “Actual History adding context and depth to character behavior”

[filthybonnet]

I love when “The Mummy” fandom comes out to play. But it’s even better when the history side of tumblr is also in “The Mummy” fandom.

[knottingthewind]

Every time this post comes around I am compelled to watch The Mummy again.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Mummy fandom is a quality fandom :D

[theartofanimation]

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[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[willowofthehearth]

This, and then put it into a large ziploc bag, squeeze the air out and seal. Waterproof.

[dustinteractive]

Hope everyone is staying strong and safe out there! This storm will pass

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…