Im gay btw

Tanner 23, College student and cis male. I post funny stuff and whole lotta cats. Currently married to @somethingwittyandgay.

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[blednochka-deactivated20171105]

“Urgent request! Don’t let the cat go inside the dorm! There are already 10 pregnant cats here!

Administration.”

[lovingrot]

Let Him In He Just Wants To

Fuck

[twitterlols]

[text-mode]

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

[smolmzd-deactivated20150612]

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

[undergroundmonorail]

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

[ayellowbirds]

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

[dr-archeville]

R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

the year is 28AW (after worm) and still we suffer

[superfluousspork]

Oh, w o r m

[everydaylouie]

[willinq]

[animatedtext]

requested by res-nullis

[yassmines]

MIND

[snyggvur]

this obliterated every single negative aspect of my entire life wow

[arroz-con-yolo]

this is so pure and stupid lmaooo

[fiddleabout]

#when u can see the single brain cell being shared

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[natrasharomanova]

i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there's the Baby Vest.

it looks like this:

it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we're literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.

[jungwildeandfree]

fire alarm (ringing)

me, stuffing babies into my vest: sorry excuse me i have to leave immediately 

[uchihajacob]

LMAOOOO WHO TF MADE THIS!?!?

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

IM SCREAMING AHDKSHDKSJ

[catchymemes]

[milkpropaganda]

*brings this to a friend who doesnt own a cat’s house and sticks it under the doorframe while they’re in the bathroom*

[meanplastic]

I FORGOT BRITISH PPL CALL GIRLS BIRDS AND I WAS SUPREMELY DISTURBED

[ashleyisaboysnametoo]

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[slimetony]

Every person who likes and reblogs this post will be enrolled in witness protection

[slimetony]

[zsnes]

[yep-thats-nsfw]

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder

make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better

do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster

slide ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger

[mnemoiisms]

BLOG CONTENT ASIDE I AM REBLOGGING FOR THAT FUCKING COMMENT

[sarielgrace]

What

[stickyruinsnerd]

GOD DAMN WHY WOULD YOU WANT THIS

[fuzzd-deactivated20250901]

Realism.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Say this to someone right before sucking their dick

[feazelbal]

[unicornfan]